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Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still hang out?
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
Rachel: No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?
Rachel: Hi. Look um, about what happened earlier...
Phoebe: What happened?
Phoebe: But, also, what happened between you and your Mom?
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Phoebe: What umm, what happened?
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Joey: No-no, things ah, finally happened with Kate.
Joey: Y'know, about what happened with us.
Phoebe: What?! Oh my... (sees the remains of the house) Oh my God!! What happened?!
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey. So what happened? A forest tick you off?
Chandler: I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.
Ross: What happened?
Bonnie: Hey, what happened to you?
Phoebe Sr.: So I guess youd like to know how it all happened.
Ross: What happened?
Ross: What the hell happened on that beach?!
Ross: What happened? Joey?
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! What happened?
Ross: Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? (he slowly turns and the spraying begins, on his face) Ah, oh, ah! (he turns, but then he turns again and is sprayed in the front again) Ah! (he spits and angrily goes out of the spray-on tan booth and the assistant enters the room) The same thing happened again!
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel.]
Rachel: (entering from her room) Is this a little too... (sees Phoebe) Pheebs, what happened?
Rachel: Oh! My hero! What happened?
Rachel: Oh my God! What happened?
Chandler: What happened?
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.
Joey: (rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. What ah, what happened to playing the field?
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_
Joey: Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?
Ross: What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.
Rachel: Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.
Phoebe: God, what happened?!
Chandler: What happened? What happened?!
Monica: What the hell happened?!
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Ross: What happened?
RACHEL: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.
Joey: (voice-over) ...and he couldnt let it go, and... I dont really know what happened with that either.
Chandler: Look, Ross, you have what you want, youre back with Rachel. If you bring this up now youre gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.
Ross: What happened?
Rachel: Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Ross: Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didnt even watch it! Anyway, here. (He takes the tape out of his coat pocket.) I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. (Tosses her the tape.)
Mr. Treeger: Yeah, it happened to me once. I was just flipping through the channels and bam! It was like finding money.
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Phoebe: So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?
Ross: (entering) Hey, uh, Im really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.
Chandler: Yknow what? It seems like all of the sudden; so much has happened.
Fat Monica: Oh, why? Why? What happened?
Charity guy: Wow! Are you here to make another donation the same day? I don’t think that that’s ever happened before.
Phoebe: So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go along with my new floozy voice, but nothing that sad has ever really happened to me.
Monica: What happened?
Phoebe: Hi, so what happened?
Chandler: It happened in London.
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
All: Why, what happened?
Joey: Oh, y'know the same thing happened to me one time.
Parker: What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I dont want to forget this moment! Its like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! (He takes a mental picture of them all.)
Chandler: Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.
Joey: What happened? What happened?
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
Rachel: Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you!
Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Phoebe: Okay, then what happened?
Rachel: Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!
Ross: What happened?
Chandler: It did enter my mind! But then something happened that made it, shoot right out.
Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
Monica: What happened?
Joey: What happened?
Chandler: So what happened?
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Rachel: What?! What? What happened?!
Monica: So you're moving in with him. What happened?
Phoebe: What happened to the intimate dinner party?
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
Chandler: Why?! What happened?!
Frank: Cause it just sorta happened, yknow we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch
Ross: Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
Phoebe: Oh my God. What happened?
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
Chandler: Isnt that what happened with you and the brides maid?
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Monica: Phoebe, what, what happened here?!
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Monica: What happened to your teeth.
Rachel: Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.