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Chandler: I'm telling you, she gives the worst massages ever!! Okay, it was like she was torturing me for information. And I wanted to give it up I justI didn't know what it was!
Chandler: Look, for the first time in my life I'm in a real relationship. Okay, I'm not gonna screw that up by y'know, telling the truth.
Joey: Oh! Yeah, look there's this play all right? And I'm up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. A real clothes horse. So I figure that everyone at the audition is gonna be wearing this kinda y'know, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, no-no-no. I'm fine. I'm okay, but umm, my Grandma sorta died.
Phoebe: It's okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. And it's not like I'm never gonna see her again, y'know she's gonna visit.
Monica: Ohh my God, I'm so sorry.
Joey: Pheebs, I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; "Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.
Ursula: Umm, no. See I already thought she was dead so I kinda made my peace with it. Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. So I'd invite you, but umm, I only have two tickets left.
Joey: Hey Pheebs, I'm so sorry.
Man: Oops, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Is this the umm, the memorial?
Phoebe: Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house later.
Joey: (entering, with bag) Hey! I'm off to my audition. How do I look?
Phoebe: Y'know it's funny, you'd think I'd be angry. I mean, you'd think I'd wanna rip his tiny little head off. Fortunately, I'm past it.
Phoebe: As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone!
Chandler: I'm sorry but, ow-owww-owww!
The Casting Director: (stopping him) I'm sorry. Could you, could you try it without the purse?
Joey: Yeah, sure. (He takes it off and starts reading.) Well, you must be new here. Maybe we shouldI'm sorry, can I ask you something? (He stops and asks a question.)
Monica: I'm not crying about that! I'm crying about something that happened at work.
Monica: I'm crying here!!
Phoebe: Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my official forms. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) Okay, so, question 1) You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct?
Frank Sr.: I just, I y'know, I'm not very good at this. So, umm (Backs away.)
Joey: I can't believe I'm hearing this!
Rachel: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm not saying that you shouldnt have a bag, I justit's just there are other bags that are a little less umm, (Pause) controversial.
Phoebe: Because, I'm just, I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.
Monica: Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. (She's not; she stands and walks away. Chandler moves closer.)
Rachel: Uh, actually, I think I'm gonna be busy.
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
CHAN: OK, I'm gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins.
Mike: I'm sorry too. And just to be clear, I didn't hit his mother with a car.
ROSS: Hi, we're visitiing. It's Ben and his da-da. Da-da. Can you say da-da? Look, I'm gonna tell your momies you said it anyway so you might as well try.
Phoebe: Hi, yeah, hi! I'm umm, Phoebe Buffay, and I have babies coming out of me.
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
Rachel: I'm all better now.
CHANDLER: I'm just saying that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more.
Ross: I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, okay?
Ross: I'm divorced! I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!
Rachel: (on phone) Hello?(Listens) Mindy! Hi! Hey, how are you? (Listens) Yes, yes, I've heard, congratulations, that is so great. (Listens) Really? (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Great... (Listens) Great... (Listens) All right, so I'll, so I'll see you tomorrow! (Listens) Okay.. (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up and sits down heavily.) Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
Rachel: I'm gonna go get one of those (Thinks) job things.
Charlie: I'm sorry, I have a really early class in the morning, but this has been lovely.
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)
Rachel: I'm just serving it.
Phoebe: Yes. Yes! Fine! I am someone! You want me to say it? I have doubts! (Pause) I'm sorry! (Puts her head down.)
Carol: I'm pregnant.
Joey: I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here.
Phoebe: It's just my knitting that's all! (A dog sticks its head out of Phoebe's bag. Everyone looks puzzled.) Yes! I knit this. I'm very good.
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
Monica: I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?
MONICA: You know what? I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this.
Rachel: I'm just cleaning up.
Ross: (entering) Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.
Phoebe: Okay, I'm gonna go too. I'm gonna go to the airport. I figure if I hang around there long enough, someone's bound to leave one of those planes unattended.
