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Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
Gunther: For all the free food you gave away.
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Gunther: No!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Gunther: Youre paying for that.
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Gunther: You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
Gunther: Hes getting married tomorrow right?
CHANDLER: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
GUNTHER: I um, was sorta thinking about maybe...
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
GUNTHER: What?
Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
GUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Ross: (to Gunther) Thank you.
Isabella: (to Gunther) Um, coffee to go, please.
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
Ross: Hi Gunther.
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Gunther: Yeah, well see!
Gunther: Oh, like you dont already have everything.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: Rachel has those in burgendy.
Gunther: Rachel?
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Gunther: Its all right. Sweetheart.
Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: Gunther, I quit.
Gunther: You would think.
(Gunther walks up)
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Gunther: Let it be me! Let it be me!
Gunther: Someone in here.
Gunther: What?!
Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Someone in there?
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
Gunther: Here you go.
Gunther: Are you all right?
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: What?
(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)
Gunther: Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
Gunther: Move!
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Gunther: Good one.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Gunther: Ill be there.
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: You can't.
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Gunther: Here's your scone.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]