words in movies
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is returning from having removed Rachels panties.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler is having dinner with Dana.]
Rachel: Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope thats okay.
Monica: Oh umm, how about your mom dying, or having to live on the streets when you were 14?
Phoebe: I've always wanted to live with a guy. "Pick up your socks!" "Put down the toilet seat!" "No! We're not having sex anymore!" It's gonna be fun!
Chandler: You dont turn and slide, you throw it out! Im tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Joey: It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.
Charlie: I guess. There was hum... (she breathes deeply) there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone (pause) else.
Chandler: And Im blah? Listen, the only thing more boring than watching modern dance is having to listen to you talk about it, (Imitating her) "Oh Chandler, I just lost myself in the moment."
PHOEBE: I know. We didn't do any of the romantic things I had planned, like having a picnic at Central Park and ya know, coffee at Central Perk. Oh I just got that. [They kiss.]
MONICA: You know, the guys are probably having a great time.
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Joey: So, were having fun, right?
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night.]
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
Joey: Youre really thinking about having sex with your brother?!
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Frank: We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, "Hey! Y'know, were here, having lunch lets get married!
Phoebe: Oh No, I did that for someone once and I'm not comfortable having that kind of power and control over someone's life.
(Ross is having a fit, about how calm Tommy is now)
Joey: Wow! You guys seem to be having a good time.
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Ross: yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off.
Ross: (chuckles nervously) The sex? (chuckles) Um, I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together, when you throw in Tanya (miming washing hair, that's the best I could think of), yaw...
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Chandler: You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler goes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him.)
CHAN: Hey, we're having some fun now, huh, Ross? Wanna do another one, huh Russ? OK... eleven letters, atomic element number 101... ends in ium.
Joey: Kinda, but Ive just been having way too much fun.
[Scene: The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.]
(Over the sound of Phoebe singing we hear two scientists, Max and David, having a noisy discussion)
Carol: Ooh, yeah! She said shes having sooo much fun with Emily.
Ross: Joshua guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda yknow.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's having his party, only he's the only guest. He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it. So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr. Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr. Geller one. Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall.]
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
Rachel: (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Phoebe: I'm having my first contraction!
Joey: Uh, y'know what, were having second thoughts about our copying needs. And well need a little more time to think about it.
Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner]
Rachel: Im just bummed about the way I left things with Ross. I shouldnt have lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.
Monica: Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game.
Chandler: I'm just hanging out. Y'know, having fun. Y'know with the girl that I'm seeing casually.
(There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. In the hallway, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
Rachel: (entering) Well! Is everybody else having just the best time?!
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
Ross: (going onto the patio) Look Emily, I'm just having dinner with my friends, okay?
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Larry are having dinner.]
Monica: Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!
Chandler: I can't believe we are even having this discussion.
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Krista: Nice to meet you. I wish you'd told me we were having company, I'd fix myself up!
Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I was actually cooler than my older brother.
Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
ROSS: OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?
Chandler: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa-whoa! We're having kids?!
Chandler: Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem! A little girl is beating him up.
Zack: No it's just tiring having to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died. I'll see you tomorrow.
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
["Looks Like We Made It" starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city.]
Ross: Oh, better, actually. Y'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately.
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
MONICA: Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Phoebe: I know but I'm having so much fun doing good deeds.
Rachel: All right, so are we not having dinner at all?
Phoebe: Yeah, um, I cant fly. Im having my brothers babies.
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Phoebe: Well, if you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends, Bill and Colleen. They adopted a kid. I'm sure they'd help you.
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
Monica: It was, it was really nice. We started talking and I-I ended up having lunch with him.
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are having tea.]
Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive got the keys too, still there!
Phoebe: Thats nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Chandler: Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!
Ross: Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having.
Monica: Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Chandler: Okay, its just weird! Okay? I dont want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need I dont know what I need. I need a walk.
Phoebe: Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!! Call 9-1-1!!
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
[Pan to Monica and Phoebe having the same conversation.]
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
Ross: Hey! (Listens.) Yeah-yeah, we're just having dinner. (Listens.) Uh, yeah, sure uh hold on. (To the gang.) She wants to say hi. (To Emily) Hold on.
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!
Phoebe: Well, they fired me and Im having heart attack.
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is having coffee with Dana.]
Phoebe: Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here
Monica: Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. Its about being with the people that you love.
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)