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Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
Joey: Chandler, you have to start getting over her. All right, if you play, you get some fresh air, maybe itll take your mind off Janice, and if you dont play, everyone will be mad at you cause the teams wont be even. Come on.
Chandler: The ball is Janice. The ball is Janice. (goes to kick the ball but kicks Rosss foot instead.)
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Janice: Come on over the years none of you ever y'know, got drunk and stupid.
Phoebe: No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony.
[Scene: The airport, the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice.]
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
Janice: Actually, I should get going.
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Janice: Bye.
Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.
Monica: Janice?!
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye.
Janice: Bye-bye.
Janice: When?
Janice: I know! And Im just getting out of a marriage, I mean talk about meant to be!
Janice: Oh boy, I just love to sing!
Janice: Oh no! Where to? (Gasps) Too Paris?
Chandler: (to Janice) Okay. (to Joey) Joey, trade lives with me!
Phoebe: (whispering to Ross) Janice.
Janice: (entering) Hey there Ross!
Janice: Okay, Chandler, come on!
(Janice runs into the bedroom.)
Janice: Chandler?
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Janice: Chandler!
Janice: No! No! I wanna see you take-off.
Chandler: (entering, with Janice in tow) Hello!
CHANDLER: Janice, you're--
Chandler: Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. Janice.
Chandler: Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because its, its, its not gonna be easy.
Chandler: No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.
(Janice starts to breath into it and sucks in the reciept, and then spits it out.)
Joey: Why dont you ask Chandler, cause hes the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin over Janice by groping my sister.
Janice: Oh, look at us! Who wouldve thought that Cupid had a station at 14th Street Nails. (Does the laugh)
Janice: Oh. Well, Ill right you everyday. (Reading the address) 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.
Janice: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. Ill wait for you. Do you even know how long youre going to be gone?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner]
Janice: Here, Ross, take our picture. (Hands him a camera and he starts snapping) Smile! You're on Janice Camera!
Janice: All right. Well, there you go. (she gets extremely wound up, and begins to try and calm herself down) Stop it, stop it, stop it.
Chandler: I talked to Janice.
Janice: On no! No! Its not good-bye, Im not leaving until you get on that plane.
Janice: (Ross is still taking their photo) Oh, I'm gonna blow this one up, and I'm gonna write 'Reunited' in glitter.
Rachel: Ross! Janice?!
Janice: Ohh, well when you said all you were going to be doing between now and the time you leave is packing, you didnt really leave me much choice. Did you?
Janice: All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we've got to do something about our little situation here Joey. So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!]
Phoebe: You don't need Janice for that, you've got us. We
Janice: Yeah, Im riding the alimony pony. (Does the now famous laugh.)
Janice: What is wrong now?!
Janice: Yes! Yes! You did!
Janice: Are you gonna be okay?
Janice: Okay.
Janice: Well yeah!!
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Chandler: Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean, it's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing. You're like the boom, boom, (Chandler flails his hand out and hits Janice in the eye)... boom.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch.]
Janice: We're baack!
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! (Janice leaves, Chandler then calls Janice to leave a message on her machine) Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street. (runs out the door)
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
Ross: Okay, for instance. Let's say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options. Option number 1 she'll take a cab home from the airport. Option 2 is you can meet her at baggage claim. Which do you do?
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Janice: Hi! Hi sweetheart! This is my husband Sid, I dont think youve met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid. I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologists office. Thank God for adult acne huh? (Does the laugh.)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
Janice: No-no-no, no. I'm going to talk. I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.
Janice: Please, its because otherwise I really dont know what I might do.
Janice: No, I-I-I gotta go. (she starts to walk away, but Chandler doesnt let her go.)
[The final one is from Episode 607: The One Where Phoebe Runs, Joey has been trying to repel Janice and sees its not working to his liking so hes confronting her about the sexual tension.]
Janice: Oh, too soon, too schmoon. Face it honey, I am not letting you get away this time.
Janice: Whats the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay?
Janice: Oh, I cannot believe hes using our divorce to sell mattresses.
Janice: Oh, are you sure? Really? Because you know, you could make little puppets out of them, and you could use them in your theater of cruelty.
Chandler: All right, Janice, likes him. In fact she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler wakes up, and finds someone else's hand on his chest. He rolls over and is shocked to see Janice there.]
Chandler: Janice?!
Chandler: Janice?
Joey: Hey! (Sees Janice.) Ah!! (Janice screams in surprise.)
Chandler: Ok, Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least there's no new way for me to tell you this. I just don't things are gonna work out.
Janice: Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN!!! (laughs)
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
Janice: Oh.... my.... God.
Janice: You seek me out. Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn. Janice, Janice. You want me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know it. You just don't know you know it. See ya.
Chandler: Okay, well. Janice said 'Hi, do I look fat today?' And I, I looked at her....
Janice: I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so. I'll see you later sweetheart, you too Chandler. (laughs)
Janice: So, whos the lucky guy?
Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
Janice: So, do we have the best friends or what?
(Suddenly they hear Janice laughing, and it ruins the moment.)
Janice: He does?
Janice: Chandler?
Janice: Okay! (She runs for the bathroom)
Janice: Why not?
Monica: (To Chandler) Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice arent they?
Janice: Why?
Monica: Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?
Chandler: Janice, Im sorry but umm, you cant stay here tonight.
Janice: Oh, my god, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.
(Theres a knock on the door and Janice enters.)
Janice: (notices Monicas engagement ring) Ohh! What is that on your finger?! Im blind!
Janice: This is so fun. This is like a reunion in the hall.
Janice: Oh well thats what I thought about my first husband, now Im lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.
Janice: I should just go on to happier things, okay? Umm, why dont you tell about your lovely wedding?