words in movies
Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park.
Chandler: Look, Ross, you have what you want, youre back with Rachel. If you bring this up now youre gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.
Joey: (voice-over) ...and he couldnt let it go, and... I dont really know what happened with that either.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Ross: Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didnt even watch it! Anyway, here. (He takes the tape out of his coat pocket.) I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. (Tosses her the tape.)
Rachel: Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.
Ross: What happened?
Mr. Treeger: Yeah, it happened to me once. I was just flipping through the channels and bam! It was like finding money.
Phoebe: So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Ross: (entering) Hey, uh, Im really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.
Fat Monica: Oh, why? Why? What happened?
Charity guy: Wow! Are you here to make another donation the same day? I don’t think that that’s ever happened before.
Chandler: Yknow what? It seems like all of the sudden; so much has happened.
Phoebe: So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go along with my new floozy voice, but nothing that sad has ever really happened to me.
Phoebe: Hi, so what happened?
Monica: What happened?
Chandler: It happened in London.
Chandler: Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.
Joey: What happened? What happened?
Joey: Oh, y'know the same thing happened to me one time.
All: Why, what happened?
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
Phoebe: Okay, then what happened?
Parker: What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I dont want to forget this moment! Its like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! (He takes a mental picture of them all.)
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-
Ross: What happened?
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
Rachel: Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!
Rachel: Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you!
Chandler: It did enter my mind! But then something happened that made it, shoot right out.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
Monica: What happened?
Phoebe: What happened to the intimate dinner party?
Joey: What happened?
Chandler: So what happened?
Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?
Rachel: What?! What? What happened?!
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
Monica: So you're moving in with him. What happened?
Frank: Cause it just sorta happened, yknow we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch
Chandler: Why?! What happened?!
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Ross: Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?
Chandler: Isnt that what happened with you and the brides maid?
Monica: Phoebe, what, what happened here?!
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Phoebe: Oh my God. What happened?
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Monica: I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?
Rachel: Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.
Mr. Geller: What happened son?
Monica: What happened to your teeth.
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
Chandler: So you kissed her, so what happened after that?
Monica: What happened to Janine?
Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
Rachel: Yeah but, you dont, you dont, you dont want to try to much too fast. Yknow? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast dont you?
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.
Jill: Youll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didnt even tell me why!
Ross: Of course, what happened? (Lets her in.)
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Joey: Chandler, come on nothing even happened!
Janice: Oh, Im sorry honey, Im so, so, (nasally) haaaaa! Im so, so sorry, I just (nasally) haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I-I-I cant breathe. Can you get me a bag, or something?
Rachel: Oh! I knew it! What happened?
Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Rachel: No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Monica: Well, what happened?
Rachel: No, no dont get mad because lookthis is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Ross: Oh my God, you guys!! (Hes excited about what he thought happened.)
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened.
Phoebe: What happened?
Ross: What happened you guys?
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Richard: Oh, hey look nothing happened.
Chandler: Its happened to you?
Rachel: Well what happened at dinner?
Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Ross: What happened?!!
Phoebe: What happened?
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Rachel: But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!
Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joeys lewd version?
Chandler: (with his mouth full) What happened? Im just eating candy.
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?