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Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Mrs. Green: Oh, hello Monica.
Mrs. Green: I know, my daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
Mrs. Green: Well all right. Ill see you at four.
Monica: Son of a bitch! (Calls Mrs. Green again.)
Phoebe: What? Hes gonna be dressed as a baby! (Mrs. Green enters.) Oh hi Mrs. Green!
Mrs. Green: Try. Theres my little girl. (Goes over to Rachel.)
[Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green.]
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Rachel: Okay. (Mrs. Green helps her up and they walk over and get some tea.)
Mrs. Green: Oh my look at that. Only three weeks to go, now have you picked your nanny yet? Now I dont want you to use your housekeeper cause it would just split her focus.
Mrs. Green: Its like youre a cave person. Rachel, you must get a nanny. You dont know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were a baby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay.
Mrs. Green: Such a sweet woman.
Mrs. Green: Oh Rachel!
Mrs. Green: I just had the greatest idea! Im gonna come live with you!
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
Mrs. Green: Well uh, I dont have a gift because I wasnt invited until the last minute, but thank you so much for bringing that to everyones attention.
(Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her.)
Mrs. Green: Well, I kinda did. Me. Eight weeks of me.
Mrs. Green: Sweetheart I know youre gonna be terrific mom, I just think you need a little help, especially at the beginning.
Mrs. Green: Really? Remember Twinkles?
Mrs. Green: Oh look.
Mrs. Green: Darling, thats a breast pump!
Mrs. Green: Oh youre gonna do that ten times a day?
Mrs. Green: No dear, thats what babies do.
Mrs. Green: Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while youre trotting out to the garbage ten times a day?
Mrs. Green: You cant leave a baby alone!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs. Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up.]
Mrs. Green: Of course I am!
Mrs. Green: No. Sweetie, youre gonna be fine. (Starts to get up.)
Mrs. Green: Im going to the bathroom.
Mrs. Green: Now dont worry! Everythings gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)
Monica: It is going to be okay! (Mrs. Green glances over her shoulder and glares at Monica while she heads for the bathroom.) It was worth a shot.
Mrs. Green: (entering from bathroom) Hi Ross!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Mrs. Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment.]
Mrs. Green: and all those dinosaur nick-knacks you have Ross, I thought they might be more at home in the garage.
Mrs. Green: Did I say garage? I meant garbage.
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Mrs. Green: Well Rachel needs help with the baby.
Mrs. Green: Thats true. You do have another child.
Mrs. Green: With another woman. Have you no control Ross?
Mrs. Green: Well then you really dont need me to live with you.
Mrs. Green: Youre gonna be a great father.
Mrs. Green: All right you two, Im gonna get going.
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
Monica: Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green! (She ignores Monica and Monica follows her out into the hall with Phoebe in tow.) It is rude to leave a party without saying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decent thing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasnt on purpose! But what youre during to me now is just plain spiteful!
Mrs. Green: Spiteful?!
Monica: So whenever youre ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunned Mrs. Green.) I cant feel my legs!
Monica: Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay Im really sorry!! Im apologizing for the(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but Im still really sorry!
Ross: All right then. (Gets up, in an announcers voice) Rachel Green! Lets play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the babys bath water?
Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Dr. Green: Um-hmm.
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Dr. Green: All right.
Dr. Green: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.
Dr. Green: Why not?
Ross: Thanks again, Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: Baby. Ross.
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Monica: ...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
Dr. Green: Oh.
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Dr. Green: Oh God!
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
(Chandler sticks out is tongue and its a horrible shade of green.)
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
PHOEBE: Well, I mean, I'm not married married, ya know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.
Ross: and thats the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising lifes triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago.
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
MRS GREEN: Monica! You look gorgeous! Last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.
Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus yknow the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I dont know, gal pal Rachel Green?
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, my neighbor... (Listens) Yeah, the brunette... (to Monica) She says you looked very pretty the other day in the green dress.
Rachel: (on phone) Chip! Hi, its Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh.
Rachel: (interrupting him) Hi! Im gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, Im the one you come too. This might be Joeys baby (rubbing her stomach), who knows? Im just kiddingSeriously, (leans into the cassette recorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green.
Rachel: Im Rachel Green.
Rachel: The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep.
Ross: (gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. (kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)
Monica: Theyre green?
The Teacher: How would you characterize the theme of this book, uh let's see here (looks at his attendance sheet), Rachel Green?
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Rachel: Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal Rachel Green. (Excited) Ha-ha! Im gonna be in Soap Opera Digest! And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle. (Looks at Joey.) Seriously, proud of you.
Phoebe: Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?!
Melissa: (Gasps when she notices Rachel) Oh my God! Ray-ray Green?! (Screams)
Phoebe: Uh-huh. You've met your match Rachel Green.
Dr. Green: Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.
Phoebe: Well, Ill tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)
Phoebe: Yes! I will have the green salad, umm the house salad, and waters fine.
Tag: Ms. Green would like to establish some ground rules before she comes out. She would appreciate it if you dont use the words old or downhill or (To Joey) they still look pretty damn good. (Joey smiles and everyone glares at him.)
chandler: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.
Ross: (recognizing her) Oh my God! Rachel Green?
Dr. Green: What is it sweetie?
Joey: Listen I uh (He takes her hand.) Its a scary world out there especially if youre a single mom. Yknow, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Yknow? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
PHOEBE: Oh good, ok. Oh nooo, I have to go because I'm late for my um, Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Um tonight it's why he would not eat them on a train. Have fun bye.
Dr. Green: Stay calm?!! How do you expect me to stay calm?! This is unacceptable Rachel! And I wanna know why?!! Is it because that punk Ross wont marry you?! Thats it! Is that it?!
Dr. Green: Whats TiVo?
Ross: A green LeSabre?
Dr. Green: Its chicken.
Dr. Green: Oh come on! Dont be such a baby! (Goes after him)
Phoebe: Rachel Green? (angrily) Son of a bitch, she came back?
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
Dr. Green: Who is the father? Oh no! Please dont tell me its her! (Points at Phoebe.)
Dr. Green: Thats true.
Dr. Green: (laughs) Poppy. (To Phoebe) Oh, Im gonna be a poppy. (Stops laughing) So when is the wedding?
(Dr. Green exhales in relief.)
Dr. Green: Are you really pregnant?
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Rachel: Hey, that is the babys problem. (Dr. Green returns.) Oh, everything okay with the waiter?
Dr. Green: Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!
Dr. Green: I think I may be able to book The Plaza on short notice.
Dr. Green: You did!
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: What?!
Dr. Green: I dont believe this!!
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? Thats what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
Monica: You like Green Bay?
Dr. Green: (on phone) just because youre not in love with the guy you cant
Will: Thats right, The I Hate Rachel Green Club!
Will: (glaring at Rachel) Rachel Green.
Phoebe: (simultaneously) Green Bay.
Monica: Good. And Rachel Green too. (Will stops suddenly.)
Rachel: Hi! Im Rachel Green.
Monica: 'Fraid so. Brown hair, green eyes...
Dr. Green: I just called a friend of mine.
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Dr. Green: How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?
Joey: Okay thats the green stuff talkin.
Joey: Im sorry, youre right. What am I gonna say? (He takes another sip of the green stuff and recoils at the taste.) Oh!
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]