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Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
Ross: Oh Mon, I laughed so hard
Monica: Its hard for some people!
Joey: Chandler giving you a hard time huh?
Joey: Die Hard 2.
Joey and Ross: Die Hard!!!!!!
Chandler: Die Hard still great!
Chandler: (looking at the tape) Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again.
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Rachel: No! No! No! Im not yelling at you, Im just yelling near you. Oh God Joey, ohh Im my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! Ive been trying so hard not to be my mother I did not see this comin. Oh, Joey, Im sorry. Im so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.
Chandler: Look, Monica has been working hard all day, she didn't wanna host this thing in the first place, we shouldn't go!
Chandler: Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!
Rachel: Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!
Joey: Oh, well we watch it a second time and its Die Hard 2!
Joey: So you see, Molly, what people don't understand is that acting is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work.
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is hard at work.]
Monica: Did I squeeze it too hard?
Chandler: (writing) Monica, there are no words (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day.
Phoebe: (accent) Got it! It... It's hard to stop...
Rachel: I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Yknow? And its probably really hard for you to be alone right now.
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
David: For me, I have a hard time with le Blanc in particular. When-whenI mean when
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Brenda: Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian, but its wrong. Youre married.
Monica: Maybe. I just hope she realizes how hard its gonna be.
Alice: Phoebes right Frank. I know its hard to hear, but it wouldve been wrong to go through with it. I-I-I was being selfish, even though we, we want the same things now, in the future we may not. (to Phoebe) Is that it, is that what it is?
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating. (Imitating men at their worst) "Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a quickie before I go to work?"
Monica: Oh Will. But you-youve worked so hard
Joey: I never laughed so hardDid you see the wine come out of my nose?
Monica: Oh yeah, the Evander Holyfield phase. Oh man you were so hard up you practically came on to me.
Ross: Okay. (Swallows hard.) Hop on Gert. (She does and Ross winces in pain.)
Chandler: If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.
Monica: Honey I cant even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I dont want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that youre still his friend.
Chandler: Oh, its so hard to care when youre this relaxed.
(Richard squishes a little too hard and some lands on his shirt.)
Monica: Thats right! Maybe its time you took a good hard look at a mirror young lady old lady lady!
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Joey: Well, there are so many things, its hard to pick just one.
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Rachel: Well, that wouldve been very hard to say no too.
Joey: Yes, but in Drake Remorays body. (Ross laughs unbelievably.) Why is this so hard for you to get? I thought you were a scientist!
Rachel: Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! Yknow youI couldnt concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember whats its like to be 19 and in love.
Joey: Oh.. I don't know why this is so hard for me. you know.. I mean lying is basically just acting and I am a terrfic actor.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Monica: I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.
Sally: It's hard isn't it? There's almost no time for a social life. I mean, where are you gonna meet someone?
Joey: Oh, tell me about it. And shes been on the show forever, its gonna be really hard to fill her shoes.
Sandy: That must have been hard.
Monica: How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture.
Ross: well he seemed to bum hard that you'd never been in a serious relationship.
Amy: How hard could it be? You do it.
Ross: Anyway, uhm...Well, I'm glad there's no hard feelings.
Rachel: I know. At dusk. Thats such a hard time for me.
Monica: So is it horrible? Is everybody working really hard?
Joey: Hey, you know, some of those are pretty hard! Like why would there be a ghost in my fridge? (pause). Yeah!
Ross: Bye! Hey, I hope Emma isn't making it too hard on you.
Monica: Naaaa... He still kills me. Last night he had me laughing so hard, I swear... a little pee came out.
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Phoebe: Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do.
Phoebe: I know, I want that too, but IS that going to make it too hard?
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
Monica: It was hard!
Chandler: Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Yknow Ive been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. (The interviewer doesnt understand) Duties. (Still doesnt.) Duties! (Still doesnt.) Poo. (Still doesnt.)
Rachel: Ooh! Honey, it can't be that hard, I mean, you've been in love before?
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Phoebe: (comes out too) Well, some things are just hard to say to your face.
Chandler: Yeah! yeah... The hard part is over!
Chandler: You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.
Chandler: It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?
Morse: You see, thats why I did so bad on this test. Im having a hard time concentrating. When youre up there (Points to the podium) and youre teaching and your face gets all serious you look so good. (In a sexy voice) You wear that tight little turtleneck sweater
Rachel: (now looking up at the ceiling) That is hard to say, Ross. That is hard to say.
Chandler: It must be a virus. I think it erased your hard drive.
Ross: (to Charlie) So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Phoebe: And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.
Dr. Green: 74?! I ordered the 75! Thats a magnificent wine! The 74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! (The waiters dumbfounded) Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why youre a waiter?
Monica: Yeah, that we totally understand. Dating is hard.
Chandler: I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.
Monica: Okay. Right. Oh my God that is gonna be so hard.
Joey: Uhm... oh... I don't know, it's too hard.
Rachel: Yeah. Its just gonna be too hard. Yknow? I mean, its Ross. How can I watch him get married? Yknow its just, its for the best, yknow it is, its Yknow, plus, somebodys got to stay here with Phoebe! Yknow shes gonna be pretty big by then, and she needs someone to help her tie her shoes; drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labour.
Rachel: (still searching) Oh, I know... I know it's been really hard for you.
Joey: You know, on the one hand you're happy for them, but on the other hand it's hard to let go.
Chandler: Well... there's surrogacy, but Monica has dreamt her whole life of carrying a child, she has felt that watching a surrogate would be... too hard for her.
Phoebe: Ok, it's too hard, I can't teach you!
Rachel: ...It's kinda hard though!
Monica: Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.
Monica: Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme!
Ross: Bumming hard, guys, bumming hard.
Joey: I don’t know. She’s got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And I’m guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know she’s not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. I’m gonna call her and hire her again.
Phoebe: Well its just like youre trying too hard. Always making jokes, yknow, you justYou come off a little needy.
Chandler: Ha-ha-ha. A little to hard. What am I not ah, boyfriend material?
Rachel: See, Gavin, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?
Chandler: Okay, look, I'm gonna pull on the door and you guys push as hard as you can. Maybe we can get enough room to wiggle him out, okay? Okay, so PUSH!
Monica: Ok. Hold on. (her mobile phone rings) Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Goodbye. (she hangs up) Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?
Monica: Oh, I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess!
Phoebe: Excuse me. Excuse me! (Mrs. Bukart stops singing) Thanks. Um, clearly this is a very, very hard time for you. Um, but, um, we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid because you ate that service, and, um, we are not leaving here until we're paid every penny. 'Cause you know what, lady? We're part time caterers, and we have no place else to go.
Monica: Listen umm, Ive been thinking, its not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Monica: They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She'll say "No", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again.
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!