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Joey: Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.
Phoebe: Guess we'll never know how it ends.
Ross: Hey. How did you sleep?
Chandler: How do you feel?
Phoebe: Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel!
Ross: Alright, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel.
(They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. They give up pretty quickly.)
Phoebe: How sweet! Oh, is that the baby?
Phoebe: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night.
Phoebe: No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's... It's a city of Gunthers!
Phoebe: One? How about a whole bunch?
Phoebe: But now she'll never know how he feels!
Chandler: How?
Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
Joey: Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
Rachel: Right! But, none of that compared to how kind and-and how gentle and thoughtful he is. (Rubbing his shoulder.)
Ross: Yeah, well... I think I know how to dazzle him.
Joey: All right, so. How did it go at the fertility clinic?
Ross: How do you feel about all this?
Chandler: So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!
Chandler: How do you feel about that?
Rachel: (on phone) Hello?(Listens) Mindy! Hi! Hey, how are you? (Listens) Yes, yes, I've heard, congratulations, that is so great. (Listens) Really? (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Great... (Listens) Great... (Listens) All right, so I'll, so I'll see you tomorrow! (Listens) Okay.. (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up and sits down heavily.) Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
Monica: David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.
PHOEBE: I don't believe this. Is this how this relationship's gonna work? Ross equals boss. I mean, c'mon what is this, 1922?
Joey: Yeah! How you doin'? Yeah alright!
David: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?
Chandler: Okay, listen, how far am I gonna have to go with her?
Chandler: Tonight?! (looks at the ring) Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? (squints at the ring to emphasize how tiny the diamond is) Oh, there it is!
David: Well, remember how I was trying to achieve the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
Joey: And I couldn't find this little plastic thing (holds up plastic thing) that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important can that be, right...? Turns out very!
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Phoebe: Wow, Mike Hannigan...You sure know how to make a girl say "Hell yeah!"
Monica: But then how do we know who wins?
Monica: How much were you thinking?
Ross: Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I dont care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. Yes!
Joey: What... for how long?
Mike: And that's how it's done! (Phoebe kisses him)
Emily: How can you do this too me?! I thought I'd made my feelings about Rachel perfectly clear!
Chandler: And that's... how... it's done!
Phoebe: And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die.
Monica: (in her Monica-excited-way... TOO LOUD!) Oh my God, I love how thin these walls are!
Dr. Green: So! (they both try to sit next to Rachel but Dr. Green is successful.) (to Ross) Hows the library?
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Ross: How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
Phoebe: For how long?
Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.
Phoebe: Oh, how does it work?
Monica: That's not really how it works.
Frank Jr.: Hi, how you doin'?
(Joey and Rachel don't know how to respond to that.)
Frank Jr.: How about tomorrow?
Monica: They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?
Chandler: How can you be so confident?
Ross: I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?
Chandler: Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect?
RACHEL: (as herself) "Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feeling?"
Ross: Well... I like how you look, what are you?
Ross: So, how dark is it gonna get?
Joey: Ok. Well, how, how can we make it easier?
Ross: Mississippilesly? (pause) Well, how bad is it?
Chandler: How was your date with Joey?
Ross: (looks at her suspiciously) How do you count to five?
Rachel: Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no. Not Leslie. No, she's, she's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.
Joey: 18, uh? (starts to prepare himself to say his "How You Doin'" line) Ross: Joey, NO!
Joey: Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?
Phoebe: Okay, well, I just don't, I don't know how it works exactly. See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay?
I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? (shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...
Phoebe: Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?
Phoebe: Joey? How could you just let them leave?
Estelle: So, how did your audition go today?
Joey: (sarcastic) Whoaa!! You cuddled? How many times??
Monica: Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?
Monica: That's how old you are.
Rachel: Yep. Oh, yeah, look you great. (She puts her arm in his and checks how they would look as a couple.) Oh yeah. Yeah, this looks great. (Pause) Umm, so you like it?
Rachel: I wonder how Monica and Chandler could do it?
Emily: It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.
Phoebe: Ok, ok, so how should I do it?
Monica: Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.
Phoebe: Oh how lame... oh, it’s so tacky, and impersonal.
Chandler: You know how to use a compass?
Monica: How about at a game, on the big screen?
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
Ross: (sees how strangely Monica, Chandler and Rachel are looking at him) What?
PHOEBE: I, I don't, I don't understand, how can you be straight? I mean, you're, you're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties.
Joey: Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin?
Phoebe: How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?
Chandler: How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? No-one is manning that wall!
Phoebe: It's really crazy! The hall, the dress, the food... I-I had no idea how expensive this stuff was!
Ross: I promise you she’s safe! No watch how much she loves this.
Ross: We'll see how dinner goes.
Phoebe: What's the matter with me? How do I keep ruining this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Ross: (to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
Phoebe: And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. (Chandler and Monica kiss.) And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as its a compliment.
Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!
Chandler: How can she be great if shes from Poughkeepsie? (laughs, at they all look at him) That joke wouldve killed in Albany.
Joey: How late are we?
Ross: How are we gonna decide who gets this?
[Scene: ATM vestibule, Chandler and Jill are sitting below the counter with two pens dangling from their chains in front of them. Jill is showing Chandler how to swing the pen around his head.]
Joey: Oh, I know how you feel...
Ross: Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?
Monica: I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.
Rachel: Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.
Joey: Alright, alright, okay, uhm... How 'bout this, how about this? Tomorrow... tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together.
Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. (holds up the sonogram)
Phoebe: Ok, how about... uhm... sex or dinosaurs?
Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?
Monica: How bad you wanna smoke, right now.
Phoebe: Oh, how cute!