words in movies
Phoebe: Hey, are you going to find out the sex of the baby?
Rachel: Yeah! I dont think youre going to need it though. Okay, check this out. If its a girl, Rain.
Monica: No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?
Monica: Bet I know how that discussions going to go.
Chandler: Im going to need a bigger boat.
Chandler: Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh!
Chandler: Im not going to let you say anything.
Monica: I guess that makes sense. So, you think youre going to talk to him?
Ross: Rach, I-I cant tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know were never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know its a boy!
Joey: What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, yknow? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I dont like about her. You want to hear it?
Monica: Yeah, Im going to take a bath. Im just going to get a magazine.
Joey: Its no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. Its just a crush! Its going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day, and its just a crush, thats all! Just a little crush! All that worrying I was doing, that was crazy. Crazy! Like my friend here the bird would say, "it was cuckoo!" Everythings going to be fine. Its just a crush.
Joey: (concerned) Oh. Whats, whats going on? Is it mom? Is she sick? Is it dads heart? Is that a sandwich?
Chandler: Whats going on?
Chandler: Oh, yeah. (Starts to take it off and then realizes) Uh, no you cant have my jacket! Because then I would be cold! If you thought that you were going to be cold, you shouldve brought your own jacket. But uh, other than that, are you okay? Are you okay?
Joey: So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?
Monica: (going over to him) Im so sorry. Please, stop freaking out.
Chandler: As bad as that went I actually enjoyed myself. I think that Im going to apologize for all of the stupid things I do.
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Dr. Schiff: So, hows it going?
Chandler: ...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy. Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'
Dr. Schiff: Im sorry, is there something going on here?
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Mona: (entering) Hey Ross, whats going on? You changing the lock?
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
Chandler: You are not going to believe what I did today!
Monica: <laughs> Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen.
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Chandler: What are you going to do?
Ross: (chases her) Oh yeah, yeah? Well uh, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines! (Realizes a table of women overheard him.) (To that table.) Sup?
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Chandler: Yeah. Well, I think our second fight is going to be a big one!
Phoebe: I cant believe this! How long as this been going on?
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Joey: What? Whats going on?
<Ross and Rachel are putting baby stuff together like they're going to be going somewhere.>
Joey: Well I got stuff going on in here (Rubbing his belly) if you wanna feel.
Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. Im paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) Im going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.
Monica: Whats going on?
Rachel: Well, Joshuas coming in tomorrow and since I dont have the guts to ask him out, Im going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
Joey: Whats going on?
Joey: Hey, so, uh, hows it going living over at Ross?
Ross: Uh, Im going to take off.
Joey: Thanks so much, Pheebs! (to the dog) We are going to have so much fun, yes we are! (the dog sticks his head between Joeys legs) Oh! Not that kind of fun.
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?
Monica: Honey, whats going on?
Phoebe: Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. (Ross hands her one) Thank you! So what, youre just never going to tell her?
Ross: Well, Im, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?
Phoebe: Okay, Im going to take him back to Wendys.
Ross: And you thought she was going to be in our way! So, why dont you, uh, open the champagne, and Ill be right back. Ive got a surprise for you.
Rachel: Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.
Rachel: (entering) Im just going to grab the phone.
Rachel: Cmon, seriously, you guys, youre not going to make me watch this alone!
Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.
Monica: Joey hes not even thinking about going after Rachel!
Monica: All right, whats going on?
Conan: Matthew, you have a reputation with the rest of the cast that sometimes you like to, you like to fool around a bit. I mean like if somethings naturally going wrong you like to get in there and juice it a little bit. True or false?
Ursula: Yknow, wed really better get going.
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on Joe?
Monica: This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk to her again? I mean I know its weird, its awkward, but you gotta at least try.
Phoebe: Oh yeah well, Im sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?
Chandler: Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show theyre not in the baby buying business.
Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?
Monica: Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and its always really moving, and always makes them cry. Well this year Im going to make them cry.
Ross: Ah, actually, Im sorry we-we probably should get going.
Rachel: Yeah, otherwise Im not going.
Mrs. Geller: Thanks for going along with this.
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Phoebe: Because Im going to kill him
Joey: All right. Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If youre going to do something wrong, (He grabs two steaks from the freezer) do it right!
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
Ross: Look I was going to tell you!
Monica: Honey, Im not even going to pretend I was listening. (Sees someone else.) Hey! Hey! (Goes over to that person.)
Ross: Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but its going to be torn down, so I mean, I-I know its crazy, but everything up til now has been so crazy, and I dont know, this just feels right. Yknow?
[Flashback to the gang in Central Perk in The One Where Nana Dies Twice, theyre all going through an old photo album.]
Rachel: What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?
Monica: It is going to be okay! (Mrs. Green glances over her shoulder and glares at Monica while she heads for the bathroom.) It was worth a shot.
Mrs. Green: Im going to the bathroom.
Rachel: Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going?
Rachel: No. Shes going to live with us for eight weeks.
Rachel: I hope youre going somewhere with this.
Rachel: (thinking) Youre going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, youre going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR)
Mrs. Green: All right you two, Im gonna get going.
Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?
Ross: Whats uh, whats going on? Do you not, do you not like Katie?
Monica: Okay. Oh but Joey, come over later because Im going to teach you to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter.
Joey: Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guys not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.
Ross: Okay enough! This is, this is not going to happen.
Monica: What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?
Monica: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?
Chandler: Im kidding. This is going to be fun.
Rachel: He was a hamster! I am not going to vacuum up my baby!
Ross: You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!
Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
Rachel: Well what are we going to do?
Ross: But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.
Joey: Oh God, what the hell am I going to tell him?
Chandler: Joey, you have to tell her whats going on! And what did it look like?!
Ross: Hey, Im not going to rush into anything!
Ross: (To Joey) I cant believe you told her I was going to propose!
Joey: I cant believe youre not going to propose!
Monica: Whats going on?
Joey: It wasnt my ring! Its Rosss ring! Thats why I felt so bad Rach, because he was going to propose.
Monica: Really! (They hug and kiss) All right? Let's forget about this going home stuff and celebrate our anniversary. (She picks up his suitcase.) Okay, this is empty.
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Monica: That I was going to eat him.
Rachel: Yeah I dont think dressing provocatively is going to help me here! Oh my god just please take her.
Chandler: What's going on?
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, Im going to take her to an amazing Valentines dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks Im the best boyfriend in the world, then Im going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.
Hayley: no that's just where you were going I just figured that I'd help you out, you don't seem like the kind of guy that does this very a lot.