words in movies
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
MRS GREEN: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr. Green: Um-hmm.
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Dr. Green: All right.
Dr. Green: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.
Dr. Green: Why not?
Ross: Thanks again, Dr. Green.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Dr. Green: Baby. Ross.
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Dr. Green: Oh.
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Monica: ...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
Dr. Green: Oh God!
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus yknow the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I dont know, gal pal Rachel Green?
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
(Chandler sticks out is tongue and its a horrible shade of green.)
Ross: and thats the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising lifes triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago.
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
PHOEBE: Well, I mean, I'm not married married, ya know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
MRS GREEN: Monica! You look gorgeous! Last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.
Rachel: Im Rachel Green.
Rachel: (on phone) Chip! Hi, its Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh.
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, my neighbor... (Listens) Yeah, the brunette... (to Monica) She says you looked very pretty the other day in the green dress.
Rachel: (interrupting him) Hi! Im gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, Im the one you come too. This might be Joeys baby (rubbing her stomach), who knows? Im just kiddingSeriously, (leans into the cassette recorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green.
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
Ross: (gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. (kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)
Rachel: The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep.
Monica: Theyre green?
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
The Teacher: How would you characterize the theme of this book, uh let's see here (looks at his attendance sheet), Rachel Green?
Rachel: Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal Rachel Green. (Excited) Ha-ha! Im gonna be in Soap Opera Digest! And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle. (Looks at Joey.) Seriously, proud of you.
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Dr. Green: Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.
Phoebe: Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?!
chandler: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. You've met your match Rachel Green.
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Ross: (recognizing her) Oh my God! Rachel Green?
Dr. Green: What is it sweetie?
Joey: Listen I uh (He takes her hand.) Its a scary world out there especially if youre a single mom. Yknow, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Yknow? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Phoebe: Well, Ill tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)
Monica: Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green! (She ignores Monica and Monica follows her out into the hall with Phoebe in tow.) It is rude to leave a party without saying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decent thing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasnt on purpose! But what youre during to me now is just plain spiteful!
Phoebe: Rachel Green? (angrily) Son of a bitch, she came back?
Phoebe: Yes! I will have the green salad, umm the house salad, and waters fine.
Ross: All right then. (Gets up, in an announcers voice) Rachel Green! Lets play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the babys bath water?
Dr. Green: Stay calm?!! How do you expect me to stay calm?! This is unacceptable Rachel! And I wanna know why?!! Is it because that punk Ross wont marry you?! Thats it! Is that it?!
Tag: Ms. Green would like to establish some ground rules before she comes out. She would appreciate it if you dont use the words old or downhill or (To Joey) they still look pretty damn good. (Joey smiles and everyone glares at him.)
Melissa: (Gasps when she notices Rachel) Oh my God! Ray-ray Green?! (Screams)
PHOEBE: Oh good, ok. Oh nooo, I have to go because I'm late for my um, Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Um tonight it's why he would not eat them on a train. Have fun bye.
Mrs. Green: Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while youre trotting out to the garbage ten times a day?
Dr. Green: Whats TiVo?
Ross: A green LeSabre?
Dr. Green: Who is the father? Oh no! Please dont tell me its her! (Points at Phoebe.)
Dr. Green: Thats true.
Dr. Green: Its chicken.
Dr. Green: Oh come on! Dont be such a baby! (Goes after him)
Dr. Green: Are you really pregnant?
Dr. Green: (laughs) Poppy. (To Phoebe) Oh, Im gonna be a poppy. (Stops laughing) So when is the wedding?
(Dr. Green exhales in relief.)
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Rachel: Hey, that is the babys problem. (Dr. Green returns.) Oh, everything okay with the waiter?
Dr. Green: Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!
Dr. Green: You did!
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: I think I may be able to book The Plaza on short notice.
Dr. Green: What?!
Dr. Green: I dont believe this!!
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? Thats what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
Rachel: Hi! Im Rachel Green.
Dr. Green: (on phone) just because youre not in love with the guy you cant
Monica: You like Green Bay?
Monica: Good. And Rachel Green too. (Will stops suddenly.)
Will: (glaring at Rachel) Rachel Green.
Phoebe: (simultaneously) Green Bay.
Dr. Green: How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?
Will: Thats right, The I Hate Rachel Green Club!