words in movies
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Ross: Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?
Chandler: Why?! What happened?!
Chandler: Look, Ross, you have what you want, youre back with Rachel. If you bring this up now youre gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.
Joey: (voice-over) ...and he couldnt let it go, and... I dont really know what happened with that either.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Ross: Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didnt even watch it! Anyway, here. (He takes the tape out of his coat pocket.) I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. (Tosses her the tape.)
Rachel: Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.
Ross: What happened?
Mr. Treeger: Yeah, it happened to me once. I was just flipping through the channels and bam! It was like finding money.
Phoebe: So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Ross: (entering) Hey, uh, Im really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.
Fat Monica: Oh, why? Why? What happened?
Charity guy: Wow! Are you here to make another donation the same day? I don’t think that that’s ever happened before.
Chandler: Yknow what? It seems like all of the sudden; so much has happened.
Phoebe: So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go along with my new floozy voice, but nothing that sad has ever really happened to me.
Phoebe: Hi, so what happened?
Monica: What happened?
Chandler: It happened in London.
Chandler: Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.
Joey: What happened? What happened?
Rachel: See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!
All: Why, what happened?
Joey: Oh, y'know the same thing happened to me one time.
Parker: What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I dont want to forget this moment! Its like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! (He takes a mental picture of them all.)
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Phoebe: Okay, then what happened?
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-
Ross: What happened?
Rachel: Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!
Joey: What happened?
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
Chandler: It did enter my mind! But then something happened that made it, shoot right out.
Rachel: Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you!
Monica: What happened?
Chandler: So what happened?
Phoebe: What happened to the intimate dinner party?
Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Rachel: What?! What? What happened?!
Monica: So you're moving in with him. What happened?
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
Frank: Cause it just sorta happened, yknow we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Rachel: Its good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages? (to the waitress handing her a cup of coffee) Oh, thank you. Ill see you guys later.
Chandler: Isnt that what happened with you and the brides maid?
Phoebe: Oh my God. What happened?
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Monica: Phoebe, what, what happened here?!
Monica: What happened to your teeth.
Rachel: Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
Mr. Geller: What happened son?
Monica: I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?
Rachel: Yeah but, you dont, you dont, you dont want to try to much too fast. Yknow? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast dont you?
Chandler: So you kissed her, so what happened after that?
Monica: What happened to Janine?
Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.
Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
Jill: Youll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didnt even tell me why!
Ross: Of course, what happened? (Lets her in.)
Joey: Chandler, come on nothing even happened!
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Janice: Oh, Im sorry honey, Im so, so, (nasally) haaaaa! Im so, so sorry, I just (nasally) haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I-I-I cant breathe. Can you get me a bag, or something?
Rachel: Oh! I knew it! What happened?
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.
Monica: Well, what happened?
Rachel: No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Rachel: No, no dont get mad because lookthis is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Ross: What happened you guys?
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
Ross: Oh my God, you guys!! (Hes excited about what he thought happened.)
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened.
Phoebe: What happened?
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Rachel: Well what happened at dinner?
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Richard: Oh, hey look nothing happened.
Chandler: Its happened to you?
Phoebe: What happened?
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?
Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joeys lewd version?
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
Ross: What happened?!!
Rachel: But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Chandler: (with his mouth full) What happened? Im just eating candy.
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Joey: Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something mightve happened to a huge chunk of it.