words in movies
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr� is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.
Monica: Um, okay, here it goes. I'm not 22. I'm, I'm 25... and thirteen months.
Monica: Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night. Oh god, oh god. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins.
Joey: They're here already?
Ross: I'm here.
Chandler: (doing a little dance) Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.
Chandler: Here we go, here we go.
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
Dina: Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, Im just gonna need some help. And Bobbys gonna be here the whole time.
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Chandler: (angrily) Is that supposed to be funny! I was really worried over here!
Rachel: Okay, calm down, here they are. (Gives back the sunglasses.)
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Joey: They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him. Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.
Monica: Yknow, it is so strange seeing Ross here this time of day, cause usually hes got the childrens hospital.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: Hi! Hi. (Hes looking around.) I think I left my keys here somewhere.
Joey: (Checks to see if shes drooling on his shirt.) Okay. Okay, okay, hey. (Lays her down and covers her with a blanket.) There we go, lets get your feet up there. (Looks at her) Good night, Kate. Sweet dreams. (Picks up a garbage can) Im gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.
Rachel: Ross, Joey is not here.
Ross: Okay, Ill just wait for him in here!
Joey: Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here.
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Joey's Hand Twin: You can't sit here if you're not gonna play.
MR. GELLER: [going downstairs] Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining. . . oh no. [Chip has shown up and the four are leaving]
Joey: This sucks man! The last night youre here and I lose the two most important things in my life, the foosball table and $500.
Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!
Rachel: I didnt know you could get married here.
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Ross: What are you doing here?!
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Elizabeth: (entering) Here I am!
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Chandler: Well, I suppose Id have to say you!! But, what if were watching a movie in here?
Female Clerk: Hes not here right now.
Joey: I-I think everybodys pretending they dont hear you. Anyway, look, I dont know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, Im telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.
Monica: Well Rachels not here! (Runs out.)
Bank Officer: Okay, Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. (to a beautiful woman) Would you come over here please?
Phoebe: Oh! Here it is! (Noticing it next to the door.) Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, "Son of a bitch?" (Son of a bitch is written across the entire picture.)
Chandler: Yeah, I'm kinda wishing everyone wasn't here right now.
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
Rachel: Its so secluded up here.
Gunther: Do you still work here?
Monica: (standing outside) Cute PJs! Youre really livin it up here in London huh?
Fireman #1: So uh, youre not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?
Monica: Have you even had a girl up here?
Chandler: Im a little busy here Paul.
Phoebe: (To Chandler) Here he is.
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Phoebe: So now whats going on here?
Phoebe: Here.
Ross: (to the rest of them) Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here!
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Ross: Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
{Transcribers Note: Please correct my French here.}
Kristen: So uh, do you live around here?
Chandler: Yeah, right here in my pocket. (Pats his pocket. Phoebe smiles, goes over to hug him, and removes the ring from his pocket.) Pheebs?
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
Monica: Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?
Joey: (Pointing at Chandler.) Your different here too. Your mean in England. (Chandler throws his hands up to his head in frustration. They walk away from each other.)
Monica: Yknow youre really not supposed to be back here!
Receptionist: Well, heres a schedule of whats coming up. (Hands it to him.)
Judge: Now it also says here that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage?
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Joey: But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.)
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
Chandler: Oh-ho, come here. (goes and hugs her) Listen, you are one of my favourite people and the most beautiful woman Ive ever known in real life.
Ross: We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got, oh, look at the little fingers, oh, and a chest, and a stomach. It's a boy, definitely a boy! All right! Ok, legs, knees, and feet. Oh, oh. He's here. He's a person.
Richard: Shes not here and please come in.
Richard: Yeah, I understand. Take as much time as you want. (Pause) Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it. Ill be here. Not smoking. (Monica leaves.)
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Phoebe: Oh no wait no, this is wrong! Ross isnt here!
Rachel: (handing her the wine) Okay honey, now I'm gonna try to listen from right here!
Joey: (looking through a deck of cards) Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!
Joey: (To Phoebe) Hey, is uh the rest of my candy bar around here?
A Woman: Here he comes! Hurry!
Phoebe: Well, since the fire was kinda my fault I guess (To Rachel) you should get to stay here.
The Doctor: What do we got here?
Monica: Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.
Chandler: Its Paris, who knows were here!
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey, heres a thought.
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
"We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed. Thats right, Im here all night, and Chandler will never get l "
Ross: Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?
Woman: Hi, is uh Phoebe here?
Chandler: Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
Chandler: Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Lets take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs dont mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and thats just an ordinary pig not even a pig thats good at sports!
Chandler: Our new fridge? I dont live here anymore.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Rachel: (searching the dictionary) Alright, okay, okay, gleba, gleba... (excited) Gleba! Ha! Here it is: the fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi.
Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
Rachel: Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? (She goes out to talk to Dave) Hey, Dave!
Ross: Over here. (You can see Ross sitting at the far wall.)
Joey: All right, here you go buddy. (He tosses him one.) Go nuts. (Exits.)
Joey: Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.
PHOEBE: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
Rachel: (hands him one) Here you go.
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Chandler: So I guess we wear swimsuits in here!
Rachel: Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!
Man: Actually, Im here about the assistant job.
Chandler: Yes, here it comes! Im stuck here all day, and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well I dont think so mister!
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Chandler: Get in here! (They head for the door and Chandler sees Smokes-A-Lot Lady standing next to the door and smoking, to her) Hey, and you can not smoke in here! (Takes the cigarette and takes a drag for himself.) (Exhaling in ecstasy) Merry Christmas.
Terry: Here are the audition scenes. (Holds out the script.)