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Chandler: (entering with his ringing phone) Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.
Ross: Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. (singing) 'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi.
Rachel: G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that?
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Joey and Ross: Go Joe!!!
Ross: (running into the hall, in slow motion) You'll never get me, Joe!!! (he then pretends that he gets shot repeatedly and falls back against Joey and Chandler's door, dead.)
Carol: G. I. Joe. G. I. Joe?!
Chandler: Okay, well Im gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. Youre 32! (Exits)
Chandler: Im sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why dont you uh, lift up your shirt? (He does.) Take a look at this kiddo. (Alex finally starts crying.) We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!
CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!
Mr. Tribbiani: Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.
Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, heres the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)
Joey: Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.
Rachel: (quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?
Chandler: Oh, good job Joe.
The Director: Joe. Hows it going?
Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
Chandler: Always illegal Joe.
Chandler: Thats not a state Joe.
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Chandler: Excellent hole, Joe.
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!
Ross: Well, you shouldve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, hes like Joe Rugby.
Chandler: Hey Joe.
Chandler: Hey Joe! We've got a couple of things we've got to check out at the new house. You want to come with us?
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Chandler: He will, Joe.
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Frank Sr.: (Seeing the look on her face) Y'know what? Strike that. My name uh, actually is-is Joe. Uh, Joe umm, Hill.
Chandler: (goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)
Chandler: (entering from his bedroom) Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!
Ross: That's okay, Joe.
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
Chandler: Hi, Joe.
Rachel: What's up Joe?
Chandler: See Joe, we want you to tell stories but yknow, romantic stories. Nice stories.
Chandler: (Pause) Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.
Chandler: Joe?
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Chandler: Its not charity, Joe
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
Chandler: Hey Joe whats up?
Chandler: Well, you dont look good Joe.
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Ross: Yeah! Good for you Joe!
Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding
Ross: Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?
Frank Sr.: Shh! (Whispers) No! Joe Hill!
Chandler: Joe?
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Chandler: Look Joe, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high.
Ross: Thanks. And-and hey Joe?
Rachel: Yeah, I dont think so Joe.
Chandler: Joey! Joe! (Sees that hes not here and starts investigating. He picks up the bag of chips.) Full bag. (He picks up the beer.) Beers still cold. Something terrible mustve happened here! (He decides its not that important; sits down on Rosita, and the back falls off causing him to flip over.) Oh no-no-no-no-no-no! (Runs over to Stevie.) Stevie, I was never here! (Runs out.)
Monica: Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Phoebe: Thats great Joe!
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Chandler: Joe
Estelle: (on the other end) Joe! Im glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Dina: Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25 like you did!
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Chandler: Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?
Chandler: Nice job Joe! Youre quite the craftsmen.
Rachel: (looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on Joe?
CHANDLER: What's up Joe?
Ross: Not using it right, Joe.
Ross: Joe Im not kidding
Chandler: Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
CHANDLER: There's nobody here Joe.
Ross and Chandler: Come on! Joe!
Chandler: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.
Chandler: Where you going, Joe?
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Chandler: Work, Joe!
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Ross: Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Chandler: Joe, I told you, you're just not right for the part.
Chandler: Joe...
Angela: Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let's just be friends, so guess what?
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Joey: Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe...
Rachel: Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.
Chandler: Hey Joe! How's the second draft of the letter coming?
Phoebe: Uh, Joe?
Chandler: (nods in appreciation) Shovely Joe!
Chandler: Yes, Joe?
Rachel: Ok, let’s work from the top down! (Joey nods, but then puzzled because he does not get it) Just work the bra, Joe!
CHANDLER: Game's tomorrow night Joe.
Mike: (gets up) Joe, I love Phoebe. She's the single most important thing in my life. I'd die before I let anything happen to her.
Rachel: Oh, okay. Is that what you want to do? You wanna go over and give a little shout out to the old, hot chickas? Okay, lets do that Sailor Joe. Quick question though, (grabs some of the rigging) whats this called?
Chandler: Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked (holds up one hand), or, or a big tub of jam. (holds up the other hand)
Chandler: (Tries to hug Joey but J. moves away) What's the matter Joe?
Chandler: Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe.
Ross: It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility!