words in movies
The Dry Cleaner: (picking up a TV Guide) Show me in the table.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Ross: Hey Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?
Tour Guide: You mean Dr. Geller?
Joey: Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joeys apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Tour Guide: Thats just the way it is.
Tour Guide: Im Rhonda, (motions to her breasts) and these arent real! (Joey and Ross look at each other, shocked)
[Scene: The museums worker cafeteria, Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides. Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross.]
Rachel: Well, how can you be a tour guide, dont you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?
Joey: No, not really. They give you all the information, its uh, its like memorizing a script. (Making like a tour guide) "And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period.
Tour Guide: Op, this is saved. (Joey wonders why) Gift shop.
Monica: Chinadolor Bong, come on, we steal that TV Guide every week!
Joey: Hey, if you need a tour guide... (point to himself)
Tour Guide: Oh, he wont sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, (Points to there table) and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.
Ross: What are you reading? The Kidnappers Guide to Manhattan Private Schools?
Ross: Im afraid the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor Bong.
Another Tour Guide: (standing up and removing his coat) Im Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York really scares me.