words in movies
Joey: Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.
Phoebe: Guess we'll never know how it ends.
Ross: Hey. How did you sleep?
Chandler: How do you feel?
Phoebe: Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel!
Ross: Alright, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel.
(They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. They give up pretty quickly.)
Phoebe: How sweet! Oh, is that the baby?
Phoebe: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night.
Phoebe: No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's... It's a city of Gunthers!
Phoebe: One? How about a whole bunch?
Phoebe: But now she'll never know how he feels!
Chandler: How?
Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
Joey: Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Rachel: All right, well how much time do you need?
Chandler: Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that Im related to Monica. How is she?
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
Monica: I know! Hey, hows Chandler doin?
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!
Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.
Chandler: How about those three pointers?
Phoebe: How about just the bridemaids?
Monica: How?
Monica: Maybe. I just hope she realizes how hard its gonna be.
Joey: Wow Dennis Phillips! Thats great! How did you guys meet?
Monica: How do you feel?
Chandler: Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives.
Mona: How cute was that?
JOEY: Hey!� How come the door's locked?
Rachel: How much longer?
Phoebe: Now you know how you really feel about it.
Monica: Hi, how are you doing Kelly?
Rachel: No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is!
Monica: Hey! Howd it go?
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Ross: Hey! How you doing?
Rachel: How?! How do you know?
Theodore: How could you know. Why wouldn't you punch me in the stomach? (Theodore walks out... Mike walks towards Phoebe)
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Joey: How are you doing?
Joey: How? I guess I could break down your door.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: So how was the honeymoon?
Ross: So, how was the honeymoon?
Rachel: No please, show me how I begged you!
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Rachel: God. I forgot how much I love driving. I have got to get my license renewed.
Joey: How do you know about that story?!
Rachel: How do you know about that story?!
Monica: Hey how was dinner?!
Joey: Oh yeah, and shes really nice too! She taught me about yknow, how to work with the cameras and smell-the-fart acting.
Joey: How did she get me to settle down?
Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? I mean, whats-whats the first thing that I say? (They all pause to think.) Okay great! Thanks. (She starts to leave.)
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Bob: Hey! Hows my pal Toby doing today?
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Ross: I just I have to find out how it went.
Ross: No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
Monica: Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe?
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Ross: Wow! Uh how are you?
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating. (Imitating men at their worst) "Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a quickie before I go to work?"
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Chandler: How is that me?
Monica: Hey, how are you feelin? Any morning sickness?
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Ross: Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girls breast?
Joey: Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. I mean whats more important? What people think or how you feel, huh? Ross, you gotta follow your heart.
Monica: How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and Ill make you a nice martini.
Ross: Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?
Monica: (To Chandler) How does that laugh not give you a headache?
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Rachel: How was the game?
Chandler: How come?
Ross: Hi. How is she?
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
Ross: So how long are you in town?
Chandler: Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how it ends.
Monica: Isn't that sad? I mean, can you see how pathetic that is? You shouldn't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
Ross: (shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!!
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Phoebe: How come?!
Phoebe: Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
Dr. Schiff: So, hows it going?
Joey: So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Ross: Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
Phoebe: YEAH...! How great is this...? (they kiss)
MNCA: Oh, you must be freezing. You know what you need? How about a nice steaming cup of hot Mockolate?
Phoebe: (entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! Howd the conversation go?
Rachel: I-I dont want your job. I-I dont. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I dont even know how to use my keycard. (The elevator stops. Ralph steps on.)
Rachel: Oh my God .Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
Rachel: Oh, I love to ski! How amazing is this?!
Joey: Morning! Hey, hows my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! (Pats C.H.E.E.S.E. on the head.)
Rachel: How do you do that?
Phoebe: God. Do think it really doesnt hurt? Cause how can they do that?
Chandler: Okay. How about in that cabinet?