words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To Gunther, who's standing there frozen) Okay, go! Go! Go! (He runs off.) (To Larry) Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: What?
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
Gunther: Move!
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Gunther: Good one.
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Gunther: Ill be there.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Gunther: Here's your scone.
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: You can't.
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
Gunther: (bringing Chandler a cup) This is from the woman at the bar.
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Gunther: I dont know.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
(Gunther brings Janine a coffee)
Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here.
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
(Gunther looks at the joke and laughs.)
Gunther: Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.
Joey: Nah, its okay. Right, Gunther? (Winks at him as if theyre in on a secret together.)
Gunther: Thats the whole part?
Gunther: Okay, Ill see you in an hour.
Gunther: Okay.
Gunther: He can have his job back.
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Gunther: No!
Gunther: For all the free food you gave away.
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Gunther: Youre paying for that.
Gunther: Yeah, thats what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Gunther: So I understand youre looking for a place.
Gunther: (approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey!
(Ross throws a punch, but Joey ducks and Ross punches the pole. Ross then screams from the pain and turns to Gunther, and Gunther has a huge smile on his face.)
Monica: Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?
Joey: Hey Gunther.
Joey: Hey Gunther, dont let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebes a porn star!
GUNTHER: I used to be Bryce on All My Children.
Gunther: Do you still work here?
Gunther: Oh thats cool, I was gonna fire you anyway.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Rachel: Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found.
Gunther: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to prevent Gunther from spilling the beans.]
Gunther: Here you go.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee.]
Gunther: Okay, but only if you give me a drag.
Gunther: No. No, I havent seen him.
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 (goes to the counter).
(A woman walks up to Gunther in the background.)
Gunther: I wasnt invited.
Ross: (shocked) Gunther?!
Ross: Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Rachel: No! Phoebe, its not Gunther.
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Phoebe: Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Monica: (Interrupting) Oh, what about that guy over there? (She points at another guy and Gunther is deflated.) Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.