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Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
Monica: (entering, to Joey and Rachel) Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?
Phoebe: Hey you guys I'm gonna go out and take a walk.
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?
Rachel: So were you guys together a long time?
Tag: (looking at the street) Oh my god! Those guys are stealing my car! (He points down to the street)
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Rachel: Oh, they're firemen guys.
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
Chloe: Hi guys. I havent seen you since this morning.
Chloe: Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Molly: (goes out of the room) Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha (they kiss on the lips in a romantic way). (to Ross) I'll see you tomorrow.
Chloe: Thats so great for you guys!
Issac: Chloe, switch with me, theres some guys here that got a crush on you.
Ross: Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?
Rachel: Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
Joey: Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?
Chandler: Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I dont know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?
Joey: I-I cant handle this, you guys.
Rachel: You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Monica: So, um, how-how did you guys meet?
MONICA: So'd you guys have fun?
Rachel: Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off?
Ross: Are you sure? (Chandler nods: Yes!) Hold on. (walks over behind the couch) Im sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a....
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Rachel: Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?
JOEY: Oh man, she's so smokin, she has got the greatest set of. . . no guys around, huh.
Monica: Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?!
Phoebe: Oh my God, are you guys okay?
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
Monica: Guys, please, Im just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!
Joey: Hey you guys, this is my agent, Estelle.
Phoebe: Yeah, but if I do tell him, then hes gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I cant. (pause) But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it.
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
MONICA: My stock, MEG, it went up 2 points. Hey guys, do you realize that if I had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that I'd like have...a lot more than that today. Ya know what, I'm gonna do it.
Phoebe: Wow! I didnt know you guys actually used those.
Cailin: So. Howd you guys meet?
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Monica: No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
Chandler: Yeah, its two guys in a ring, and the rules are: Theyre are no rules.
Rachel: (entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they're doing and stops, the guys are stunned)
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.
The Guys: Pete?!
Phoebe: Okay, well yknow what, dont worry you guys, cause Im-Im gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
Phoebe: Wow! You guys really dont know anything!
PHOEBE: Hey. Watcha guys doin?
The Guys: Yeah!
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
Bonnie: (joining them) Hey guys.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. (Leaves.)
Joey: Im telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!
Ross: OK, I'm gonna go say goodbye to the guys.
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Rachel: Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss..
Ross: Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really appreciate this, yknow, but you dont have to rub my butt.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
Chandler: Oh, I'm glad you guys are past that little awkward phase.
Phoebe: (at the window) Hey look, you guys, it's snowing!
Ross: Its heads. (The guys celebrate.) Gentlemen, pick your category.
Rachel: I’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Chandler: Guys, guys, guess who I am?! (starts dancing around in an effort to stop the fighting.)
RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.
Rachel: You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldnt feel bad!
Mr. Treeger:: You want me to kick you guys out instead?
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa, you guys, do you know anything about chicks?
Joey: Hey, I see you guys already met, huh?
Ross: And so now you guys are gonna be married?
Chandler: Okay! (They hug.) I was gonna wait til uh, it was official yknow? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because youre my best friends.
Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.
Phoebe: Yeah, its in the guys apartment under the sink. Why?
Chandler: Right, right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flames.
All: Ooh, that's great, I love those little guys.
Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you guys, Ive got to say, Im sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York.
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Phoebe: Hey what are you guys looking at?
Rachel: I mean y'know, I'm thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out.
ROSS: So you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?
Chandler: Hi. You guys have any wrapping paper?
Ross: I played bad on purpose guys.
Ross: Okay, guys.
Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Ross: No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up inNo, yeah, okay. (Runs out.)
Ross: 11, unbelievable 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.) All right, thats 4 for the guys. Ladies, youre up.
MONICA: You know, the guys are probably having a great time.
Ross: ....right? Right? I mean its pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I dont, I dont need them, huh, Ive got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.
Chandler: Hey, listen, I'm sorry about this afternoon, y'know, if I would've known you guys were... I never would've...
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?
Monica: All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Joey: All right, Ill see you guys.
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
MONICA: Ok, thanks for coming, I hope you guys had fun.
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Rachel: Cute guys in little shorts? Sure.
Chandler: (to Rachel) Have I got the 50 guys for you!
Rachel: So, will I like any of these guys?
Phoebe: (holding a card and waving it in front of her face) Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. (they look at her) Right, OK, serious poker.
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?