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Monica: We know how tough those parent/teacher conferences can be.
Joey: (slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Phoebe: And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. (Chandler and Monica kiss.) And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as its a compliment.
Monica: How was your first day?
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
Ross: What-what-what thehow da-how did-what the-how did-what?!
Ross: How is that important?
Joey: Morning! Hey, hows my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! (Pats C.H.E.E.S.E. on the head.)
Joey: Okay! (He yanks his hand away.) All right. Umm, all right Wayne, level with me. Okay? I-I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired. Okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part! Come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance! I mean, I love-I love this little guy! (He grabs C.H.E.E.S.E.s arm and pulls it off at the elbow.) Ah-ah!! (Wayne is shocked.) Okay, thats why you didnt want me to touch him right? Here you go! Okay? (Hands Wayne the arm and he goes to fix it. Meanwhile Joey starts to berate himself.) Stupid! I cant believe it! God! (A very beautiful woman walks by.) (To her) Hey, how you doin? (He and her go over to talk and Wayne looks on with envy.)
Chandler: Hi, how are ya?
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Joey: Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Rachel: (returning) Wait-wait-wait, I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is!
Joey: How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)
PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
RACH: So, how was the party?
Rachel: I still dont get how you know when its false labour.
CHANDLER: Hey, sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. (to Ross) I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?
JOEY: So, so how did it happen?
Mrs. Green: Its like youre a cave person. Rachel, you must get a nanny. You dont know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were a baby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay.
RACH: I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.
Ross: No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?
ROSS: How are you?
RACH: Good. How are you?
JOEY: How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
MNCA: Ok, how about pilgrim Mockolate mousse?
Joey: I dont know! (All excited) I havent totally decided how to talk on my boat yet.
MNCA: How about Mockolate mousse?
ROSS: Ok, just, just remember how crazy I am about you, ok?
Rachel: Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole "seizing" thing but um, Emily called you today.
JOEY: Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?
Amy: Well, it should be. I'm gonna help babies learn how to accessorize, what colors to wear, what clothes are slimming...
GRANDMOTHER: [nervously] Oh. Oh, sure, sure, uh, uh, how come?
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
Monica: (wandering in after her) Uh, Rach... how come you have dental floss in your hair?
PHOEBE: Oh! Oh my god. This is so exciting. How much am I gonna get?
Monica: Hey, hold on there, tiger. How's it going? How you holding up?
Monica: How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joeys sisters.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
CHAN: [not knowing how to react] Oh my... God?
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
Chandler: Ok, you know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage, well I earned mineby plucking the eyebrows of my father and his �business� partners.
CAROL: So how did everything go?
JOEY: Yeah, and she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.
Rachel: Okay. Uhh, Ross, y'know what, there's something that I-that I have to talk to you about and everybody's saying that I shouldn't tell you, but I think they're wrong. I mean, and you know how people can be wrong.
SUSAN: How you doin'?
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
ROSS: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
ROB: How did you know there was a but?
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
RACHEL: Now just how big of a star is Marcel?
PHOEBE: OK. Um, how come I'm walking with you?
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Phoebe: Hey, buddy. Hows my favorite dog, huh? Hows my favorite dog? (the dog doesnt move) Youre subdued. (to Joey) Did you give him a beer?
STEVE: How are you? Look, you guys wanna meet the group? Come on. So, are you one of the ones who fooled around with my dad?
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs! How 'bout we'll each just pay for what we had. It's no big deal.
ROSS: How 'bout from now on we just call it the 'unfortunate incident'? [Rachel walks off] Hey Gunther, you got stairs in your place?
Rachel: (still can't find him) How are you doing this?
Joey: R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?! (Monica nods yes.) And-and Chandlers tellin ya how much he hates marriage?!
ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?
Jill: (To Ross) And you! I throw myself at you and you say no, how gay are you?
JOEY: How come you have two?
Monica: Ok, for my next song I think I�ll sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the PointerSisters �I am so excited�. And make it bouncy!
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
MRS. GELLER: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
RACHEL: So, uh, how was your day?
ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?
Ross: Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine's day?
RICHARD: How ya doin'?
Monica: Well, theres a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize shes not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?
JOEY: Well that's how I feel.
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
RACHEL: Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.
JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Chandler: Yeah y-you, how hard is it to say something? Rachel came over to borrow something.
CHANDLER: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?
Joey: (sleepily) Yeah, she is. Wow! (Falls back asleep, loudly) How you doin?
Chandler: How can I answer that when Im pretending I dont know you?
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
CHANDLER: How long you been waitin' to say that?
Phoebe: Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. Go!
JOEY: How can they do this to me?
Carol: Ben. Ben. Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?
Lydia: So how did you know I was even here?
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
ROSS: Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
Emily: Hows it gonna be all right?!
JOEY: Look at this, how did I spend so much money?
JOEY: Geez, look how fat she got.
FRANK: Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?
Kathy: Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, "This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese." Thanks. I love it. And I know how hard it must have been for you to find.
PHOEBE: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
RACHEL: How did you make $17.
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
Ross: Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia?
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Joey: I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...
CHANDLER: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out.]
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?
JOEY: How come those?
Joey: A little more, a little more. (she stuffs some more down his pants and Joey's assesses the how many there already are in there.) A little more... All right. Okay, all right, let's do this.
Rachel: What? What? Hes interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.
MONICA: Well, how bout just her mom?
MONICA: Two? TWO? How is that possible? I mean, have you seen you?