words in movies
Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?
Chandler: Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day?
Monica: How was that possible?
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Young Ethan: Well, you never told me how old you were.
Rachel: Uh, thank you Phoebe. Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Jane Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time.
Ross: (entering) Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?
Chandler: How is that worse?!
Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?
Chandler: You didnt see how mad he was, yknow?
Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?
Joey: How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part couldve turned my whole career around!
Joey: (slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Monica: How was your first day?
Phoebe: Well, this doesnt have to be so sad though. Yknow? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much youre gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things youre not gonna miss.
Ross: How is that important?
Phoebe: How can people do that?... (All but Phoebe walk away from the window in disgust.) Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!
Chandler: Hi, how are ya?
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Chandler: Yknow, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know youre up there every night, youre naked, touching, kissing.
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Rachel: Well, I havent seen him since that night that he told me how he yknow I dont know, I think hes avoiding me. Why is that bagel on the floor?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Joey: That's how they do pants! Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
PHOEBE: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry. I'm just, I'm just not getting that everyone um, gets how smelly this cat acually is. I just think that maybe if we could talk about this, 'cause I need to feel that you really care about the cat.
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Ross: How rude.
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Phoebe: So how are things going with you?
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Ross: How you doing?
Joey: Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?
Chandler: (choking up) Oh my God thats it, thats the ring! How much is it?
Phoebe: Chandler, I-I will handle this! (To the jeweler) How much is it?
[Scene: Central Perk, Sergei is teaching Phoebe how to sing American Pie, by Don Maclean.]
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Joey: Okay listen, how are you gonna ask her?
Ross: Oh yeah, how about you and the, (mimics her fake cry) "Im sorry!"
Chandler: Oh, yeah! How did you meet her?
Monica: Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place!
Rachel: How is you drinking helping the kids?
Kristen: But how about tomorrow?
Ross: Phoebe, how could you do this to me?!
ROSS: Would you look at that guy, I mean how long has he been talking to her. It's like, back off buddy she's a waitress not a geisha.
Phoebe: No, its New York magazine. Its an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part.]
Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Ginger: Its okay if it bothers you. Really. I mean the only thing I need to know is: How much it bothers you? because I dont like wasting my time. Am I wasting my time?
Ross: Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
Phoebe: So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
RACHEL: Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?
Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?!
Phoebe: No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's... It's a city of Gunthers!
Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sisters teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isnt right.
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Monica: Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?
Monica: How much?
Monica: How? I dont have any money.
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Monica: How many kids were we gonna have?
Rachel: Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up?
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
Chandler: Hey! Hows the boat?!
Rachel: (returning) Wait-wait-wait, I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is!
Monica: Hey! How was it?
Monica: Hey! How was sailing?
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike. Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also.]
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
Rachel: All right I know, I know how it looks Pheebs, but Im telling you
Dr. Mitchell: Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
Phoebe: HeyOoh, hows Hilda? Is she working out?
Joey: Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.
Ross: (To Chandler) How could you tell her?!
Joey: How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin!
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
RACHEL: This is how I would hold a football.
Tag: (To her, in the Joey voice) How you doin?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile. Chandler is smiling.]
Chandler: Hi! Howd it go?
Phoebe: (pauses as he figures out how to answer that) Because Im normal! That was the one legacy my grandmother left me, and I know you wanted it as an engagement present.
Chandler: Hey, buddy boy, howd the audition go?
Rachel: How come you are?!
Phoebe: All right. Hold on. (She starts digging in the chair.) I got it. Nickel! (Donates it.) How much more do we need?
Joey: Obviously! So, how do we decide?
Monica: How?
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Rachel: So hows it goin with Joey?
Chandler: No! That was a lie! See how easy that was?
Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
Joey: Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.
Joey: (still skeptical) Yeah, look how that worked out.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is still investigating the smoke detector trying to figure out how to stop the beeping.]
Joey: How can you say that?! The Mets have no closer!
Ross: Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?
The Head Librarian: How can I help you?
ESTL: Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's goin' on and straighten it out. [picks up the phone] Yeah, hi, Lori please. [pause] Hi darling. So how 'bout Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? [pause] Uh-huuuuh. [pause] Uh-huuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. [hangs up] [to Joey] Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...