words in movies
Janice: Well then ask yourself this. Why do you think we keep ending up together? New Year's? Who invited who? Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed?
Chandler: (in a British accent) Hello, Janice.
Janice: (holding the full cup) No, no, I'm still working on mine.
CHANDLER: Janice was my safety net, ok? And now I have to get a snake.
Ross: Let-let me make sure I'm hearing this right, you're ending this with me because I'm too whiney? (Janice makes an agreeing sound.) So you're saying, I've become so whiney that I annoy you, Janice.
(Chandler walks back to couch, where Janice is.)
Chandler: Just do it! Okay, it's Janice and if I get it I'm going to have to see her tonight. (phone stops ringing) Oh, that's great I'm gonna have to see her tonight.
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Chandler: (angrily) Hey, it's Janice.
Janice: I will go for that drink.
JANICE: And what? Missed the expression on your face? Janice likes to have her fun.
Janice: Say hello to Aaron, your future son-in-law.
PHOEBE: I miss Janice though. "Hello, Chandler Bing."
CHANDLER: Ok, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine.]
Joey: This is Janice.
Janice: Well, I gotta buy a vowel. Because, oh my Gawd! Who, would've thought that someday, Chandler Bing would buy me a drawer.
Woman: OH MY GAWD!! (Yep, you guessed it. Its Janice.)
Janice: I'll see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey.
JANICE: OH.....MY.....GAWD!! (Chandler rushes over and kisses her)
Chandler: No, Janice.
Janice: So, I hear, you hate me!
Janice: For Chandler!
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Joey: Look, I don't hate Janice, she's-she's just a lot to take, you know.
Janice: Oh, (laughs) I wish. No, you know he was just trying Ross's Hug and Roll thing.
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Janice: What are you doing here?
Janice: You probably want us to move in together?
Janice: Oh, you didn't have to do this.
Janice: We should?
Chandler: Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?
Janice: Are you being British?!
Janice: What woman?!
Janice: Where is this party?
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Janice: Who's party is it?
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Janice: Oh my Gawd, I-I understand. I-I am so sorry, Ill go. (Starts for the door.) Good-bye Monica (hugs her), I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him. Chandler, (hugs him) you call me when this goes in the pooper. (Hurries out.)
Janice: I just came up to say, "Hi!" Hi! (to Chandler) And you, sweetie, Ill see you tonight.
Janice: Why are your eyes so white?
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Janice: Oh my God.
Joey: Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice?
Janice: Just those two!
Janice: Oh my God!!
Janice: How did you know?
Janice: In the park?
Janice: I dont know.
Janice: The receipt.
Janice: Night-night Bing-a-ling.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Janice are there.]
Janice: What?
Janice: Wow!
Janice: Okay.
Janice: (entering) Hows my Bing-a-ling?
Janice: You know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and... Oh... my....God.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are there. Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again.]
Janice: Good-bye Chandler Bing. (walks out with one shoe)
(Joey goes to the door, but stops and looks through the window at Janice and the Mattress King, her ex-husband, kissing.)
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
(A commercial for the Mattress King, Janices ex-husband, comes on TV.)
Janice: (standing up) Im sorry. (hugs him)
Janice: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.
Chandler: I just saw Janice.
Janice: Honey, honey, people are looking.
Joey: B-bye Janice. So when ya' dumpin' her.
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Janice and him are cuddling]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there including Janice.]
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Janice: Hey you guys, umm do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath.
Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
CHANDLER: Oh my God! (it's Janice)
Janice: Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me.
Janice: Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer.
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
Phoebe: No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table. Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another.]
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh)
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
PHOEBE: Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!
CHANDLER: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.
Janice: Come on over the years none of you ever y'know, got drunk and stupid.
[Scene: The airport, the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice.]
Janice: Actually, I should get going.
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Monica: Janice?!
Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye-bye.