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Monica: So the wedding caterer sent me this list of twelve appetizers and I have to narrow it down to six.
Ross: Yknow actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what hes talking about.)
Monica: Have you found your dress yet?
Joey: Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
Kristen: Oh I, I have plans tonight.
Monica: What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Joey: All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.
Monica: That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldnt have them back unless I gave her the dress!
Ross: We have 8:00 reservations at Grammercy Bistero.
Ross: I have an oily T-zone!
Ross: I dont think you have much choice.
Rachel: Well you have to because maybe its stupid.
Ross: Oh yeah its fine. I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasim out of control.
Ross: Hi. (They shake hands.) Its nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I dont anymore.
Joey: So yknow Ross its funny cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Joey: Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!
Joey: Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?!
Ross: Hey-hey have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet VD boy?!
Monica: Oh. I guess you can. Okay but; I-I have to return it, so you cant like it.
Ross: Yeah, laugh all you want but in ten minutes were gonna have younger looking skin!
Ross: (talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.
Rachel: Okay, um, I...(Phoebe walks into her room.) All right Phoebe look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. OK? I handled the situation horribly and I should not have lied to you.
Joey: But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Phoebe: Oh, well get in line missy. (To Ross) So, can I have a ride stud?
Monica: Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk! (Pause) That they know of.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay we have to do something about your breath.
Phoebe: But then we ditch those two and thats when we get married. Well have Chandlers money and Rachels kids and getting custody will be easy because of Rachels drinking problem.
Phoebe: You have your birth certificate?
Phoebe: Do you have my birth certificate?
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Rachel: As I was saying I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time Im 35 which gives me five years. I love this plan! I wanna marry this plan!
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Monica: All I have is, is oregano and a Fresca.
Phoebe: Dont you see? Everyones looking at me! The plans working! I didnt even have to take off my top yet!
Ross: Hey! That was a practical purchase! I needed that car for transportation! Okay? I-I have a child!
Ross: I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening. I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow! Ok? I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?
Ross: Yeah, I kind of uh, have something else planned for you guys.
Rachel: (They both look behind them.) Well, I'd have to say gay.
Chandler: Just do it! Okay, it's Janice and if I get it I'm going to have to see her tonight. (phone stops ringing) Oh, that's great I'm gonna have to see her tonight.
Chandler: We have heard you play.
Phoebe: Rachel, listenI mean, if you let me have him then I will really owe you one.
Rachel: (turning and looking at Tom again) No-no they do but, you just have to wait.
Ross: now remember you have to imagine me in a kilt.
Rachel/actress: But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister in a dungeon!
Ross: Hi, we have a little bathroom emergency.
Ben: Im not allowed to have soda.
Rachel: (fake disappointment) All right. All right Phoebe I will let you have him, but you owe me; you owe me big!
Phoebe: Well you all know that I'm a pacifist so I'm not interested in war in any way. (Gets up) But y'know what? When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all. (Starts to leave.) (To Joey) Not you Joey.
Monica: Well then we still have a problem.
Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!
Phoebe: Oh, I have a headache. A horrible headache!
Ross: I have a bone to pick with you.
PHOEBE: Well I have a video, you have to pay attention. No this, this voice woman, she's so talented but, according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have like the right look or something, ya know. I mean, it's like, she's like one of those an imals at the pound who like nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough or you know. Like, like some old dog who's just kind of like stinky and. Huuuuh, oh my God, she's smelly cat. Oh, oh that song has so many levels.
Rachel: No!! You are getting married! This is all I have.
Chandler: Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Joey: Well no, Im just in a coma. This must mean I have lines! (Realizes what that means.) Oh
Chandler: Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm anything but a dropper. (We see various scenes of him dropping a football, a mug of coffee, the phone, an apple, a Frisbee, a record, and the final scene has a ball bouncing off of his chest. I'm not going to describe them, you'll have to see them.)
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Phoebe: Youll have a last kiss.
Rachel: Now Joey remember, if you win you have to hug me! You hug me!
Rachel: I know! My God! Do you have your speech?
Rachel: Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
Rachel: Joey, you have got to take this back!
Joey: (opening his door) If I cant have it you cant have it! (Rachel walks away angrily.)
Monica: Have you seen Chandler?
Chandler: (looking at them) They look great! Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what?
Joey: I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna (grimaces and tenses up) pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.
Monica: (yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00.
Rachel: Well I was gonna tell him that Im-Im gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants.
Ross: So what! I still haveNo youre probably right.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Oh my God! We have to throw her a shower?!
Phoebe: I have liver damage. Ow! Oh! (She grabs the left side of her torso.)
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
Phoebe: Well when can we have this shower?
Rachel: She has got so much going on we-we have only two options. We have Friday
Phoebe: Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so Im just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)
Rachel: Have at it.
Rachel: (To Phoebe, after Monicas gone) We have to get her a present?!
Ross: Uh-huh. Yeah I-I have a knack for impressions.
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Phoebe: Its so weird, I have never been fired from anything before!
Joey: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We have a winner!
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Monica: You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!
Ross: So its really a question of who could you have possibly done.
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Melissa: Listen, we-we have to have dinner. What-what are you doing tomorrow night?
Chandler: This is so sad. I mean, I only have like ten pins.
Rachel: Oh, yknow what? I cant. I have to have dinner with that Melissa girl.
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Joey: Listen I uh (He takes her hand.) Its a scary world out there especially if youre a single mom. Yknow, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Yknow? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?
Rachel: Okay. Uhh, Ross, y'know what, there's something that I-that I have to talk to you about and everybody's saying that I shouldn't tell you, but I think they're wrong. I mean, and you know how people can be wrong.
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Monica: Have you ever been to one of my weddings?
Chandler: Hey, I'm sorry, I should have given you guys my black book when I got married! Although it wasn't so much a book as a... napkin. With Janice's phone number on it.
Chandler: Oh, I have to get married in James Bonds tux!
Monica: Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding.
Monica: Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
Chandler: Right. So uh, have you written yours yet?
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Joey: But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!
Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy were gonna have all the sex.
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Phoebe: (she turns around and puts the cat on the entertainment center) Ross, how many parents have you lost?
Monica: Phoebe, yknow why dont we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
Monica: When girls hang out, we dont have pillow fights in our underwear. (Chandler gets a hurt look on his face.) Im sorry. We do. We do. I dont know why I said that.
Joey: (starting to cry) I have never known love like this.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
Phoebe: Grandmas gonna have to get in line.
Joey: So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?
Phoebe: Oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you wanna have them for your brother.
Monica: (telling Chandler the seating arrangement) Okay so this is where the band is. (Points.) And this is where the bar is. (Points) And all these pins have peoples names on them. (She has pins to show the seating at each of the tables.) And Rach, here you are. (Points to Rachels place.)
Ross: (shocked) You dont have a valid drivers licenseOkay that is it! Pull over right now!