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[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike.]
Mike: (raising his glass) Thank you guys for having us over.
Mr Campbell: Well, if you don't want to leave, why are we having this lunch?
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
Monica: Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.
Joey: (having difficulty admitting it) Yeah, maybe.
CHANDLER: Yeah, I wouldn't know having missed everything.
Ross: She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here.
Monica: 'S'going pretty good, y'know? It's nice, and, we're having fun.
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex.
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!
Monica: I'm talking about me having a baby.
Rachel: (in a low voice) We ended up having sex in his chair.
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Ross and Chandler. Monica is making food, and having everyone try it.]
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
RACHEL: No! They didn't even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed to know they were having problems?
Joey: What? Me having a job?
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Monica: Well, I was having a conversation.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch.]
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Alice: None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, were just gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee.
Chandler: (smiling again) oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...
Joey: Okay, good, good, good, cause, good, cause I was kinda having second thoughts too.
Ross: Oh, Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 911, it means she's having a baby, otherwise I just ignore it.
(We see Ross and Bonnie laughing and having a good time.)
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Chandler: Having a swim.
Joey: Ooh-ooh, I! I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having.
Phoebe: Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.
Rachel: Oh thats all right! Yknow, I ended up having a really good time. Yknow, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.
Monica: All right! Okay, its just Phoebe. Wills still on a diet, Chandler doesnt eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachels having her aversion to poultry.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler is having dinner with Dana.]
Rachel: Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope thats okay.
Monica: Oh umm, how about your mom dying, or having to live on the streets when you were 14?
Phoebe: I've always wanted to live with a guy. "Pick up your socks!" "Put down the toilet seat!" "No! We're not having sex anymore!" It's gonna be fun!
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Chandler: You dont turn and slide, you throw it out! Im tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!
MONICA: You know, the guys are probably having a great time.
Joey: It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.
Charlie: I guess. There was hum... (she breathes deeply) there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone (pause) else.
Chandler: And Im blah? Listen, the only thing more boring than watching modern dance is having to listen to you talk about it, (Imitating her) "Oh Chandler, I just lost myself in the moment."
PHOEBE: I know. We didn't do any of the romantic things I had planned, like having a picnic at Central Park and ya know, coffee at Central Perk. Oh I just got that. [They kiss.]
Phoebe: Oh No, I did that for someone once and I'm not comfortable having that kind of power and control over someone's life.
Joey: So, were having fun, right?
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Frank: We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, "Hey! Y'know, were here, having lunch lets get married!
Joey: Youre really thinking about having sex with your brother?!
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night.]
(Ross is having a fit, about how calm Tommy is now)
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Ross: yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off.
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Joey: Wow! You guys seem to be having a good time.
[Scene: The Sleep Clinic, Joey is having trouble staying awake.]
Ross: (chuckles nervously) The sex? (chuckles) Um, I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together, when you throw in Tanya (miming washing hair, that's the best I could think of), yaw...
Chandler: You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler goes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him.)
Ross: Joshua guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda yknow.
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
CHAN: Hey, we're having some fun now, huh, Ross? Wanna do another one, huh Russ? OK... eleven letters, atomic element number 101... ends in ium.
(Over the sound of Phoebe singing we hear two scientists, Max and David, having a noisy discussion)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's having his party, only he's the only guest. He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it. So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr. Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr. Geller one. Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall.]
Rachel: (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
Carol: Ooh, yeah! She said shes having sooo much fun with Emily.
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Joey: Kinda, but Ive just been having way too much fun.
Joey: Uh, y'know what, were having second thoughts about our copying needs. And well need a little more time to think about it.
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Rachel: Im just bummed about the way I left things with Ross. I shouldnt have lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner]
Phoebe: I'm having my first contraction!
(There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. In the hallway, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
Monica: Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game.
Rachel: (entering) Well! Is everybody else having just the best time?!
Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I was actually cooler than my older brother.
Ross: (going onto the patio) Look Emily, I'm just having dinner with my friends, okay?
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Larry are having dinner.]
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Krista: Nice to meet you. I wish you'd told me we were having company, I'd fix myself up!
Chandler: I'm just hanging out. Y'know, having fun. Y'know with the girl that I'm seeing casually.
Monica: Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!
Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
Chandler: I can't believe we are even having this discussion.
Zack: No it's just tiring having to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died. I'll see you tomorrow.
ROSS: OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?
Chandler: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa-whoa! We're having kids?!
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
Chandler: Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem! A little girl is beating him up.
["Looks Like We Made It" starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city.]
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Ross: Oh, better, actually. Y'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately.
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.