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MONICA: 'Cause I was going by it the other day and I saw that there was a stock with my initials, MEG, on it and, well, sometimes I have to watch for two or three hours before it comes up again but when it does, it's pretty exciting.
PHOEBE: No, 'cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name.
PHOEBE: No because I chickened out the last time when I tried to meet him. So I mean coincidences? I don't think so.
PHOEBE: Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him.
CHANDLER: Man, I am so beat.
CHANDLER: No actually, I was just going for colorful.
LITTLE BULLY: I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. My, my joke is that I, I took your hat.
CHANDLER: That, that is funny. Can I have it back?
ROSS: Ok, ok, you know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. But, come on guy just, just give him back the hat.
MONICA: It bit. It was a 50's theme restraunt. I have to cook in a costume and dance on the counter. I mean I was a chef at Cafe des Artistes. I mean how could I take a job where I have to make something called Laverne and Curly Fries?
MONICA: How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.
MONICA: I don't want a beer.
CHANDLER: Ohhh [turns as if to hug someone] Oh no, wait a minute, I have no one.
MONICA: [seeing TV] Hey, I went up.
MONICA: My stock, MEG, it went up 2 points. Hey guys, do you realize that if I had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that I'd like have...a lot more than that today. Ya know what, I'm gonna do it.
JOEY: See, didn't I tell ya these pillows would be a good idea?
PHOEBE: No no no, doggie please. Oh, I do so wanna love all animals, please no.
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]
JOEY: Well if he's not gonna eat it, I will.
BIG BULLY: You know what I keep wondering? Why you two are still sitting here.
BIG BULLY: Oh, sorry, I didn't realize.
ROSS: I know.
CHANDLER: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
JOEY: Hey Phoeb's, I think you're good to go.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I don't know.
PHOEBE: I just think that this was a really bad sign, ya know. I mean, like the beast at the threshold, you know. It's just like, I have no family left, ya know. I mean except for my grandmother, you know, but let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever, despite what she says. And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we like shared a womb. I don't know, this is my real father and I just, I want things to be like just right.
RACHEL: Yeah Phoebe, I completely understand.
MONICA: I wanna buy 5 shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. C'mon time is money my friend. Thank you. Wooo.
MONICA: Hey, I made $17 before breakfast, what have you done?
JOEY: Well uh, I had breakfast here so technically I saved $3.50.
MONICA: Well, my financially challenged friends, I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.
MONICA: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Eric Estrada. And ZXY becuase I think it sounds zexy.
MONICA: MEG was good for me but I dumped her. Ya know, my motto is get out before they go down.
PHOEBE: Ok, I talked to the vet, people are so nice upstate. Anyway, he said that the little fella's gonna be ok and I can pick him up tomorrow.
PHOEBE: I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
CHANDLER: Ya know I think this is much better than the coffee house.
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
ROSS: No. Man I don't wanna have to have Joey with me every time I wanna descent cup of coffee. Ya know, and I don't wanna spend the rest of my life drinking cappucino with a 'K'. I say you and I go back down there and stand up to those guys.
CHANDLER: Well, couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Ya know, because I think actually mine's growing back.
MONICA: [Opens the door] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.
MONICA: Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.
MONICA: I don't know, I lost it all ok. I lost it.
RACHEL: I, I don't have it.
MONICA: But I need it. Otherwords I'm gonna have to take that horrible diner job. You know, with the dancing and the costumes. I don't wanna have to wear flame retardant boobs.
PHOEBE: Oh, ok, um, I mean Frank senior.
PHOEBE: Um well I don't really. Just genetically. He's kinda my dad too.
FRANK: Yeah, he loved stilts. One time I was upstairs, I was stealing cigarettes out of my mom's purse, and uh, all of a sudden I look over and there's my dad's head bobbing past the window. He just had this big smile on his face and he was waving 'cause he was always happiest when he was on his stilts.
PHOEBE: I don't know what to do with that.
PHOEBE: I'm not gonna. But you know what's cool though? Ok, if you had a friend named Pete, then I could say, 'Oh yeah, I know Pete, he's friends with my brother.'
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
FRANK: Cool, alright. So maybe, ya know, I could give you a call sometime, we could talk or somethin'.
FRANK: Yeah hey, you know if you want I can take you around back and show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter.
ROSS: I think we proved our point.
LITTLE BULLY: It's a nice watch, I don't wanna break it on your ribs.
CHANDLER: Question. If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
ROSS: Before I forget, are we hitting faces?
ROSS: Well because I have to work on Monday, I have a big presentation.
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
CHANDLER: Yeah, I wouldn't know having missed everything.
CHANDLER: Ok so, can I have my hat back?
