Movie-Word

'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Part I Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Part II Written by: Greg Malins & Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No! No! It's just that all the people in the entire world that I want to talk to are right here.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: No-no-no-no, I've supported you one hundred percent and I want to prove that to you in person!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: I got that! I forgive ya! Don't come out here!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: That is so weird! I had a dream that you'd have lunch with Richard.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Because it would totally freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary. I just don't want anything to spoil that.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I know.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Wow! I owe Rachel 20 bucks!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I got you a present!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I know, but you have to open it today! (Hands it too him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah, I think we should see other people.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Well, I guess I could take a couple days off work.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Oh no, wait a minute, wait, I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: I said art lover.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: I don't know, I'm very tired.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: So Rach, maybe you and I could fly out together Saturday.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No! So I can be by myself. Y'know? Have a little alone time.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn’t mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay, what about after I give you these candies? (Hands them each one from her purse.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah, I guess it's a little better now.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Aww! I love you!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Can I give you a present now?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man! Don’t tell me I did this!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I love the "I forgot the present" fake out!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Okay, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen…naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes—Unless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be on the other side of that window!]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: May I come in?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ohh wow! I’m sorry, but Ross you kicked off your shoes!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: All right I guess I'm, gonna go pack. (Starts to leave)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him. Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya. (To Chandler) I'm sorry man.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I knew you were not okay with that.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I love Vegas!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: That's so funny, because I think I just did!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Oh y'know what? If you're gonna be acting like this all night, I really, I don't even want to be around you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Hey-hey don't look at me! I just work here! (Walks away.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom! (Rachel sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (interrupting in the nick of time) Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Chandler! I don't need luck. I have thought this through!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: I see.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica turns and stares at her.) I am so sorry.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross! What are you… I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really likes you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Flight Attendant: Miss? May I help you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: (to the dealer) Can I change a hundred? (He hands him his chip.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Don’t you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Again I must go back to, how?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: No! No! I support you 100%! I just didn't, I didn't get it right away. Y'know now I'm caught up! Identical hand twins! It's a million-dollar idea!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: I found my identical hand twin!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I wonder where she is. That is so weird.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos… They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone!   But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry!   I wanna die." Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Yes, I did. Thank you very much, it was excellent. (Disembarks)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: I think the check in is that way. (Points)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't… (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, I have been walking around like this since the plane! I can—you have so crossed a line. (Heads for the bathroom)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: That's like the third time that lady's won on a machine I was playing.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Hey listen I uh, talked to Chandler, sorry about the movie.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: All right baby, come on! (Rolls the dice) Yes! Yes! I am on fire!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! I’m sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Come on! I was there! (He's propped up with his hand on a statute of a naked guy. He winces and pulls his hand away.) I know he's the love of your life.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah, I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo…]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Umm, he said he thought I was funny. So…(Rachel stares at him.) Okay, look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have some fun, and you will forget all about it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, I am a human doodle!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons…of…freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Okay, I need a, I need a drink! (Makes a beeline for the mini-bar.)

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Monica: Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long.

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Phoebe: I know. Use it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey's Hand Twin: Do I know you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey's Hand Twin: (tries to leave) I have to get back to…

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: I bet 20.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (sees the roll) Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with Rich—Me neither! Okay, what do I want now?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: I think so too.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Cue up the music as they move in and kiss. This time I think it's Perry Como, but I'm not sure. It's Everybody loves somebody, sometime! Everybody falls in love somehow! Something in your kiss, just told me, my sometime, is now!)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Lurker: I don't want to see you lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. (Gets up but stumbles a little bit.) Whup, okay. (She makes it to the phone and picks it up, without dialing.) Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Ohh, it's Joey! I love Joey! (Hugs him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ohh, I love Joey! Joey lives with a duck! (Goes and hugs Joey.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Look-look-look you guys, I need some help! Okay? Someone is going to have to convince my hand twin to cooperate!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: I wanna get out of the room! Y'know, I…I really miss downstairs.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I won! I won! I finally won!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Lurker: I won! That was my quarter!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: Ohh, great, I have condom in my wallet I've had since I was twelve.

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Chandler: I don't think so.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin (who's dealing) to join him in his evil plot to rule the world! "Join me, and together we'll rule the universe as father and son!" (Sorry, I had a little Star Wars creep in there—Ooh, I have a big spoiler for The Phantom Menace, Yoda lives at the end! Ha-ha, spoiled it! Now you don't have to see it!)]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: No-no, I don't really have any money. Not yet, anyway… (Shakes his hands.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey's Hand Twin: (To Joey) If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it too you!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Didn't I just throw you out of here?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: No, no, no I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Monica: No! Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do stuff like this at work all the time.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: And-and I, and I saw that Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then I pretended I didn’t know he was in there. (They all kinda look at him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Chandler: I married Fred Sanford!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: I-I-I like, I like parties.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Mr. Zelner: May I help you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Rachel: Oh that’s not important. The point is, I really—I think everything’s gonna be okay.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Phoebe: Yeah I guess, a little.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Monica: This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk to her again? I mean I know it’s weird, it’s awkward, but you gotta at least try.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Ross: (chases her) Oh yeah, yeah? Well uh, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines! (Realizes a table of women overheard him.) (To that table.) ‘Sup?

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Jim: It ain’t no thing, I’m wild too.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Chandler: I’d like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. It—y’know what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Phoebe: Oh okay, well I’m a masseuse, and I used to work at this place…

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Jim: I’m sorry. I’m staring. It’s just that you have the most beautiful eyes.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just don’t know if I’m good enough.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Let’s just say I took care of it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Rachel: No! No, no-no-no Joey he doesn’t want to buy my baby! I made that up!

