words in movies
Monica: What?! You slept with Jason?
Phoebe: Oh, Jason? Yeah, uh-huh, we're seeing each other tonight.
Jason: Yeah, and neither did we. Give yourself a break.
Phoebe: Jason is not a sissy!
Jason: W-w-w-wait! Why?!
Jason: No, no?
Jason: Whoa!
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second date, Jason.]
Phoebe: (knocks on the door) Jason?
Jason: (to Phoebe) I-I cant believe this! You-youve slept with him?!
Jason: (going up to her) Hey. I was
Jason: What?!
Jason: I was passin by and I saw that you were playing tonight, its kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)
Jason: Ahh-ahh, we'd better call the fire department!
Jason: You have?
Jason: Yeah, come on in.
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, we've got a bit of an emergency here...Jason Costalano is choking on his retainer.
Monica: So then, are you going to dump Jason?
(She goes in, and sees Jason without his shirt. It turns out that he has a great body too, and is at a loss for words.)
Jason: Y'know Phoebe, Im gonna make this real easy for you. (walks out)
[Scene: Jasons apartment, Phoebe has gone to break up with Jason.]
Jason: ...and I know I'll never miss doing it, but I gotta tell you, it's pretty cool knowing that you're making a difference in a kid's life.
Ross: Yeah, how does Jason look in a v-neck?
Phoebe: (singing) Crazy underwear, creepin up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. Youll get through this; youll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Jason Greenstein's gagging.
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
Jason: Yeah. I mean y'know, we havent been going out that long. Come on, we havent even slept together yet. Huh.
Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, its just Jasons so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive its just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!
Jason: So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anything wrong?
Phoebe: Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and Okay so Jason is sensitive, (holds up one finger) but now sos Vince (holds up one finger on her other hand) Plus, Vince has the body y'know? (holds up two more fingers on the Vince side) So Its really just about the math.
[Cut to Earls office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebes and Earls offices with each of their lines.]