words in movies
STRANGER: Hey, how, how did you do that?
JOEY: This is unbelievable Phoebs, how can you be married?
MONICA: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
PHOEBE: Ohh. . .K. How come?
DUNCAN: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight.
PHOEBE: I, I don't, I don't understand, how can you be straight? I mean, you're, you're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties.
PHOEBE: So how long have you known?
RACHEL: Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?
Joey: (to Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe) Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.
Chandler: (to Rachel, whos entering) Hey! Howd the interview go?
Joey: Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide! All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then you have to answer real fast. Okay? So uh, clear your mind Clear it right out! Clear it out! Clear!
Tim: Wow! Umm, okay. Umm (To Phoebe) I-I-I realize I came on a little strong but, its only because I think youre so amazing. (To Monica) And uh, I-I just wanna, I just wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity here because Iyoure the most talented chef Ive ever worked for. Anyway (Starts to leave and Phoebe and Monica trade looks.)
Ross: (Covering his mouth with the glass.) How about all the way.
Big Nosed Rachel: Ugh! I cannot believe Chip dumped me for that slut Nancy Branson. I am never going out with him again. I don't care how much he begs!
JOEY: Well, it was a fight. . . based on serious stuff, remember. About how I never lived alone or anything. I just think it would be good for me, ya know, help me to grow or. . . whatever.
Ross: Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Oh, a head. Oh, it's, it's huge. Carol, how are you doing this?
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Hows the hired help?
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Chandler: I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?
Joey: (In a New York accent.) Fuggetaboutit. (She giggles.) How you doin?
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. I justI can't believe this. How-howOh my God. How long ago?
Lowell: It's like Mardi Gras without the paper mache heads. How 'bout you?
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
CHANDLER: I like this girl, okay, I seriously like this girl, you now how sometimes I tend get a little defended and quipy...
Chandler: Now that I untangled you, how 'bout you doing a little something for me?
Phoebe: As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish.
PHOEBE: Ok, do you know how to go from D to A minor?
Chandler: So Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And Steves doctors name is Doctor Muppy. So I said, Doctor Monkey? And that is how the whole Doctor Monkey thing came up. (He slams his feet up on the table to emphasize his point.)
Phoebe: Of course not! And you're gonna love Mary Ellen. She's really smart and cute and funny, and I can't tell you how I know this, but she' not opposed to threesomes. So tell me some about my guy.
Phoebe: How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.
CHANDLER: So um, how come you guys haven't talked about this before?
CHANDLER: If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Ross: Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress.
Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?
Rachel: Hi Joey, how ya doin?
Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?
Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.
Monica: How do you do that?
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!
Chandler: Oh, how well you know me...
Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Rachel: Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Ross: ...How long was I in there?
Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
Ross: How could I forget?
[Joey just laughs as a third set of flashbacks featuring Chandlers mistakes starts. The first flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. It's Chandler telling Phoebe how much he hates the bracelet Joey bought him. They're both at Central Perk.]
Barry: So, how ya doin?
[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
Monica: (to all) Okay, please be good, please. Just remember how much you all like me.
Rachel: You pierced her ears? How could you do this without telling me?
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
Phoebe: How about uhm... How about Buffay-Hannigan?
Monica: Hi.. how was the game?
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Mona: How could you have kept all of this from me?
Monica: How does she do that?
Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Ross: Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him?
Phoebe: Yknow it doesnt matter how much Im craving it. Yknow why Im never gonna eat meat? Because its murder, cold blooded murder.
Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"
Rachel: How long?
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
Joey: Well, how long do you think it'll be?
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over and hugs him.) Its exactly how Id imagined it would be.
Phoebe: But now she'll never know how he feels!
Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were traveling back there?
Monica: How, how did that happen?
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Ross: 'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!
Chandler: How do you do that?
PHOE: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?
Phoebe: Oh no. No-no-no, dont do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music.
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?
Ross: How come? Everybody else does.
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
Ross: (To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?
(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?
Monica: How are you?
Phoebe: Hey, look who's up! How do you feel?
Rachel: What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Ross: Okay. Um, how about these? (Holds out a pair)
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Ross: Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, hows Whitney?
Emily: So how are you? Ive been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, Ive been rather busy.
Chandler: Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen?
Monica: How would I know? I-I wasn't here.
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Phoebe: Look at you! How, how do you feel?