words in movies
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
MRS GREEN: Monica! You look gorgeous! Last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.
MRS GREEN: Oh hello, Ross.
ROSS: Hi, Mrs. Green. [He gets up to shake her hand, but she ignores him.]
MRS GREEN: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
MRS GREEN: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
MRS GREEN: This is just so exciting. You know, I never worked. I went straight from my father's house to the sorority house to my husband's house. I am just so proud of you.
MRS GREEN: Yes.
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
MRS GREEN: Look at this.
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: I guess I just figured of all people you would understand this.
MRS GREEN: You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
MRS GREEN: Oh, am I! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman. And three other girls made eyes at me over the buffet. Oh, I'm not saying it's something I wanna pursue, but it's nice to know I have options.
Dr. Green: Come on! Youre just titling! (to Ross) Her legs are fine!
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, you dont have renters insurance?!
Mrs. Green: Sweetheart I know youre gonna be terrific mom, I just think you need a little help, especially at the beginning.
Phoebe: Oh my God! You got off easy! When my friend Silvie's husband said someone else's name in bed, she cursed him and turned his thingy green.
Monica: Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay Im really sorry!! Im apologizing for the(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but Im still really sorry!
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont (Joeys boat), shes shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality shes in a sound stage on the Warner Bros. lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots. Rachel and Joey are on board.]
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
Mrs. Green: Really? Remember Twinkles?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs. Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up.]
RACHEL: Alright, I feel that this is totally unjustified. [Monica starts making faces behind her back] She gave me the green light, I did nothing but-. Do you think I can't see you in the TV set?
(Ross goes into the room where Dr. Green is laying unconscious. He turns on the TV, puts his feet on the bed and starts watching a dinosaur movie where the dinosaur is caught by two cowboys. Dr. Geller awakes.)
Mrs. Green: Try. Theres my little girl. (Goes over to Rachel.)
Dr. Green: Nice hair. Whatd ya do? Swim here?
Joey: The green bottle next to the shaving cream.
Rachel: Hi, Im Rachel Green. What can I do for you Joshua?
Will: Look at her standing there with those yams! My two greatest enemies Ross: Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Dr. Green: Oh really? Thats how treat a friend? You get her in trouble and then refuse to marry her?
Dr. Green: So! (they both try to sit next to Rachel but Dr. Green is successful.) (to Ross) Hows the library?
Chandler: How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Phoebe: What? Hes gonna be dressed as a baby! (Mrs. Green enters.) Oh hi Mrs. Green!
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Monica: Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
Dr. Green: (he stares at Ross) Rust, is boat cancer, Ross.
Chandler: (to Kim and Nancy) Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch.
[Scene: Restaurant, Rachel and Ross and Dr. Green are having dinner.]
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Dr. Green: No, when you put your feet up in my bed, you tugged on my catheter.
Mr. Posner: You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system.
Rachel: Oh, hi. I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green, and here is my gift certificate.
Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.
Ross: Green. To the green.
Pizza Guy: Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion?
Phoebe: Well the Lions technically won, but it was a moral victory for the Green Bay Mermen.
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Phoebe: (to Rachel) I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
Monica: Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.
Barry: All right Miss Green, everything looks fine... Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here.
Monica: The green dress? Really?
Ross: Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
Ross: Alright. (to Rachel): Your money's mine, Green.
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
PHOE: Ohh, ohh, Lorne Green?
RACHEL: Oh my God.� I can't believe you live in that building.� My grandmother lives in that building.� Ida Green?� No sense of personal space?� Kind of smells like chicken?� Looks like a potato.
Dr. Green: What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works at a library.
Rachel: (answering phone) Hel-lo, Rachel Green.
Mrs. Green: Its like youre a cave person. Rachel, you must get a nanny. You dont know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were a baby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay.
Rachel: And if you need anything else, I(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.
Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Dr. Green: Um-hmm.
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Dr. Green: Baby. Ross.
Dr. Green: All right.
Dr. Green: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.
Dr. Green: Why not?
Ross: Thanks again, Dr. Green.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
Monica: ...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
Dr. Green: Oh.
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Dr. Green: Oh God!
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus yknow the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I dont know, gal pal Rachel Green?
(Chandler sticks out is tongue and its a horrible shade of green.)
Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
PHOEBE: Well, I mean, I'm not married married, ya know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
Ross: and thats the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising lifes triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago.
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Rachel: The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
Rachel: (on phone) Chip! Hi, its Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh.
Rachel: Im Rachel Green.
Rachel: (interrupting him) Hi! Im gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, Im the one you come too. This might be Joeys baby (rubbing her stomach), who knows? Im just kiddingSeriously, (leans into the cassette recorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green.
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, my neighbor... (Listens) Yeah, the brunette... (to Monica) She says you looked very pretty the other day in the green dress.
Ross: (gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. (kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)
The Teacher: How would you characterize the theme of this book, uh let's see here (looks at his attendance sheet), Rachel Green?
Monica: Theyre green?
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
Phoebe: Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?!
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)