words in movies
Joey: Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big. (Waitress looks at him funny) Which I'm not.
Chandler: Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?
Joey: (Writes it down) Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Chandler: Joe
Monica: Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
Estelle: (on the other end) Joe! Im glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Phoebe: Thats great Joe!
Ross: Thanks. And-and hey Joe?
Rachel: (looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Dina: Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25 like you did!
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on Joe?
Chandler: Nice job Joe! Youre quite the craftsmen.
Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
Chandler: Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Ross: Joe Im not kidding
CHANDLER: What's up Joe?
Ross: Not using it right, Joe.
Chandler: Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!
Chandler: Where you going, Joe?
CHANDLER: There's nobody here Joe.
Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
Chandler: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.
Ross: Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?
Ross and Chandler: Come on! Joe!
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Chandler: Joe, I told you, you're just not right for the part.
Chandler: Joe...
Chandler: Work, Joe!
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Angela: Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let's just be friends, so guess what?
Rachel: Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.
Joey: Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe...
Chandler: Yes, Joe?
Phoebe: Uh, Joe?
Chandler: (nods in appreciation) Shovely Joe!
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Ross: It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility!
Chandler: (Tries to hug Joey but J. moves away) What's the matter Joe?
Monica: (sliding into Joeys place on the couch to try and talk to Phoebe) Huh? Whatd ya say Joe? Ill be right there. (gets up and joins Joey)
Chandler: Hey Joe! How's the second draft of the letter coming?
CHANDLER: Game's tomorrow night Joe.
Rachel: Ok, let’s work from the top down! (Joey nods, but then puzzled because he does not get it) Just work the bra, Joe!
Rachel: Oh, okay. Is that what you want to do? You wanna go over and give a little shout out to the old, hot chickas? Okay, lets do that Sailor Joe. Quick question though, (grabs some of the rigging) whats this called?
Mike: (gets up) Joe, I love Phoebe. She's the single most important thing in my life. I'd die before I let anything happen to her.
Chandler: Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe.
Chandler: Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked (holds up one hand), or, or a big tub of jam. (holds up the other hand)
Rachel: Not working with me, Joe! Here's the thing: lately I have been having thoughts (pauses) musings, if you will!
Chandler: Hey Joe! I was just watching a movie-e-e (Notices that the TV is turned off.)
Ross: I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!
Ross: Whats up with the greed Joe?
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Chandler: See Joe, not that thats not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Yknow, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!
Chandler: Are you sure Joe? Are you sure you're not just a sex addict?
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
Chandler: OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. (Turns around and sees that Joey isn't there.) Joe? (Hears giggling coming from a box) Well, I guess Joey went home. Oh and look, there's still one box that I have to unpack. (Hears the giggling again)
Chandler: Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break.
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Chandler: Im sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why dont you uh, lift up your shirt? (He does.) Take a look at this kiddo. (Alex finally starts crying.) We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!
Dina: Joe, mom and dad are fine
Chandler: Okay, well Im gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. Youre 32! (Exits)
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, Joe.
Ross: Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. (singing) 'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi.
Carol: G. I. Joe. G. I. Joe?!
Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, heres the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)
Chandler: (entering with his ringing phone) Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
Joey and Ross: Go Joe!!!
CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!
Joey: Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.
Mr. Tribbiani: Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.
Rachel: (quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?
Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
Chandler: Oh, good job Joe.
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Chandler: Hey Joe! We've got a couple of things we've got to check out at the new house. You want to come with us?
Chandler: Always illegal Joe.
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!
Chandler: Hey Joe.
Rachel: G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that?
The Director: Joe. Hows it going?
Chandler: Thats not a state Joe.
Chandler: Excellent hole, Joe.
Ross: Well, you shouldve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, hes like Joe Rugby.
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Chandler: He will, Joe.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Chandler: (entering from his bedroom) Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!
Chandler: Hi, Joe.
Ross: That's okay, Joe.