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Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Janice: Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer.
Janice: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.
Janice: I'll see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey.
Joey: B-bye Janice. So when ya' dumpin' her.
Joey: This is Janice.
Joey: (entering) Their not breaking up. Chandler and Janice. Their not breaking up. He didn't blink or anything.
Joey: Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice?
Ross: Well I'm thinking that Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her.
Chandler: No, Janice.
Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
Joey: Look, I don't hate Janice, she's-she's just a lot to take, you know.
Janice: So, I hear, you hate me!
Janice: A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.
Janice: All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we've got to do something about our little situation here Joey. So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together.
Janice: For Chandler!
Janice: Okay. All right. This is what we're gonna call it: 'Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!'
Janice: Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!]
Janice: We're baack!
Janice: Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!!! (laughs)
Janice: I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so. I'll see you later sweetheart, you too Chandler. (laughs)
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
(He gives the agent his ticket and walks onto the jetway. Janice walks over and looks out the window. Chandler walks back into the terminal and tries to walk right past Janice, but she sees him.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair.]
ROSS: We'll give you Janice.
JANICE: Oh, my, god.
JANICE: Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
ROSS: You remember Janice, right?
PHOEBE: Janice? You called Janice?
JANICE: Hey, it's everybody.
JANICE: Yes, I am.
Janice: Oh! Someone's a little cranky today cuz they have to do it in a cup! (laughs) Oh! They gave you the kiddy size (looking at the cup in his hand).
(Joey leaves with Lorraine. Chandler sits back down with Janice.)
JANICE: Helloo!!
Janice: Well then ask yourself this. Why do you think we keep ending up together? New Year's? Who invited who? Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed?
Chandler: (in a British accent) Hello, Janice.
Janice: (holding the full cup) No, no, I'm still working on mine.
CHANDLER: Janice was my safety net, ok? And now I have to get a snake.
Ross: Let-let me make sure I'm hearing this right, you're ending this with me because I'm too whiney? (Janice makes an agreeing sound.) So you're saying, I've become so whiney that I annoy you, Janice.
(Chandler walks back to couch, where Janice is.)
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Chandler: Just do it! Okay, it's Janice and if I get it I'm going to have to see her tonight. (phone stops ringing) Oh, that's great I'm gonna have to see her tonight.
Chandler: (angrily) Hey, it's Janice.
Janice: Say hello to Aaron, your future son-in-law.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine.]
Janice: I will go for that drink.
PHOEBE: I miss Janice though. "Hello, Chandler Bing."
CHANDLER: Ok, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky.
JANICE: And what? Missed the expression on your face? Janice likes to have her fun.
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Woman: OH MY GAWD!! (Yep, you guessed it. Its Janice.)
Janice: Well, I gotta buy a vowel. Because, oh my Gawd! Who, would've thought that someday, Chandler Bing would buy me a drawer.
JANICE: OH.....MY.....GAWD!! (Chandler rushes over and kisses her)
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Janice: You probably want us to move in together?
Janice: Oh, (laughs) I wish. No, you know he was just trying Ross's Hug and Roll thing.
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
Janice: We should?
Chandler: Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?
Janice: Oh, you didn't have to do this.
Janice: What are you doing here?
Janice: Are you being British?!
Janice: What woman?!
Janice: Where is this party?
Janice: Who's party is it?
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Janice: Oh my God.
Janice: I just came up to say, "Hi!" Hi! (to Chandler) And you, sweetie, Ill see you tonight.
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Janice: Oh my Gawd, I-I understand. I-I am so sorry, Ill go. (Starts for the door.) Good-bye Monica (hugs her), I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him. Chandler, (hugs him) you call me when this goes in the pooper. (Hurries out.)
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Janice: Just those two!
Janice: Oh my God!!
Janice: Why are your eyes so white?
Janice: How did you know?
Janice: What?
Janice: In the park?
Janice: The receipt.
Janice: Night-night Bing-a-ling.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Janice are there.]
Janice: Wow!
Janice: You know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and... Oh... my....God.
Janice: (entering) Hows my Bing-a-ling?
Janice: I dont know.
Janice: Okay.
Janice: Good-bye Chandler Bing. (walks out with one shoe)
Janice: (standing up) Im sorry. (hugs him)
(Joey goes to the door, but stops and looks through the window at Janice and the Mattress King, her ex-husband, kissing.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are there. Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again.]
(A commercial for the Mattress King, Janices ex-husband, comes on TV.)
Chandler: I just saw Janice.
Janice: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.
Janice: Honey, honey, people are looking.
Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Janice and him are cuddling]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there including Janice.]
Janice: Hey you guys, umm do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath.
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh)
CHANDLER: Oh my God! (it's Janice)
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
CHANDLER: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
[Scene: The Restaurant, Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table. Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another.]
PHOEBE: Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Phoebe: No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony.
Janice: Actually, I should get going.
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Janice: Come on over the years none of you ever y'know, got drunk and stupid.
[Scene: The airport, the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice.]
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
Janice: Oh boy, I just love to sing!
Monica: Janice?!
Janice: When?