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Ross: Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out. (starts to take off his pants)
Ross: Come on you guys, it's no big deal! (He turns around and shows him his thing.)
Rachel: (entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they're doing and stops, the guys are stunned)
Phoebe: I know, I know! I'm like playing the field. Y'know? Like, juggling two guys, I'm sowing my wild oats. Y'know? Y'know, this kind've like y'know oat-sowin', field-playin' juggler.
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Monica: No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.
Pete: I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
Phoebe: Wow! I didnt know you guys actually used those.
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Monica: (To Monica) Danny. Are you guys ever gonna go out again?
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.
Rachel: No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.
Hillary: You know, youre a really great listener. Most guys I go out with, they just talk and talk.
Phoebe: Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.
Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldnt be myour-our night, if you all werent here to celebrate with meusDamnit!
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
RACHEL: Do you guys ever get the feeling that um, Chandler and those guys just don't get that we don't make as much money as they do?
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
Chandler: I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to.
[Scene: Central Perk. The four guys are returning after getting the hat back.]
Joey: Do you guys have like a big bowl I can borrow?
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Ross: Ah, well all go. (motions to Chandler) Come on. (the guys leave)
CHANDLER: So um, how come you guys haven't talked about this before?
Chandler: If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)
Rachel: Oh no, you guys, just stay here, Im gonna go check her diaper, Pheebs you wanna come?
Monica: (into phone) Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? OK. (hangs up)
Conan: But audiencesYou have a live studio audience and they must love that. They must love it when they see you guys playing.
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
Monica: Oh!! (hits Chandler and Joey in the head) You guys knew about this and you didnt tell us?!
CHANDLER AND JOEY: Hi. We're the guys who called about the baby. We left the baby on ths bus. Is he here? Is he here?
PHOE: But you guys came so close.
Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like "oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape" and you're gonna be all like "oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"
Joey: (returns to their old table where elderly people are sitting now, sits) Finally you guys made it. (looks up, turns left to Phoebe�s chair) Pheebs, who the hell�uhuhh!
Ross: You guys.
Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.
Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys!
Rachel: All right, yknowFine! You guys have your stupid little club, but I would just like to say is what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you! You gave me a tiney-wienie! (Will laughs.)
Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
(The guys stretch out their fingers.)
The Guys: (reluctantly) Yeah.
CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing]
Monica: Are you guys gonna be okay?
Joey: (entering) Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didnt get the part?
Monica: Please, guys, we have to talk.
Phoebe: You guys, we said we were gonna have fun! Come on, hey, remember the time (She starts laughing hysterically.) You dont remember?
Rachel: What are you guys doing here?
Rachel: What? Guys, I'm not.
Ross: I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's great! I mean...I'm happy for you guys..
Pizza Guy: So you guys want me to take this back?
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.]
Rachel: Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Monica: (laughs) Well thats the best part. Umm, you guys get to decide!
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do. (pause) It means...
Monica: He said he's really gonna miss you guys. (dubious look)
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Chandler: Lose the other guys.
Rachel: Wow, you guys, this is big.
Chandler: Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us.
Aurora: So... which one of the two guys will you listen to?
Ross: Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are
Monica: Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those "healthy, healthy, healthy guys"?
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
Joey: You guys okay?
Rachel: (to Monica and Phoebe) Oh my God, you guys, what am I doing? What am I doing? This is so un-me!
Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.
Ross: Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place. (Joey just stares at him) I'm Ross.
Phoebe: Ooh, you guys have to make a wish.
Ross: Guys? There's a somebody I'd like you to meet.
PHOEBE: Oh no, you're not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, you should, it's all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. [opens the door, the guys are right there] Or perhaps you'd like a creme d'menthe.
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
Rachel: Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's? (They all protest and hit her with cushions) Gee, what?! What is wrong with New Year's?
Ross: Uh, if you guys don't mind, I'd like to take a moment, just me and him.
Rachel: What're you guys doing out here?
Phoebe: Okay (walks out and closes the door behind her, looks up and whispers) If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you.
Rachel: Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I cant find her anywhere.
Rachel: Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!
Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Rachel: Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!
Coma Guy: So, the Etch-a-Sketch is from you guys?
Rachel: Well, I don't know, you guys figure it out, I got to put Emma down for a nap.
(Robert walks away and the guys all start laughing in front of Phoebe.)
Phoebe: Hey, I never got to hear who you guys would pick to be your girlfriend.
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Joey: Night, you guys.
Joey: Hey you guys. Hey, you all know my dad, right?
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Chandler: Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks. (takes phone)
Rachel: Well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
Rachel: Late thirties? Oh come on you guys! Is it just me? Am I overreacting to this?
Fireman No. 1: You guys tell them you were married?
Monica: They're nice guys.
Chandler: Hey, you guys all know what you want to do.
Rachel: Well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her.
Joey: (to a table of strangers) You guys need anything, cause Im heading up there.
Rachel: So what are you guys going to do?