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Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.
RACHEL: It's just this thing. Every year we would go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks. Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big. My sister Jill would be throwing up over the side and my dad would be upset becasue nobody was helping and then when we did help he would scream at us for doing it wrong. But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up, you know, and it'd get really cold, and we would all just sort of smush under this one blanket. It never occured to anybody to bring another one. And now it's just...
Joey: (to everyone) Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (on phone) Chandler, listen. (says something intentionally garbled)
Chandler: She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (pause) Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!
Jill: Oh no-no-no, hes just I dont know, hes just a little bookish.
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
Jill: Yeah but it wasnt for me, it was for a friend.
Jill: (covers her eyes and starts crying) Im sorry Rachel, Im sorry
Jill: (To Ross) And you! I throw myself at you and you say no, how gay are you?
Chandler: Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.
Rachel: Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I cant find her anywhere.
Jill: Youll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didnt even tell me why!
Donny: Ok Henrietta, you've picked Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jill: (on phone) Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule.
Jill: My God, you're choking! (she runs over and gives him the Heimlich, the gum flies from his mouth) That better?
Jill: (on phone) Hi Mom, it's Jill.
Jill: Are you alright?
Jill: Would you like some gum?
Jill: (checks) Sorry, it's not.
Jill: (awkwardly) Would you like to call somebody? (offering phone)
Jill: Perfection?
Jill: Well, this has been fun.
Jill: Ready? (she swings the pen around her head in a circle)
(Chandler strides proudly across the vestibule and Jill stares at him.)
Jill: No, you've got to whip it.
Jill: Right! But, I am sorry.
Jill: Chandler, we've been here for an hour doing this! Now watch, it's easy.
Jill: Totally, I love them! And, maybe you could finish telling me about all the different kinds of sand.
Jill: (entering) I dont want to talk about it.
Written by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Jill: Seeing some more of your super-cool slides.
Jill: Hes the kind of guy youre friends with, yknow? But hes not the kind of guy you date. Hes the kind of guy youd date because you did. Me, not so much.
Chandler: (starts crying) I-I cant believe Jills gone. (They all look at him.) I cant help it, I opened a gate.
(Chandler waits until Jill is looking, then starts to blow a bubble. But instead of blow one, he accidentally spits the gum out of his mouth and hits the wall.)
Jill: (on phone) I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy.
Phoebe: No. No. Its just I was umm, I was with Ross and Jill after you left and umm, Im pretty sure I saw a little spark between them.
Written by: Jill Condon & Any Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Jill: That he wouldnt pay for my lawyer! Then he told me to come here and learn about the value of money from the one daughter hes actually proud off.
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Ross: Hi Jill.
Jill: Hi!
Jill: Oh my God, Rachel!
Rachel: Oh my God, Jill!
Rachel: Jill?
Phoebe: Sorry Jill.
Jill: So who made her queen of the world?
Jill: Hey!
Jill: No! They did! (Points to Phoebe and Ross)
Jill: Fine, then lets just say hes not my type.
Jill: She took all my stuff.
Jill: You stop!
Rachel: With Ross and Jill?
Rachel: With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross?
Jill: No you stop!
Jill: (entering) Sorry Im late, whats up?
Jill: You think so too?
Jill: Yeah.
Jill: Me go out with Ross?! No! God no! What would make you think that?
Jill: No! I mean hes nice.
Jill: Its yours!
Jill: (entering) Hi!
Jill: Hey!
(We see that Ross is returning to his apartment with Jill.)
(We see that Ross is taking off Jills coat.)
Jill: Why?!
Jill: I dont understand, do you want to go out with Ross?
Jill: Why are you so jealous of me?
Jill: Who?!
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Jill: What?
Rachel: She-she died Jill.
Ross: Sorry-sorry Jill.
Jill: (laughs) Me too.
Jill: Really?!
Ross: (entering) Hi Jill!
[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters.]
Jill: Its probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesnt like the way I dressNo that cant be it. Its really gotta be the smart thing. Oh Im so stupid! Im just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!
Jill: Hey!
Jill: You dont want him, but you dont want me to have him?
Jill: You asked him too?!
Jill: Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical!
Jill: Oh great! Thanks Ross, youre such a good friend!
Jill: But you know what might really cheer me up?
Jill: So? (Kisses him passionately.)
Ross: You take care Jill.
Jill: (happily) Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Jill: (hits him) Shut up! I did not sound like that at all!
Rachel: Jill this is not about me being jealous of you! This is about you being a brat! Wanting what you cant have!
Jill: Cant have?! Excuse me, the only thing I cant have is dairy! (Starts to storm out.)
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica.]
Jill: Yeah. Ooh, I know what this is missing! Alcohol!
Jill: Okay, I bought a boat.
Ross: (To Rachel) You uh, you may have been right about Jill.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Jill enters.]