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[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
Janice: (entering) Ross you left you scarf in (sees everyone.) Hey you guys. (Does the laugh.)
Janice: Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in Yemen! I'm a young woman! I have needs! I can't wait forever!
Janice: So I'm asking you please, take a moment before you judge me.
Janice: Oh! Okay! (To Ross) You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me! (Does her famous, or is that infamous, laugh and exits.)
Rachel: Ross! Janice?!
Ross: Look, I didn't lose my mind! Okay, Janice and I have a lot in common! We've-we've both been divorced. We-we both have kids.
Ross: Y'know what? It sounds so weird to say this but, I just had a great day with Janice!
Phoebe: You don't need Janice for that, you've got us. We
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch.]
Janice: Actually, I should get going.
Janice: Yes! Yes! You did!
Janice: What is wrong now?!
Janice: I know! I know! And then you lose your apartment! And then you lose your job! And then your ex-wife gets married so fast! And now the coffeeahh!! Ross, we need to talk.
Janice: No-no-no, no. I'm going to talk. I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.
Janice: (starting to cry) You're a very sweet person Ross, umm, unfortunately I don't think I can take another second of you whining!!
Ross: Let-let me make sure I'm hearing this right, you're ending this with me because I'm too whiney? (Janice makes an agreeing sound.) So you're saying, I've become so whiney that I annoy you, Janice.
Janice: Well yeah!!
Janice: Are you gonna be okay?
Janice: Okay.
Janice: Oh hi! Well, I guess that's two out of three, Joey. (Laughs and exits.)
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Joey: This is Janice.
Janice: I'll see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey.
Chandler: No, Janice.
Janice: So, I hear, you hate me!
Janice: For Chandler!
JANICE: OH.....MY.....GAWD!! (Chandler rushes over and kisses her)
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Joey: Look, I don't hate Janice, she's-she's just a lot to take, you know.
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Janice: Oh, (laughs) I wish. No, you know he was just trying Ross's Hug and Roll thing.
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
Janice: We should?
Chandler: Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?
Janice: You probably want us to move in together?
Janice: Oh, you didn't have to do this.
Janice: What are you doing here?
Janice: Are you being British?!
Janice: What woman?!
Janice: Where is this party?
Janice: Who's party is it?
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Janice: Oh my Gawd, I-I understand. I-I am so sorry, Ill go. (Starts for the door.) Good-bye Monica (hugs her), I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him. Chandler, (hugs him) you call me when this goes in the pooper. (Hurries out.)
Janice: I just came up to say, "Hi!" Hi! (to Chandler) And you, sweetie, Ill see you tonight.
Janice: Oh my God.
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Joey: Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice?
Janice: Just those two!
Janice: Oh my God!!
Janice: How did you know?
Janice: Why are your eyes so white?
Janice: In the park?
Janice: The receipt.
Janice: Night-night Bing-a-ling.
Janice: I dont know.
Janice: Okay.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Janice are there.]
Janice: Wow!
Janice: You know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and... Oh... my....God.
Janice: What?
Janice: (entering) Hows my Bing-a-ling?
Janice: Good-bye Chandler Bing. (walks out with one shoe)
(Joey goes to the door, but stops and looks through the window at Janice and the Mattress King, her ex-husband, kissing.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are there. Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again.]
(A commercial for the Mattress King, Janices ex-husband, comes on TV.)
Chandler: I just saw Janice.
Janice: (standing up) Im sorry. (hugs him)
Janice: Honey, honey, people are looking.
Janice: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Janice and him are cuddling]
Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there including Janice.]
Joey: B-bye Janice. So when ya' dumpin' her.
Janice: Hey you guys, umm do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath.
Janice: Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
CHANDLER: Oh my God! (it's Janice)
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
Janice: Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer.
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table. Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another.]
CHANDLER: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh)
Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
[Scene: The airport, the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice.]
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Phoebe: No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony.
Janice: Come on over the years none of you ever y'know, got drunk and stupid.
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.
Monica: Janice?!
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye-bye.
Chandler: (to Janice) Okay. (to Joey) Joey, trade lives with me!
Janice: When?
Janice: I know! And Im just getting out of a marriage, I mean talk about meant to be!
Janice: Oh boy, I just love to sing!
Janice: Oh no! Where to? (Gasps) Too Paris?
Janice: Okay, Chandler, come on!
Phoebe: (whispering to Ross) Janice.
(Janice runs into the bedroom.)
Janice: Chandler!
Janice: (entering) Hey there Ross!
Janice: Chandler?
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
CHANDLER: Janice, you're--
Janice: No! No! I wanna see you take-off.
Janice: Oh, look at us! Who wouldve thought that Cupid had a station at 14th Street Nails. (Does the laugh)
(Janice starts to breath into it and sucks in the reciept, and then spits it out.)
Chandler: (entering, with Janice in tow) Hello!
Chandler: Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because its, its, its not gonna be easy.
Chandler: No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.