words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching football, and its actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit (although not this years), as Monica is getting everything ready.]
Phoebe: Well normally I dont, but yknow (looks at the TV) Green Bay is playing.
Monica: You like Green Bay?
Monica: Good. And Rachel Green too. (Will stops suddenly.)
Will: (glaring at Rachel) Rachel Green.
Will: Look at her standing there with those yams! My two greatest enemies Ross: Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.
Phoebe: (simultaneously) Green Bay.
Phoebe: Well the Lions technically won, but it was a moral victory for the Green Bay Mermen.
Rachel: Hi! Im Rachel Green.
Will: I said it was typical. Typical of you, Rachel Green, Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in little Rachel land. (Does a fake hair flip.)
Will: Thats right, The I Hate Rachel Green Club!
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
Mrs. Green: Try. Theres my little girl. (Goes over to Rachel.)
(Ross goes into the room where Dr. Green is laying unconscious. He turns on the TV, puts his feet on the bed and starts watching a dinosaur movie where the dinosaur is caught by two cowboys. Dr. Geller awakes.)
Joey: The green bottle next to the shaving cream.
Rachel: Hi, Im Rachel Green. What can I do for you Joshua?
Dr. Green: Nice hair. Whatd ya do? Swim here?
Dr. Green: So! (they both try to sit next to Rachel but Dr. Green is successful.) (to Ross) Hows the library?
Dr. Green: Oh really? Thats how treat a friend? You get her in trouble and then refuse to marry her?
Dr. Green: No, when you put your feet up in my bed, you tugged on my catheter.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Chandler: How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Dr. Green: (he stares at Ross) Rust, is boat cancer, Ross.
Monica: Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?
Chandler: (to Kim and Nancy) Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch.
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Phoebe: What? Hes gonna be dressed as a baby! (Mrs. Green enters.) Oh hi Mrs. Green!
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
[Scene: Restaurant, Rachel and Ross and Dr. Green are having dinner.]
Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.
Mr. Posner: You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system.
Rachel: Oh, hi. I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green, and here is my gift certificate.
MRS GREEN: This is just so exciting. You know, I never worked. I went straight from my father's house to the sorority house to my husband's house. I am just so proud of you.
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Ross: Green. To the green.
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
Pizza Guy: Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion?
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Phoebe: (to Rachel) I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
Monica: The green dress? Really?
Ross: Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...
Monica: Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.
Barry: All right Miss Green, everything looks fine... Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here.
Rachel: And if you need anything else, I(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
Mrs. Green: Its like youre a cave person. Rachel, you must get a nanny. You dont know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were a baby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay.
Ross: Alright. (to Rachel): Your money's mine, Green.
PHOE: Ohh, ohh, Lorne Green?
MRS GREEN: Yes.
RACHEL: Oh my God.� I can't believe you live in that building.� My grandmother lives in that building.� Ida Green?� No sense of personal space?� Kind of smells like chicken?� Looks like a potato.
MRS GREEN: Oh hello, Ross.
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
ROSS: Hi, Mrs. Green. [He gets up to shake her hand, but she ignores him.]
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
MRS GREEN: I guess I just figured of all people you would understand this.
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
MRS GREEN: Look at this.
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
Dr. Green: What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works at a library.
Rachel: (answering phone) Hel-lo, Rachel Green.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
MRS GREEN: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Dr. Green: Um-hmm.
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Dr. Green: All right.
Dr. Green: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.
Dr. Green: Why not?
Ross: Thanks again, Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: Baby. Ross.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Monica: ...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
Dr. Green: Oh God!
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Dr. Green: Oh.
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
(Chandler sticks out is tongue and its a horrible shade of green.)
Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus yknow the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I dont know, gal pal Rachel Green?
Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
PHOEBE: Well, I mean, I'm not married married, ya know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.
Ross: and thats the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising lifes triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago.
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Monica: Theyre green?
MRS GREEN: Monica! You look gorgeous! Last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?