words in movies
Joey: It's never gonna happen.
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Phoebe: But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that.
Rachel: Jurassic Park could happen.
Joey: (charmed, but then recoiling) NO, NO! It can't happen at all!
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Monica: Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Phoebe: Cause youre still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...
Rachel: And you know which one we should see? The 1996 Tony award winner. Do you happen to know the name of that one?
Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen?
Joshua: Well, what was supposed to happen?
Rachel: Ughhhh!! Forget it! (Sits down heavily on the bed.) This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.
Phoebe: Oh, howd that happen?
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
Chandler: Yeah, well, dont expect that to happen anytime soon!
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Joey: If anything should happen to him
Monica: uh huh.. I mean these things happen. Its' just a plate. Its not like somebody died.
Emily: I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.
Rachel: Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just cant pretend that didnt happen can I?
Chandler: The only way that that is going to happen, is if the other couple are the Hitlers.
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Ross: It could happen.
Chandler: Yknow, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know youre up there every night, youre naked, touching, kissing.
Monica: How did that happen?
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I cant believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?
Phoebe: No. Its all right; its probably false labour. They said that, that can happen near the end, just somebody get the book.
Rachel: Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Ross! He's your brother. (To Chandler) He's your old college roommate. Ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. I just always assumed Phoebe would be the one to go.
Chandler: When did that happen to you?!
Phoebe: Well, Im not sure. I mean, I guess until she y'know, gets used to the fact that theres y'know, a new mom. Y'know, I think shes worried that y'know, shes gonna, shes gonna be replaced. (to the cat, in a funny voice) Well, thats not gonna happen is it? Noo. (gets up) Okay, I have to return a call in the other room.
Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! Ill do anything to make that happen!
Phoebe: No, I want this to happen.
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Joey: Look no, I-I know its bad, and I know its wrong. Okay? But-but its not like anythings ever gonna happen. Yknow? These-these are just feelings, theyre gonna go away.
Chandler: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
Chandler: Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Monica: Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
Phoebe: How did that happen?!!
Rachel: Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Ross: My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!
Rachel: Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.
Kim: Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
Monica: Youre right, youre right I shouldnt freak out. Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies! When will that be?!
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
Chandler: Ohh that's the worse thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!
Chandler: No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.
Rachel: But can it... just... happen a little bit?
Rachel: So uh, so did anything happen? Because rumor has it you guys shut the drapes!
Ross: Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!
Rachel: I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Yknow? And its probably really hard for you to be alone right now.
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Joey: Well, dont get your hopes up, because probably not gonna happen.
Ross: Yeah-uh-huh. Tomorrow night, Valentines Day, the most romantic day of the year. Who knows what could happen? I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what I mean.
Phoebe: Shes made it pretty clear, it is not going to happen.
Ross: Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)
Ross: (pause) No. But... it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?
Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?!
Rachel: Ohh I mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen?
Joey: How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin!
Tag: No, you didn't. The only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
Cecilia: How does it happen?
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
Ross: Okay, stay calm. Nothing is going to happen to you, you are not in that much trouble.
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Chandler: Do you happen to know what Im going to say?
Monica: Wow. Yknow it is so weird. I mean, youre gonna tell this guy today and he has no idea whats gonna happen.
Richard: You wouldnt happen to have a very big fork?
Courtney: Okay. You know its gonna happen.
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Ross: I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is whats going to happen to you if you wake me up.
Chandler: (To Joey) In a minute? Whats gonna happen in a minute?!
Rachel: No its okay, this is whats gonna happen. Im gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him.
Phoebe: So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?
Student: Ooh, dude. Thats not gonna happen.
Rachel: So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?
Joey: It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldnt have said. But believe me, thats not gonna happen today.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Joey: Okay, how did this even happen?
Rachel: All right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it aint gonna happen!
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.
ROSS: It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Joey: So did you uh, happen to catch my toast up there?
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, it really was. But we we gotta be careful. We we cant let that happen again, yknow?
Ross: Okay enough! This is, this is not going to happen.
Chandler: But nothing has to happen until your ready.
Cliff: It doesnt happen to me either.
Man: Oh yeah? Howd yours happen?
Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.
Rachel: Well IThats never gonna happen with Ross.
Ross: Then what did happen?