Ross: Are you sure? (Chandler nods: Yes!) Hold on. (walks over behind the couch) Im sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a....
PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.
Joey: Oh, oh, I got it! Pete-Chicago.
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Chandler: Ooh, that girl that I hate, eww, drives me crazy, eww, eww, oh!
Kate: I think my characters gonna need a little bit more of reason than that.
Kate: I have a question about this scene.
Joey: Hey! What are you guys doing here? I thought youd be out partying with Gandel-worf.
Ross: Okay, I have to do something. I mean, I have, I have to stop it!
Ross: Oh yeah, shes-shes amazing. And-and shes so much fun. And! Yknow what? When Im with her, Im fun! I even signed up for helicopter classes. (Chandler is shocked.) Shes leaving in two days, I dont have to do it.
Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
Ross: Juice, I need...
Ross: I need juice! People need juice!!
Chandler: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.
Frank: Oh my God, I think Im gonna cry!
Rachel: I cant do this.
JOEY: I figure my character has kids.
Ross: Its just I miss her so much.
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
Rachel: Oh God. Im sorry about this.
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Monica: Im sorry.
Monica: You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (Looks at Joey.)
Pete: Oh, yeah. I know that.
Monica: What if I asked?
Monica: I so wanna be attracted to you.
MONICA: Yeah. It's my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.
Joey: Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, Oh, Im so talented. and Oh, Im so pretty, and Ooh, I smell so good.
Chandler: I don't know. Maybe he hooked up with that hot girl he was talking to.
Rachel: No, I think I'm gonna catch up on my correspondence.
Chandler: Im talking about you. You big, big freak.
Ross: Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
CHANDLER: Look guys, I know it's a little steep.
Ross: Okay. (They split it.) You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.
Kate: So umm, Ill see you tomorrow, huh?
Chloe: Do I know why were rushing?
Monica: I gave you a key for emergencies!
Monica: Y'know in a weird way, you have too much power. Look, youre gonna have to help me out here, cause I only have three.
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
CHANDLER: I can't believe we're doing this.
Joey: I don't know. I mean I like her a lot, and she's really nice, but
Chandler: Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I dont know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?
Chandler: Yes, I realise that.
Joanna: I know that.
Rachel: Well, Ill ask him for you, if you want me too?
Monica: I know!!!
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Phoebe: So, Im here, ready to play.
Sophie: Uh, uh, uh, I am here.
Monica: I know the code to his answering machine.
Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.
Rachel: I need to talk to you!
Monica: I dont want a ghost.
Rachel: Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler.
Monica:: Here why don't you sit down, get yourself comfortable because I. (Monica shows him the tape then puts it in) have a little surprise for you.
CHANDLER: For a minute there I thought you were actually tryin' to smell something.
Joey: Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...
Ross: Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?
Rachel: Oh, that is so sweet. I think Im falling in love with you all over again.
Ross: I would!
ROSS: Well, I guess we could tape Entertainment Tonight.
Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was natures way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But youre not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but youre not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.
Rachel: Oh, I know...
Rachel: Oh, I....
Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)
Mrs. Bing: Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon?
Kate: Ive got no reason to stay.
Chandler: Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I dont care!
Chandler: No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called wait until the last moment before I burst and die.
Joey: Yeah, Ross, way to ruin it. I was just going to get dressed.
Joey: I dont know.
Joey: Oh, yeah, with the mug painting. Yeah. I was so listening to that. But ah, y'know what, I think I kinda need to work on my stuff tonight.
Lauren: You know! At the place I told you about last night?
Joey: Yknow what you guys? Im uh, Im gonna go too. And uh, Im sorry about everything.
Joey: Look, I just need a wire something to jimmy it. Oh hey, one of you guys give me the underwire from your bra!
Kate: Yeah, thats pretty much what I had in mind.
Monica: I get the dollhouse!
Rachel: Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks youre going to call her?
Ross: Oh, Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 911, it means she's having a baby, otherwise I just ignore it.
Rachel: No. I...
Ross: I mean, uhm... you know when I was growing up he was kind of a tough guy... You know a-a-and as a kid I wasn't the athlete I am now.
Monica: Havent you and I covered that topic?
ROSS: I can't believe you hated me.
Rachel: I know.
Monica: (from the bathroom) Im in the shower!
Ross: Sorry I ah, I scared you in there.
Monica: Cause I dont want to encourage this kind of behaviour.
Monica: I don't know! Why don't you just explain? What do they want? Find out what they want!
Rachel: Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell em youre not looking for a relationship.
Rachel: (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
Joanna: Great! Im looking forward to it. Rachel, any messages?
Rachel: Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?
Chandler: AhhhhIm not going to call you.
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Chandler: Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?