words in movies
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Chandler: Always illegal Joe.
The Director: Joe. Hows it going?
Chandler: Thats not a state Joe.
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!
Chandler: Excellent hole, Joe.
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Chandler: Hey Joe.
Ross: Well, you shouldve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, hes like Joe Rugby.
Chandler: Hey Joe! We've got a couple of things we've got to check out at the new house. You want to come with us?
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Chandler: He will, Joe.
Chandler: (entering from his bedroom) Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Ross: That's okay, Joe.
Rachel: What's up Joe?
Chandler: (goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)
Chandler: Hi, Joe.
Frank Sr.: (Seeing the look on her face) Y'know what? Strike that. My name uh, actually is-is Joe. Uh, Joe umm, Hill.
Chandler: See Joe, we want you to tell stories but yknow, romantic stories. Nice stories.
Ross: (running into the hall, in slow motion) You'll never get me, Joe!!! (he then pretends that he gets shot repeatedly and falls back against Joey and Chandler's door, dead.)
Chandler: Joe?
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
Chandler: Its not charity, Joe
Chandler: (Pause) Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Chandler: Hey Joe whats up?
Frank Sr.: Shh! (Whispers) No! Joe Hill!
Ross: Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
Ross: Yeah! Good for you Joe!
Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding
Chandler: Look Joe, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high.
Chandler: Well, you dont look good Joe.
Chandler: Joe?
Rachel: Yeah, I dont think so Joe.
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Chandler: Joey! Joe! (Sees that hes not here and starts investigating. He picks up the bag of chips.) Full bag. (He picks up the beer.) Beers still cold. Something terrible mustve happened here! (He decides its not that important; sits down on Rosita, and the back falls off causing him to flip over.) Oh no-no-no-no-no-no! (Runs over to Stevie.) Stevie, I was never here! (Runs out.)
Estelle: (on the other end) Joe! Im glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!
Chandler: Joe
Monica: Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Dina: Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25 like you did!
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Phoebe: Thats great Joe!
Ross: Thanks. And-and hey Joe?
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Rachel: (looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
Chandler: Nice job Joe! Youre quite the craftsmen.
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on Joe?
Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.
Chandler: Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?
Ross: Joe Im not kidding
Ross: Not using it right, Joe.
Chandler: Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!
CHANDLER: What's up Joe?
CHANDLER: There's nobody here Joe.
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
Chandler: Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.
Chandler: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.
Chandler: Where you going, Joe?
Ross: Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!
Ross and Chandler: Come on! Joe!
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Chandler: Joe, I told you, you're just not right for the part.
Rachel: It's open! (Joey walks in) Hi, Joe!
Chandler: Work, Joe!
Chandler: Joe...
Angela: Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let's just be friends, so guess what?
Chandler: Hey Joe!
Chandler: Yes, Joe?
Rachel: Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Joey: Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe...
Rachel: Ok, let’s work from the top down! (Joey nods, but then puzzled because he does not get it) Just work the bra, Joe!
Phoebe: Uh, Joe?
Chandler: (nods in appreciation) Shovely Joe!
Chandler: Hey Joe! How's the second draft of the letter coming?
CHANDLER: Game's tomorrow night Joe.
Rachel: Oh, okay. Is that what you want to do? You wanna go over and give a little shout out to the old, hot chickas? Okay, lets do that Sailor Joe. Quick question though, (grabs some of the rigging) whats this called?
Mike: (gets up) Joe, I love Phoebe. She's the single most important thing in my life. I'd die before I let anything happen to her.
Ross: It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility!
Chandler: Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe.
Chandler: Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked (holds up one hand), or, or a big tub of jam. (holds up the other hand)
Chandler: (Tries to hug Joey but J. moves away) What's the matter Joe?
Chandler: See Joe, not that thats not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Yknow, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!
Chandler: Hey Joe! I was just watching a movie-e-e (Notices that the TV is turned off.)
Rachel: Not working with me, Joe! Here's the thing: lately I have been having thoughts (pauses) musings, if you will!
Ross: I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!
Monica: (sliding into Joeys place on the couch to try and talk to Phoebe) Huh? Whatd ya say Joe? Ill be right there. (gets up and joins Joey)
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Joey: Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big. (Waitress looks at him funny) Which I'm not.