words in movies
Roy: You were talking about me before! Look, I don't need this! I'm outta here! Where's my hat? (goes to get it) Look, I've been in this business for a long time!
Donny: Joey describe these things associated with the United States congress. (Joey goes form looking very confident to looking very shocked the instant the word congress is said) Give me 20 seconds on the clock please. Ready? Go!
(Camera goes to Joey. The clock is at 20 sec. The word "Legislature" appears. He looks at it blank faced and his eyes shift between Henrietta and his screen)
Chandler: O-kay. I'll see if I can find Ross. (Goes off to find Ross.)
Rachel: Okay. (She goes into her bedroom)
Phoebe: Oh, Ill get it. (goes over to the door.)
(She goes back and forth, not sure what to do first, put the bagel down or grab the key. She finally puts the bagel down and grabs the key and goes over to unlock Joanna.)
Rachel: How are you? (She goes to kiss him on the cheek, but stops because of the dates and pats him on the shoulder.)
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
(She goes for his magazine and he grabs it away before she reaches it. But she was only using the magazine as a decoy because she grabs his cookie and coffee, takes a bite out of the cookie and drinks some of the coffee.)
Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
Monica: God! If youre gonna cry about it! (She grabs the box and goes to through it out.]
Phoebe: Great. (Goes to take the test.)
Joey: (entering) Hey! (Goes to the fridge.)
(She exits and Phoebe goes over and sits down at the machine that works your shoulders and tries to do one, which she does, easily.)
(He goes to the bathroom and after he leaves Rachel goes through his coat and grabs the keys along with a $20 bill. The woman from before watches her do this.)
Joey: (goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! Hows it going?
Monica: (looking out the peephole) Ohh, shes looking down the hall. Oh! She looked right at me! Oh wait, you cant see people through that little hole, can you? (Goes back to the door.) Hello!
Rachel: Ooh, I just feel bad, I never vacuum. (She goes into Chandler and Joeys.)
Phoebe: Im sorry. (Goes and hugs him)
Emily: Okay. (Goes to say hi to the lads.)
(As Bonnie goes to do just that, Rachel smiles to herself, proud of what shes done.)
Chandler: Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? (Goes to the counter)
Ross: Its worth the pain. (She goes to hug him again.) Yknow what, you know what? Its not.
Phoebe: God! Ooh! What is that smell? Its coming from the bathroom. Ooh! (She goes to the bathroom.)
Joey: Yeah. (He goes over to her.)
Rachel: Huh. Well, uh, thats uh, thats interesting. (She goes over and retrieves her note.)
Phoebe: Ooh yeah! Then umm, what goes on top of the salami?
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, yeah! Hey! Yknow what goes good with that?
(Goes over and picks up the remote.)
Joshua: Man, I could really flash somebody in this thing. (He goes to put his hands in his pockets.)
Rachel: Ohh! Its so nice to meet you. (She goes over and shakes their hands.) Hello.
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didnt deny it! (Pause) I dont live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)
(He goes over to hug her.)
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Monica: All right. (Goes to take off the dress.)
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
Rachel: Oh, okay! (She goes to answer the door.)
Rachel: Ugh. (She goes over and lays her head on Phoebes lap.)
Rachel: Yeah. (She goes out to join her in the hall and starts looking for the dropped socks.)
PHOEBE: Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok. [goes over and grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica]
Joey: Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)
Rachel: Okay. (Joshua goes inside and to Chandler.) Every time.
(She goes down the hall. Joshua goes to put the food away when his parents walk in.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there. Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react.]
Ross: Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid.
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
Joey: (standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table and they shake hands.)
(He goes over and opens the door to reveal Monica holding a plate of cookies and a fan to blow the smell across the hall.)
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)
Joey: (gets very angry) Damnit Carl! (Carl goes to say something more, and Joey silences him with a grunt.)
Chandler: Fine! (goes into his room and slams the door, then he slams the bottom half of the door.)
(She goes over and kisses Chandler.)
(Rachel kisses him, and goes upstairs. After shes gone, Ross frantically tries to find and read the Does it? part.)
