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Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the girls are having breakfast.]
Joey: Im having surgery!
Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didnt want you to worry about me. But, Im having surgery today.
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are having tea.]
Phoebe: Well, if you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends, Bill and Colleen. They adopted a kid. I'm sure they'd help you.
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Phoebe: Thats nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive got the keys too, still there!
Ross: Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having.
Monica: Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Chandler: Okay, its just weird! Okay? I dont want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need I dont know what I need. I need a walk.
Phoebe: Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Chandler: Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!
[Pan to Monica and Phoebe having the same conversation.]
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!! Call 9-1-1!!
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
Ross: Hey! (Listens.) Yeah-yeah, we're just having dinner. (Listens.) Uh, yeah, sure uh hold on. (To the gang.) She wants to say hi. (To Emily) Hold on.
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!
Phoebe: Well, they fired me and Im having heart attack.
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is having coffee with Dana.]
Monica: Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. Its about being with the people that you love.
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread.]
Phoebe: Im having a really good time!
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Frank: Cause it just sorta happened, yknow we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch
Phoebe: Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, its just Jasons so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive its just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Screw it! Im having one. (Takes out and lights a cigarette.)
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very were gonna be having all the sex.
(At this moment Rachel bursts through the door. Needless to say, shes not in the best of moods having just found out Rosss dirty little secret.)
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.
Melissa: You do now. Youre having dinner with me.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]
Phoebe: (sarcastic) Ah, yeah, he's so adorable, God, he's just so much fun, Joey is the best, I'm glad you're having so much fun here. (She turns around, about to leave)
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Monica: That tape was never meant to be seen by... (pauses) Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in private.
Rachel: Well its hard to tell (Rachel gets up to get a closer look, only shes having some trouble.) Oh God, if she would just stop moving.
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch.]
Rachel: Im having a baby.
Phoebe: I cant believe he taped the two of them having sex!
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Ross: Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are having dinner.]
Phoebe: No Im having fun. Im reallyAnd Im really-really excited for you and Ursula.
Dr. Harad: Okay, you're at ten centimeters. Time to start having some babies. All right, I want only the father in here please.
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Ross: Yeah. I mean we are having a baby together.
Ross: Well, well to sum up, were having fun, you look young.
Chandler: Well, she probably wasnt familiar with the process having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings!
Rachel: Im sorry honey, Im just having a, having a rough day.
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Phoebe: Okay, remember that little problem I was having during my fourth month of pregnancy?
Rachel: Yeah, but I dont know why. Look at me, Im having such a wonderful time!
The Teacher: Right. Are you looking for Jacks parents to discuss the problems hes having with Ben? (Phoebe nods Yes.) Yeah. Because I really do think the parents should sit down and have a conversation.
Chandler: What is the point of having them if we never use them?
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
Rachel: Were having a girl?
Rachel: Were having a girl.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!
[Scene: Hillarys apartmen,. Hillary and Ross are having dinner. He is avoiding opening his mouth.]
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
Monica: I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are having dinner.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.]
Ross: True, but youre allowed to be unreasonable. Youre having our baby.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont want to go. Im having fun.
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Ross: Were having a baby.
Phoebe: Is Rachel having the baby?
Julie: Oh honey, I think Im having one too!
(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out theyre having a contraction at the same time.)
Mr. Geller: I think there are people in there having sex.
Chandler: Look, weve always talked about having babies someday. Im not saying it has to be right now, but Im starting to think that we can handle it. Were good. Were really good.
Phoebe: Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Ross: Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
Joey: yeah and hey thanks again for letting me having that last piece of cake at the restaurant.
Joey: Because you two were having sex!
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
MONICA: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.� Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.� Tell him that what little time we have is precious.
Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...
Phoebe: What are people having, the garlic Martini?