words in movies
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
CHANDLER: Ok, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky.
JANICE: And what? Missed the expression on your face? Janice likes to have her fun.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine.]
Woman: OH MY GAWD!! (Yep, you guessed it. Its Janice.)
Janice: Well, I gotta buy a vowel. Because, oh my Gawd! Who, would've thought that someday, Chandler Bing would buy me a drawer.
Joey: This is Janice.
Janice: I'll see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey.
Chandler: No, Janice.
Janice: So, I hear, you hate me!
Janice: For Chandler!
JANICE: OH.....MY.....GAWD!! (Chandler rushes over and kisses her)
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Joey: Look, I don't hate Janice, she's-she's just a lot to take, you know.
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Janice: Oh, (laughs) I wish. No, you know he was just trying Ross's Hug and Roll thing.
Janice: You probably want us to move in together?
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
Janice: We should?
Chandler: Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?
Janice: Oh, you didn't have to do this.
Janice: What are you doing here?
Janice: Are you being British?!
Janice: What woman?!
Janice: Where is this party?
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Janice: Who's party is it?
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Janice: I just came up to say, "Hi!" Hi! (to Chandler) And you, sweetie, Ill see you tonight.
Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?
Janice: Oh my Gawd, I-I understand. I-I am so sorry, Ill go. (Starts for the door.) Good-bye Monica (hugs her), I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him. Chandler, (hugs him) you call me when this goes in the pooper. (Hurries out.)
Janice: Oh my God.
Joey: Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice?
Janice: I dont know.
Janice: Just those two!
Janice: Oh my God!!
Janice: How did you know?
Janice: What?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Janice are there.]
Janice: Wow!
Janice: You know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and... Oh... my....God.
Janice: Why are your eyes so white?
Janice: In the park?
Janice: The receipt.
Janice: Night-night Bing-a-ling.
Janice: Okay.
Janice: (standing up) Im sorry. (hugs him)
Janice: (entering) Hows my Bing-a-ling?
Janice: Good-bye Chandler Bing. (walks out with one shoe)
(A commercial for the Mattress King, Janices ex-husband, comes on TV.)
Chandler: I just saw Janice.
(Joey goes to the door, but stops and looks through the window at Janice and the Mattress King, her ex-husband, kissing.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are there. Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again.]
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Janice: Honey, honey, people are looking.
Janice: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there including Janice.]
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Janice and him are cuddling]
Janice: Hey you guys, umm do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath.
Joey: B-bye Janice. So when ya' dumpin' her.
CHANDLER: Oh my God! (it's Janice)
Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
Janice: Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me.
CHANDLER: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!
Janice: Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer.
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table. Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another.]
Chandler: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh)
Janice: Come on over the years none of you ever y'know, got drunk and stupid.
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Janice: Actually, I should get going.
Phoebe: No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony.
[Scene: The airport, the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice.]
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Monica: Janice?!
Janice: Oh boy, I just love to sing!
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye-bye.
Janice: Oh no! Where to? (Gasps) Too Paris?
Janice: When?
Janice: Chandler!
Janice: I know! And Im just getting out of a marriage, I mean talk about meant to be!
Phoebe: (whispering to Ross) Janice.
Janice: (entering) Hey there Ross!
Chandler: (to Janice) Okay. (to Joey) Joey, trade lives with me!
Janice: Okay, Chandler, come on!
(Janice runs into the bedroom.)
Janice: Chandler?
Chandler: Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because its, its, its not gonna be easy.