words in movies
MONICA: Honey, uh, this is a picture of the frame guy posing in front of a bright blue screen with a collie.
MONICA: Oh, wait a minute honey.
GRANDMOTHER: Honey.
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
MONICA: Honey, I'm sorry.
Rachel: Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
Monica: Hi, honey.
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Paul: Honey I made a reservation at China Garden, is that okay?
Chandler: (interrupting her) Okay, thats enough honey!
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Monica: Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, whats the harm in that?
Paul: Honey, we dont have any bears here.
Rachel: (handing her the wine) Okay honey, now I'm gonna try to listen from right here!
Phoebe: Oh honey no, you ate it all.
Rachel: Oh honey, but it is just about
Rachel: Honey I swear it we just kissed.
Rachel: Honey, Monica, this is ridiculous! Look
Chandler: Whats the matter honey?
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Rachel: All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
Chandler: Honey, its gonna be okay.
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Chandler: What we want honey.
Rachel: Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell em youre not looking for a relationship.
Monica:: Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash.
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Monica: No, no, no. Honey, I'm ok. Shake it off! (she shakes the wrist and it's more painful) Oh, no! No shaking, no shaking! Ooh! Ooh! (pause) Oh my God! I can't play!
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
Monica: Hi, honey.
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.
Monica: Honey? Is that something youre making up?
Mr. Geller: (entering) How are you honey?
Chandler: Hi, honey! Im home!
Rachel: Ooooh! Honey, well we'll find you something. Do you wanna wear my black jacket?
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Rachel: (entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00.
Rachel: Okay honey, you can finish this later were gonna be late. We gotta go.
Monica: I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine.
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.
Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?
Rachel: All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
Chandler: Honey, the tortilla chips know what you mean.
Chandler: Dont worry honey, well make yours funnier.
Mrs. Bing: Honey, it isnt good luck.
Rachel: Oh I dont know honey. Its gonna be really late.
Monica: Honey, we gotta go!
Chandler: Oh honey, leave them alone, theyre in love.
Monica: Honey, Im going to put my hand in your pocket!
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Eric: (entering) Honey?
Chandler: Honey, isnt it possible that the company that sold the jeans made more than just the one pair?
RACHEL: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo? Oh, c'mon, I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him.
Chandler: Honey! Thats crazy! I dont want you to get me a stripper
Monica: Honey, we dont really have to go to this thing tonight do we?
Rachel: Dont!! (Joey backs away frightened.) (To Jill) Honey, what are you doing here?!
Rachel: Wow! I dont remember him. Honey, are you sure youre not talking about your imaginary boyfriend.
Rachel: Honey, why dont you sit down? Dina has something that she wants to tell you.
Chandler: Honey, I know youre in pain right now, but Im a little turned on.
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
Chandler: Hi honey Im home.
Chandler: Honey, you remember my boss Doug right?
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Rachel: Oh honey, I'll say good-bye to you at the car if you don't mind the puss.
Rachel: No! Joey, oh youre so sweet. Youre so-so sweet, honey. But Im not, Im not looking for a husband.
Rachel: Im sorry honey, Im just having a, having a rough day.
Chandler: Honey, she keeps canceling on us, take the hint.
Chandler: Honey, its not the bath I enjoy, its the wet, naked lady.
Monica: Honey, cover it up with the boat!
Rachel: Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.
Chandler: Honey, its 2:00 on a Wednesday and Im watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?
Monica: Honey, whats going on?
ROSS: (entering from Rachel's bedroom) Come on out, honey! I'm telling you look good! (turns around, and under his breath, to the rest of the guys) Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Chandler: No, honey youre not sick! Look, I dont love you because youre organized, I love you in spite of that.
Monica: Shes right of course not. Honey, get the tape.
Chandler: See, honey, theres(puts his hand on her leg)
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
Rachel: Well honey, Im late for a meeting. So can you just make it quick?
Monica: Honey, you gotta talk to her.
Joey: Oh okay, okay! One more push! One more push! Come on honey, were almost there! Were almost there!
Rachel: Oh Joey honey I dont I dont want to lose
Chandler: Honey, Im gonna save you some time, 200 CDs, not one of them in the right case.
Monica: Honey you-you got to beat your scores!
Phoebe: Ooh, honey. You stink at lying.
Monica: Honey, both yours.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.
Rachel: Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about that thing with my boss. That really meant a lot.
Rachel: Ohhh well. Yknow what honey? The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else. Oh! There is this great guy you will love at work named Bob! Hes a real up-and-comer in Human Resources.
Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.
Monica: (to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.
Chandler: What honey, its like fifteen blocks to the subway. Lets go.
Sick Bastard: Honey I swear! I wasnt looking at her!
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
Rachel: Oh honey, dont worry. I really do feel like tomorrows the day.
Rachel: All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.
Julie: Oh honey, I think Im having one too!
Monica: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?
Rachel: Go get back on that case honey!