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Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Chandler: Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break.
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, Joe.
Dina: Joe, mom and dad are fine
Chandler: Okay, well Im gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. Youre 32! (Exits)
Chandler: Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?
Ross: Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. (singing) 'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi.
Chandler: Im sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why dont you uh, lift up your shirt? (He does.) Take a look at this kiddo. (Alex finally starts crying.) We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!
Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, heres the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)
CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!
Joey: Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.
Chandler: (entering with his ringing phone) Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
Rachel: (quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?
Mr. Tribbiani: Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.
Chandler: Oh, good job Joe.
Joey and Ross: Go Joe!!!
Carol: G. I. Joe. G. I. Joe?!
Chandler: Always illegal Joe.
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Rachel: G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that?
Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
The Director: Joe. Hows it going?
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!
Chandler: Excellent hole, Joe.
Chandler: Thats not a state Joe.
Chandler: Hey Joe.
Ross: Well, you shouldve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, hes like Joe Rugby.
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Chandler: Hey Joe! We've got a couple of things we've got to check out at the new house. You want to come with us?
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Chandler: He will, Joe.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Ross: That's okay, Joe.
Chandler: (entering from his bedroom) Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!
Ross: (running into the hall, in slow motion) You'll never get me, Joe!!! (he then pretends that he gets shot repeatedly and falls back against Joey and Chandler's door, dead.)
Chandler: (goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)
Frank Sr.: (Seeing the look on her face) Y'know what? Strike that. My name uh, actually is-is Joe. Uh, Joe umm, Hill.
Rachel: What's up Joe?
Chandler: Hi, Joe.
Chandler: See Joe, we want you to tell stories but yknow, romantic stories. Nice stories.
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
Chandler: (Pause) Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.
Chandler: Joe?
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Chandler: Its not charity, Joe
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding
Ross: Yeah! Good for you Joe!
Chandler: Hey Joe whats up?
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Ross: Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Chandler: Joe?
Chandler: Look Joe, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high.
Frank Sr.: Shh! (Whispers) No! Joe Hill!
Chandler: Well, you dont look good Joe.
Rachel: Yeah, I dont think so Joe.
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Chandler: Joey! Joe! (Sees that hes not here and starts investigating. He picks up the bag of chips.) Full bag. (He picks up the beer.) Beers still cold. Something terrible mustve happened here! (He decides its not that important; sits down on Rosita, and the back falls off causing him to flip over.) Oh no-no-no-no-no-no! (Runs over to Stevie.) Stevie, I was never here! (Runs out.)
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Chandler: Joe
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Monica: Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
Estelle: (on the other end) Joe! Im glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Phoebe: Thats great Joe!
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Dina: Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25 like you did!
Ross: Thanks. And-and hey Joe?
Chandler: Nice job Joe! Youre quite the craftsmen.
Rachel: (looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
Ross: Not using it right, Joe.
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on Joe?
Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.
Chandler: Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
CHANDLER: What's up Joe?
Chandler: Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!
Ross: Joe Im not kidding
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
CHANDLER: There's nobody here Joe.
Chandler: Where you going, Joe?
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Chandler: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.
Ross and Chandler: Come on! Joe!
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!
Ross: Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?
Chandler: Work, Joe!
Rachel: Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.
Chandler: Joe, I told you, you're just not right for the part.
Chandler: Joe...
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Joey: Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe...
Angela: Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let's just be friends, so guess what?
Chandler: Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe.