words in movies
Phoebe: Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
Joey: Yeah, what-what's going on?
Rachel: (taking off her sweater) Okay umm, Ross? I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm just letting you know that this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.
Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!
Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.
Monica: Really! (They hug and kiss) All right? Let's forget about this going home stuff and celebrate our anniversary. (She picks up his suitcase.) Okay, this is empty.
Joey: Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!
Joey: Look-look-look you guys, I need some help! Okay? Someone is going to have to convince my hand twin to cooperate!
Rachel: Why, where are you going?
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Phoebe: Whats going on?
Monica: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
Monica: You see that guy? Hes in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave hes going straight to the porn.
Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
Ross: What? (to Joey) So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?
Monica: All right, thats it, were going to the emergency room.
Monica: Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
Phoebe: Listen to this! My reading was wrong, Im not going die!
Phoebe: So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment?
Monica: I thought you said you were going to do nothing.
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Joey: Oh my God! Thats huge! (Hugs him.) Wait a minute, why come I wasnt invited? And who was going to be your best man? Dont say, "Ross." Do not say, "Ross."
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Woman No. 2: Maybe. I was thinking about getting a cat, I was just going to go to the shelter (Good for her) but Okay, why not?
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Chandler: Hey Mon, how's it going?
Joey: Oh, Kath, we should get going. We're going to by hamsters.
Chandler: That's perfect! That's brilliant! (Starts going through the photo album)
Phoebe: I-I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with, like, y'know, guns and bombs and, like, buses going really fast...
Rachel: Oh..Go..Oh..and I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. If she finds out that I lied to her, she is going to hate me even more. Phoebe!!
Chandler: Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? Im going to go over to Joeys.
Monica: I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam. (sees Joey trying some jam from the pot) Oh Joey don't! It's way to hot. (Joey realizes this and spits what he had in his mouth back into the pot.)
Rachel: Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.
Hillary: Are you going to eat that bread?
Rachel: Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. (Sitting down on the couch.) You guys are never going to believe this. But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.
Janine: Are you guys going to Chandlers for Thanksgiving?
Phoebe: And who else is going to be there?
Monica: Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didnt.
Phoebe: Oh, I know a way that you can decide! All right, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can.
Ross: Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you.
Janice: Ooh, that decides it then. I was on the fence. But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! now we have to get it! (Chandler and Monica are utterly shocked) Ellen, we're going to talk numbers. (Grabs Ellen by her elbow and pulls her outside)
Chandler: Yeah, now how's that going though? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing?
Monica: Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, its going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.
Ross: So, do we really have to ask whos going up on the platform next?
Chandler: All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?
Director: Whats going on over here?
Joey: Oh, I am going to go for a walk in the rain.
Phoebe: Shes made it pretty clear, it is not going to happen.
Chandler: Then why-why is she going to a play?!
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
Chandler: Well, she is going to know that you stole the joke.
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Monica: Well, shes not going to find them lying in the grass like that.
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Ross: Yknow, I dont think were going to settle this.
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Monica: That is completely untrue. You think Im high maintenance? Okay, prove it. I want you to make a list and were going to go through it point by point!
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Monica: Guys, whats going on?
Rachel: Ahh .So Wow The spring line, its really going to be great this year, huh?
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Phoebe: All right, whats going on there? (Points to a picture.)
Monica: Oh, Ive got it! I have got it! (Gets up and gets something from the dresser underneath the TV.) Pictures from your childhood. This will get you going good!
Chandler: Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.
Jill: All right, Im leaving! Because Im not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. Thats you Rachel!
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
Ross: Oh, (he goes towards Mike in order to shake hands but Mike hugs him) hey, oh... I... I was-I was going for a hand shake.
Joey: So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?
Monica: Sorry. So hows it going with Joey?
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Rachel: Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on thats-thats crazyI mean thats crazy. So whats-whats going on with you? What is going on with you?
Phoebe: (To Ross) So whats going on with you?
Ross: Hey, hows it going?
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
Rachel: Ohh, Phoebe, what am I going to do?
Monica: Well, tonight waswas going to be my first time.
Woman: Hey Pheebs! Hows it going?!
Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.
Dana: Yknow uh, actually I-I-I should get going.
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Chandler: Hey, relax I just need more time. Were going to dinner tonight.
Ross: Going out with who?
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Chandler: So, are we going in there?
Monica: Youre right, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
Chandler: (not quite sure where Joeys going and is a little worried) Okay
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Ross: (entering) Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?
Joey: Exactly! All right, everybody, listen up. The coffeehouse is going to be closed for about an hour.
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Joey: (shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Ross: Celia, don't worry! Don't scream! He's not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. Soothing tones! Marcel...
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Phoebe: No! Joey, youre going to be great!
Monica: (To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!
Joey: Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, "Whats going on?") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)