words in movies
Phoebe: Uh-huh. You've met your match Rachel Green.
Monica: Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Dr. Green: (he stares at Ross) Rust, is boat cancer, Ross.
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
Chandler: (to Kim and Nancy) Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch.
MRS GREEN: This is just so exciting. You know, I never worked. I went straight from my father's house to the sorority house to my husband's house. I am just so proud of you.
Dr. Green: No, when you put your feet up in my bed, you tugged on my catheter.
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
[Scene: Restaurant, Rachel and Ross and Dr. Green are having dinner.]
Mr. Posner: You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system.
Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.
Rachel: Oh, hi. I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green, and here is my gift certificate.
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Ross: Green. To the green.
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
Pizza Guy: Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion?
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Phoebe: (to Rachel) I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
Monica: Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.
Monica: The green dress? Really?
Phoebe: Well the Lions technically won, but it was a moral victory for the Green Bay Mermen.
Ross: Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...
Barry: All right Miss Green, everything looks fine... Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here.
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
Ross: Alright. (to Rachel): Your money's mine, Green.
Mrs. Green: Its like youre a cave person. Rachel, you must get a nanny. You dont know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were a baby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay.
RACHEL: Oh my God.� I can't believe you live in that building.� My grandmother lives in that building.� Ida Green?� No sense of personal space?� Kind of smells like chicken?� Looks like a potato.
Rachel: And if you need anything else, I(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.
PHOE: Ohh, ohh, Lorne Green?
MRS GREEN: Yes.
MRS GREEN: Oh hello, Ross.
ROSS: Hi, Mrs. Green. [He gets up to shake her hand, but she ignores him.]
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.
MRS GREEN: Look at this.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
MRS GREEN: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
Dr. Green: What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works at a library.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
Rachel: (answering phone) Hel-lo, Rachel Green.
MRS GREEN: I guess I just figured of all people you would understand this.
MRS GREEN: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Dr. Green: Um-hmm.
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Dr. Green: All right.
Dr. Green: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.
Dr. Green: Why not?
Ross: Thanks again, Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: Baby. Ross.
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Dr. Green: Oh.
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Dr. Green: Oh God!
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Monica: ...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
(Chandler sticks out is tongue and its a horrible shade of green.)
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus yknow the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I dont know, gal pal Rachel Green?
Ross: and thats the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising lifes triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago.
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
PHOEBE: Well, I mean, I'm not married married, ya know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Rachel: (on phone) Chip! Hi, its Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh.
MRS GREEN: Monica! You look gorgeous! Last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
Rachel: Im Rachel Green.
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, my neighbor... (Listens) Yeah, the brunette... (to Monica) She says you looked very pretty the other day in the green dress.
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
Ross: (gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. (kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)
Rachel: (interrupting him) Hi! Im gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, Im the one you come too. This might be Joeys baby (rubbing her stomach), who knows? Im just kiddingSeriously, (leans into the cassette recorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green.
Rachel: The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep.
Monica: Theyre green?
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
The Teacher: How would you characterize the theme of this book, uh let's see here (looks at his attendance sheet), Rachel Green?
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!