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Mr. Zelner: Oh I think it’s best that I speak first.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Monica: Oh my—This is so embarrassing. Oh my God, I’m never gonna get massaged again!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

JOEY: I didn't think anyone'd buy that, ok.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Guy: I’m sorry, it’s just that you’re so incredibly beautiful.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Guy: (To Phoebe) Oh, excuse me! I think you dropped s…(looks at Phoebe.) Wow!

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Phoebe: Oh yeah well, I’m sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Phoebe: I can’t believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought I’d be able to do that! Thank you Ross.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Rachel: Joey, I’m really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things…

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: I know. I know.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Chandler: Oh I’m sorry, you’re kicking me out of my own living room?

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Monica: (to the clerk) Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Chandler: I’ll be in there. (Goes into the bedroom.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Rachel: Yeah I know! I miss that.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Ross: Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Y’know, actually once—once I got dumped during sex.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Airline Employee: (grabbing the ticket from him) Sir, this is not a first class ticket. I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Phoebe: Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parent’s anniversary party?

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I’m in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachel’s all like, ‘I love you and, and let’s work on this.’ And all I can think about is, ‘What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say?’ when I tell her what I did.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Monica: (To Ross) Oh, by the way. Would it be okay if I gave the toast to mom and dad this year?

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Monica: Yeah, I’d really like to.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Ross: (Looking at the posters.) Wow, cool poster. Or should I say groovy poster? (They sit down on the couch. Ross smiles and the black light fluoresces his teeth.) So, ahh, where were we?

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Ross: I mean you’re not gonna give me a-a ticket for driving too slow are ya?

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Ross: Ah, actually, I’m sorry we-we probably should get going.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so she’d know I was okay.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Oh, ahh, go to the window. I’m wanna run down to the truck and show you something.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

CHAN: Well it couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. OK, so what is it, am I hideously unattractive?

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Rachel: I, uh, think you already are.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Rachel: Yeah, otherwise I’m not going.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Rachel: Yeah, yeah I like him a lot.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Monica: And I’ve got the car keys.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Monica: Okay, I got my note cards. (To Chandler) Do you got the presents?

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Rachel: Well, it gets worse. When asked if you take initiative I wrote, "Yes, he was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision," and under Problems with Performance I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not," and then uh, then I drew a little smiley face, and then a small pornographic sketch.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Rachel: I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Joey: …is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, "Who are my friends?" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So…

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Joey: I have to go to the bathroom too, but I don’t want him complimenting my thing.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Phoebe: I’ll go with you

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Ross: I’m so we weren’t in the car! Did he ever let up?

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Joey: I know

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

PHOEBE: It's not even that. I used to do my songs because it made me happy, but now it's like, it's just all about the money.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Monica: I feel terrible.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Ross: Oh the band’s ready! And well—I-I—we gotta do what the band says, right? I don’t care about the stinkin’ band!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Woman: Oh my God. That sounds amazing. I would love to see pictures.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Phoebe: No, I’m fine. I’m great. I’m with you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Parker: I won’t quit until you try.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Parker: What are they like? I’ve never had one.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Phoebe: No, actually I don’t eat…

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Aunt Lisa: I’ll bet you looked beautiful…

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Rachel: Shhh! I want to hear the rest!

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Joey: Oh, ha-ha-ha! Ooh! Wait a minute, I used to get medical experiments down on me all the time!

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Rachel: Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Phoebe: I can’t. I can’t believe I have plans, I can’t. Can you do it tomorrow night though?

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Ross: And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Carol: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Joey: Yeah. Ya know what I think; I think we were all just being too negative.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Phoebe: Oooh I love it!

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Joey: (thinking) All right. It’s a new day, and it’s just a crush, that’s all! Just a little crush! All that worrying I was doing, that was crazy. Crazy! Like my friend here the bird would say, "it was cuckoo!" Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush.

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Amy: Hello? Yeah, um. Hang on one sec. <to Ross and Rachel> Can I take this upstairs?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Mr. Geller: I just wish Nana were alive to hear Ross’s toast.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Monica: This is so bizarre. I guess it kinda makes sense though, y’know she had such a terrible childhood.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Parker: I love games!

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Parker: I must say this apartment, its, its, There are no words…

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Parker: I lose, now Jenga.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Ross: I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Parker: I’m sorry that’s who I am. I’m a positive person.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: I did. (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Chandler: Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Phoebe: All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross? (Ross is the only one who raises his hand and Phoebe glares at him to put his hand back down.) Of course you don't like him! He-he didn't give you any money, he raised his own hand when I asked, "Who hear likes Ross," and he's wearing two nametags! (He takes one off.) I-I'll be honest with you guys, when I first met Ross I didn't like him at all! But then once I got to know him I saw that he's really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Ross: I know, I know it was stupid.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Rachel: Okay Ross, can I uh, can I ask you something?

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Ross: That’s all I’m askin’

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Rachel: I will think about it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Monica: Okay that’s it. I give up. At mom and dad’s 40th anniversary, you’re the one giving the speech.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Rachel: Ross! I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

ROSS: Ok, ok, you know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. But, come on guy just, just give him back the hat.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, y’know, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: Thanks, but I gotta go to work and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy.

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Joey: No. They really like me over there. They want to do a big profile on me, but I said no.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19