Rachel: I'm- uh- I'm okay... You look great!
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Joey: Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: Yeah- no- I'm just- it's, I haven't worked- It's my bank.
Chandler: I'm smoking. I'm smoking, I'm smoking.
Phoebe: Yes! They called and you didn't get it! Okay, I mean you didn't get it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
PHOEBE: Alright, I'm, I'm gonna go. I'm sorry about the dog, everything. I'm sorry.
Phoebe: No, I'm fine.
RACH: Ah, hah-hah-hah-ho, yeah, he wishes. Oh, I'm sorry, look at me. OK, Michael, let's talk about you.
Monica: Wait a minute! We're talking about someone that I'm going out with?
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Monica: I'm sorry..
Monica: I'm, I'm really sorry.
Chandler: ...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
Joey: You are? Ross, I'm sorry..
Chandler: And! They like me more just because I was with ya! I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey. And Doug wants us to play tennis with them. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time when we bumped into each other at that strip club. (She glares at him.) Strip church. Anyway, I'm gonna go try and find a racquet.
Rachel: What? Guys, I'm not.
Ross: But I'm not! (pause). You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...
Ross: If you have to call me name, I prefer "Ross the Divorcer". It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry.
Ross: O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.
Phoebe: Oh, that's Sarah. No, no. Don't you get any ideas, ok? No, I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends!
RACHEL: Oh god. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Rachel: (on phone) Ohhh... I'm fine.
RACH: Ummmm.... well, actually I'm already done, but I...I kinda got plans.
Laura: (laughing nervously) I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed...
Angela: Forget it Joey. I'm with Bob now.
Joey: Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.
Joey: Eww! Look, I'm asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.
Ross: Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.
Ross: Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty free".
Rachel: I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-
Rachel: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.
Chandler: We can? All right, I'm tryin' that.
Joey: All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little.
Ross: Look, I don't have to answer your questions! Okay? I'm a big boy, I can do whatever I want!
Janine: Well, I don't think there is anything to do. I mean I think you're really sweet, but I'm just not interested in you like that.
Monica: (leaving) I'm outta here.
Chandler: Yeah, I'm cool. Casual.
Chandler: I'm fine.
Chandler: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
Chandler: I'm not fine. Here she comes.
Joey: Well, I'm keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out! (He glares at Chandler.)
Chandler: I'm free! I'm free!
Monica: (notices his head) Oh, I'm sorry.
Rachel: Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!
Phoebe: Hi, Ben. I'm your father. I am... the head. Aaaaaahhhh.... (puts picture down, sees Ross staring at her) Alright, this barbecue is gonna be very fun.
Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong with me.
Chandler: Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is?
Monica: Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.
Aurora: No, I'm still married.
Joey: ...I'm his (mumbles)
Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
Joey: Well anyway, I'm glad you're back, I really need your help.
Joey: Well, I'm- I'm showering.
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
Chandler: (In a helium voice, holding a balloon) I'm sorry, I got a little occupied.
Chandler: Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.
Ross: No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.
Ross: I'm going to do it.
Phoebe: This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
Chandler: Wait! I just want you to know that... I'm so happy you're going to be here.
Monica: No, it is me! Y'know, I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in! Y'know, when I'm with her, I am so much more than that. I'm- I'm Monana!
Chandler: Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... (Ross glares at him) you know, you and Monica have the same "I'm gonna kill you" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her... (Ross continues to glare at him and Chandler leans in as if he's going to kiss Ross)
Chandler: You look great. I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner, you know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them.
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.
Ross: Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly safe, and besides Emma loves them. You know what, you should come with us and you'll see!
PHOEBE: Shh. In a minute, I'm gonna create a diversion. When I do, walk quickly to the door and don't look back.
Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Jill: (on phone) Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule.
Ross: I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you (Points to Ben) a Merry Christmas!
Leslie: I know. I know! I'm a duplex.
Mrs. Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.