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Chandler: Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe.
Ross: Whats up with the greed Joe?
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
Joey: (Writes it down) Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Chandler: Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?
Chandler: Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break.
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, Joe.
Dina: Joe, mom and dad are fine
Chandler: Okay, well Im gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. Youre 32! (Exits)
Ross: Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. (singing) 'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi.
Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, heres the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)
CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!
Chandler: Im sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why dont you uh, lift up your shirt? (He does.) Take a look at this kiddo. (Alex finally starts crying.) We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!
Joey: Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.
Chandler: (entering with his ringing phone) Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
Rachel: (quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?
Mr. Tribbiani: Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.
Carol: G. I. Joe. G. I. Joe?!
Joey and Ross: Go Joe!!!
Chandler: Thats not a state Joe.
Chandler: Oh, good job Joe.
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
Rachel: G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that?
Chandler: Always illegal Joe.
The Director: Joe. Hows it going?
Chandler: Hey Joe.
Chandler: Excellent hole, Joe.
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!
Chandler: He will, Joe.
Ross: Well, you shouldve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, hes like Joe Rugby.
Chandler: Hey Joe! We've got a couple of things we've got to check out at the new house. You want to come with us?
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Frank Sr.: (Seeing the look on her face) Y'know what? Strike that. My name uh, actually is-is Joe. Uh, Joe umm, Hill.
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Chandler: (entering from his bedroom) Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Ross: That's okay, Joe.
Chandler: (goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)
Ross: (running into the hall, in slow motion) You'll never get me, Joe!!! (he then pretends that he gets shot repeatedly and falls back against Joey and Chandler's door, dead.)
Chandler: Hi, Joe.
Rachel: What's up Joe?
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
Chandler: See Joe, we want you to tell stories but yknow, romantic stories. Nice stories.
Chandler: Well, you dont look good Joe.
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding
Ross: Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?
Chandler: Joe?
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Chandler: Its not charity, Joe
Chandler: (Pause) Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
Chandler: Hey Joe whats up?
Ross: Yeah! Good for you Joe!
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Frank Sr.: Shh! (Whispers) No! Joe Hill!
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Chandler: Joe?
Chandler: Look Joe, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high.
Rachel: Yeah, I dont think so Joe.
Chandler: Joe
Chandler: Joey! Joe! (Sees that hes not here and starts investigating. He picks up the bag of chips.) Full bag. (He picks up the beer.) Beers still cold. Something terrible mustve happened here! (He decides its not that important; sits down on Rosita, and the back falls off causing him to flip over.) Oh no-no-no-no-no-no! (Runs over to Stevie.) Stevie, I was never here! (Runs out.)
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Monica: Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Estelle: (on the other end) Joe! Im glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!
Phoebe: Thats great Joe!
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Dina: Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25 like you did!
Ross: Thanks. And-and hey Joe?
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on Joe?
Chandler: Nice job Joe! Youre quite the craftsmen.
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Rachel: (looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.
Chandler: Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?
Ross: Not using it right, Joe.
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Ross: Joe Im not kidding
Chandler: Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!
CHANDLER: What's up Joe?
CHANDLER: There's nobody here Joe.
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
Chandler: Where you going, Joe?
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Chandler: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.
Ross and Chandler: Come on! Joe!
Ross: Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!
Chandler: Work, Joe!
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Joey: Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe...
Chandler: Hey Joe!