words in movies
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.)
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!
Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place.
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Joey: ...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
Monica: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Chandler: (stops) I have no idea.
Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
Phoebe: I worked in a Dairy Queen, why?
Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally(opens envelope)not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that.
Monica: (to Phoebe) I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.
Rachel: (to a pregnant Leslie) Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!
Leslie: I know. I know! I'm a duplex.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Look, look, I have elbows! (They scream.)
Ross: Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I... I walked her to the- (looks up, realises, and points) -the bus stop... I'm fine.
Rachel: Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
Phoebe: Ooh! Ooh! And I brought Operation! But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy!
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks!
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Ross: No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. But now you mention it, there was ice there that night... It was the first frost...
Rachel: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?
Rachel: Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didn't love him-
Monica: So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be... un-floopy.
Phoebe: Oh, well... 'cause.... you just... I don't like this question.
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. (The receptionist glares at him.)
Ross: (jumping to his feet) Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay, but I'm in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented.
Rachel: I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
Monica: No, you were right. I don't have a plan. (There's a knock on the door.)
Phoebe: I don't even have a 'pl'.
Pizza Guy: Yeah. This one goes across the street, I must have given him yours. Oh, bonehead, bonehead!
Monica: I see pizza!
Phoebe: Oh, I wanna see! Lemme see! Lemme see! (She runs up and takes the binoculars.)
Rachel: Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him!
Phoebe: Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman.
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
Monica: I think he's shy.
Monica: Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.
Ross: I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow.
Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
Ross: Little louder, okay, I think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you...
Monica: Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much?
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, I got one! (She sits up and the cushion she was leaning against falls off of the balcony.) Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me.
Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (Monica and Rachel start to squabble)
Chandler: I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...
Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
Kid: I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. (Ross looks at Chandler for help.)
Rachel: Nooo! (She grabs the phone and Chandler takes her place on the mat.) (On phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much. (Listens) Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.
Chandler: Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?
Gunther: (bringing Rachel a mug) Rachel, I made you a cocoa.
Joey: Oh, no. Ah, I playing your husband, Victor. Im Joey Tribianni.
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
Rachel: Yeah, it was senior year in college. It was after the Sigma Chi luau and Melissa and I got very drunk! And we ended up kissing! For several minutes!
Ross: Honey, just relax, it's gonna be fine. Hey, umm,. why don't I come down there and I'll take you out to lunch?
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
Pete: So ask me what I did today.
Joey: Ah. Yeah. Well look, the thing is its the same day as my nieces christening and I really want my parents to be there in time to see me. Cause my parts just in the beginning Im not even in the rest of the showWedding!
MONICA: Did you know I was allergic to shellfish?
Rachel: I know.
Monica: Oh God, Im so sorry.
PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved.
Chandler: I think youll find if I come to work here, I dont micro-manage. I dont shy away from delegating.
Rachel: Oh I see, so this suit is making a point.
Ross: (triumphantly) Im gonna be on TV!!
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
Joey: I got you something! Open it! Open it!
Chandler: Oh, I can uh, check that for ya.
Kitchen Worker: Well, I dont know what to tell ya!
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Pete: So? I mean have you thought about it?
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
Pete: I guess you can.
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Chandler: Okay. I cant believe tomorrows the big day.
Phoebe: Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?
Rachel: I dont know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and yknow it was always more crunchy than it was greasy.
Chandler: You dont think I get up when you get up?
Joey: Good luck. (to Monica) And Im still right!
FBOB: I am gonna try and quit drinking.
Joey: Thats not what I said. Okay, I just meant...
Rachel: I got to figure out what Im going to wear.
Phoebe: Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you.
Ross: Really? (Joey gives him a Like I would know look)
Rachel: Im fine, Im fine.
Rachel: Yes I am!
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
Joey: Shes mad because I know todays her laundry day and that means shes wearing her old lady underpants.
Rachel: But y'know, I could use a hand getting ready.
Ross: Fine. Ill go.
Rachel: I'm not jealous. All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers. And y'know, and um, I...
Ross: Sorry, Im sorry. Close, close, close...
Ross: Im sweeping...
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
Rachel: Since when, since when do you think I dont wear enough of this?
Phoebe: Ooh, I have to tell you something.
Phoebe: But I cant tell you.
Monica: I know.
Monica: I am so glad you said cooks.
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
Monica: Hey, guess what Im doing tonight.
Alice: Y'know, I mean, really we do realise that theres an age difference between us.
Joey: Oh.. I don't know why this is so hard for me. you know.. I mean lying is basically just acting and I am a terrfic actor.
Ross: Im, Im sorry you didnt get to go to Spacecamp, and Im hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttles Private Very Special Spacecamp!! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump up, their apartment is decorated like outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in tinfoil.)
Phoebe: Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.
Chandler: I can check that for ya.
Ross: Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?
Rachel: Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?
Rachel: I dont want you to see me naked!
Ross: Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.
Ross: Ah, Im sorry.
Rachel: Come on! I dont want you thinking of me like that any more!
Ross: Okay, okay, Im sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and Im the king.
Rachel: I really do.
Rachel: Okay, I do.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
Phoebe: I cant!!
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
Monica: Okay, I gotta go. (gets up)
Phoebe: I dont know! (frantically points at Monica)
MONICA: Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.
Ross: You know, Barracuda was the first song I learned to play on the keyboard.
Jasmine: But you should probably talk to my roommate, because I told him and he knows Phoebe too.
Phoebe: I, but youre so close! No!
Chandler: Thanks, Im glad you see it that way.
Rachel: No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Rachel: But I couldnt even if I wanted to, because I dont know! I swear; I didnt see anything, and I dont want to know! It was just a momentary lapse.
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Pete: Okay, yeah. I mean... If thats, if thats really what you want, okay.
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.
Woman No. 1: Hi, can I help you?
Pete: I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Ross: I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.
Rachel: That is the sweetest thing, I just....
Joey: Yeah... I think we do... (sighs, with folded arms)... about what?
Ross: So, Ill umm...
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry I spoiled youre evening.
Ross: (rushing back in) What?! I wh-, whats wrong?
Chandler: I dont know. Should we try it?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, thats the word I use when I cant remember the real thing.
Ross: Im-Im gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt!! (he kisses the shirt)
Rachel: I meant, me plus one!
Rachel: Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel: I had one.