words in movies
Monica: Hey, I couldve had you if I wanted you.
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Gunther: So I guess Rachel had you baby?
Ross: Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Joey: He had to board.
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Ross: umm. that you had a six year long relationship with a guy named Vicrum.
Joey: my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember any of this?
Mike: But Rachel I thought she just had a baby with Ross
Monica:: Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Joey: What about me, he? Only had one lunch today.
Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table> she'd have to give her up.
Monica: Well, we had a little fight.
Chandler: So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?
Monica: Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You cant eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.
Monica: Oh, well... That had been your window.
Phoebe: Okay, I knew I should have had this conversation with Joey.
Monica: What? I-I said you had a-
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Monica: Naaaa... He still kills me. Last night he had me laughing so hard, I swear... a little pee came out.
Phoebe: I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.
JOEY: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
Chandler: Oh, okay, I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.
Rachel: Uh, I-I had a drink with lunch. Did those cost reports come in?
Chandler: All right look, if youre not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!
Joey: Man, I wish I had a nanny like you.
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Monica: YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! I just had the best first day ever! The kitchen: twice as big as Allessandro's.
Chandler: I thought I had to make the jokes!
Gavin: So I had fun last night
Ross: Okay, first of all, I dont play with cheaters, and second of all, you know I had swollen glands!!
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
CHANDLER: Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game.� So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Ross: You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere. (She sits down and Ross strokes her forehead.)
Joey: (BEAT) (Laughs.) You almost had me.
Rachel: I just had a rough night.
Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date.
Monica: Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride.
Ross: Well, he had gravity boots.
Ross: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.
Phoebe: I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother.
Mrs. Green: I just had the greatest idea! Im gonna come live with you!
Chandler: Right, I mean, come on, I'm sure that if you had a funeral or a memorial service, tons of people would come.
Rachel: Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you? Honey, all those buys had a bet to see if he can knock you over.
Phoebe: It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.
Joey: And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.
Rachel: Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?
Ross: Did you hear that? Kori Weston had a crush on me!!
Rachel: My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barney’s.
Rachel: Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
Charlie: Yes! And while that is everything one looks for in a boyfriend, he had a lot of issues...
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Ross: Oh thank God, I thought she had two heads.
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.
Phoebe: Umm Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, Im gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And hes gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points at Chandler.)
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
RACHEL: Well, um, first he told me he liked how I looked.� And, ah, then we had a little . . . um . . . eye-contact.
Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!
Monica: Maybe he's bothering you so much because he likes you. It's like in first grade when Skippy Langwild always pushed me on the playground because he secretly had a crush on me?
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Ross: Come on sweetie! Youve had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window.)
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
Chandler: I had the exact same conversation.
Charlie: I had a great time.
David: Just so I know, if I had asked first...
Monica: (also hugs the wall) Yeah, we had a great time, thank you! (walks to Phoebe)
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
Joey: come on, come on, search your brain all right. it was (thinks) a certain amount of time ago, I was here you were here, we had sex (starts pointing out the places) here, here, here NOT there. Anything?
PHOEBE: [handing him the papers] Here you go. You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't th ink either answer would make me feel better.
Joey: Yeah, he had a paper route.
Monica: (as Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? (Talking fast before Rachel can catch her) Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Monica: Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning, before we leave, I'm going to the salon.
Ross: Ah, yeah. We had a really good talk.
Ross: Are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this...
Phoebe: Yeah. I actually am, yeah. Y'know life-lifes gonna had you all kinds of stuff, y'know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. Wanna hear a new song?
Rachel: Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo related emergency. So I guess now it's your turn again.
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Phoebe: Still, he had to find out sometime.
Chandler: No, had it done to me though. Feels good !
Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...
Chandler: No, I just had to get a picture of this.
Rachel: Well this has story behind it! I mean they had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store.
Monica: Thank you. (To Chandler.) I think I just had a tiny orgasm.
Chandler: Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was!
Phoebe: Hi. I just had the worst anniversary ever.
Ross: Well, it had some good ideas, take off your shirt.
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Phoebe: Oh I-I dont know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.
FRANK: Yeah, he loved stilts. One time I was upstairs, I was stealing cigarettes out of my mom's purse, and uh, all of a sudden I look over and there's my dad's head bobbing past the window. He just had this big smile on his face and he was waving 'cause he was always happiest when he was on his stilts.
Amy: Well, if I had told you, then it wouldn't have been surprise, now would it?