Rachel: Thats all right. (He goes to get her a soda.) And so it begins.
(He goes into the kitchen.)
(The single light flickers and goes out. Leaving the room in total darkness.)
(She heads for the kitchen door and just after she goes through the door )
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
(He goes to the bathroom and Phoebe puts some pepper and salt on her food. With the salt she takes a bit and throws it over her left shoulder as she faces us.)
Carol: What? (Goes and checks.)
[Scene: The beach house, its the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachels and Bonnies rooms, trying to decide which door to choose. He finally chooses the one his right and goes in.]
Chandler: So, thanks for having me over! Rach. (Goes over, grabs her, and kisses her.) Pheebs. (After a moment while he decides how to kiss her around her belly, grabs her and kisses her.)
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)
(They try to stop him, not sure of what he's planning. He ignores them and goes to talk to Ross.)
(He goes to pull up his pants, but can't seem to get them past his knees. He frantically tries to pull them up to no avail. Panic sets in.)
Phoebe: You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. (Joins in on the hug.) Oh, I really needed that. (Goes and sits down.)
Rachel: Yeah, oh wait! (She goes for another one.)
Chandler and Phoebe: ...in you, my endless (Phoebe goes high pitched, Chandler goes low pitched) love. (they both look at each other.) My endless love. (once again they dont match tones, and they just look at each other)
Monica: I know. (pause) I need more pie. (goes and gets some)
Chandler: Monica. (Goes to talk to her.)
(Phoebe gets up and goes to play, Ross goes over and sits down next to Monica and Rachel.)
(Oh, I should point out that the live studio audience at this point goes absolutely wild. And I had absolutely no idea that this Will character was that popular! Maybe they should make him the seventh friend. Which would work out just fine since hes already married to one of them. Will is played by some guy named Brad Pitt, I guess hes some sort of actor.)
[door buzzer goes off]
(He goes to kiss her, but she isnt very receptive of the kiss. She keeps avoiding him, until Ross finally gets to kiss her on her cheek.)
Rachel: 'Kay. (Pause.) Congratulations on your new job. (She goes and hugs Monica and is almost in tears.)
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Joey: Nope. Op, wait! There he goes.
(She goes over and tries to give Phoebe a massage. Phoebe yelps in pain and jumps away from her.)
Monica: You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)
Rachel: Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay. (Goes and grabs a bag, that looks like a purse, and shows it to Joey.)
Mr. Zelner: Here let me (He goes to wipe it off himself.)
Ross: Nevermind! (Goes back to his mailbox.)
Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, Im sure I can make it this time. I just I just cant be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)
Ross: Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind the door) Rachel!!!!
(Steve goes over to look at Ross who's trying to look cool, but has some frosting on his lip.)
Rachel: Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. (Goes to her room.)
Phoebe: Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups. (She goes and opens the door to Joey.) Oh, hi Joey!
Chandler: Yeah, just leave me alone for a while. (He goes into his apartment.)
Joey: (walking past) True story! (Goes and sits down.)
Monica: And this goes for all guys?
(They move closer to together and Phoebe hesitantly puts her hand on Chandler's hip. He puts his hand on her left hip but then decides to put his hand on her left hip. Phoebe then grabs his butt. Chandler goes for her breast, but stops and puts his hand on her shoulder.)
(Goes over to Chandler.)
Rachel: Umm, listen, I'm gonna need to take a rain check, my roommate is just really sick. Okay? Bye! (She goes back in to talk to Ross.) Honey, listen, I know, I know things seem so bad right now.
Monica: Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!
Joey: I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is (Goes and picks up the sandwich) the greatest sandwich in the world!
Ross: Y'know, it-it doesn't matter. The important thing is that you're here. You're my friend, and you're here. Oh! (He goes over and hugs her.)
Monica: Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. (Goes to the counter) It was right here, where is it?
(Rachel goes to hug him but Ross is holding one of her hands and doesnt let go, so she can only put one arm around him.)
Chandler: Hm-hmm. (Goes to take another bite.)