words in movies
Joey: Wow! This girl is good.
Joey: (to Leslie) So ah, Phoebe tells us you write jingles.
Joey: (to Leslie) Ah, anything we might of heard of?
Monica, Ross, and Joey: (joining in) Home is Home Star stew.
Joey: (to Phoebe) Wow, that was kinda brutal.
Joey: Ah, he cant make it, he said he had to his... (sees Ginger) Whoa-oh! (hides behind the coat rack.)
Ginger: Joey? Joey Tribbiani?
(She walks over behind the coat rack, but Joey picks it up and moves it so that hes still behind it, and she cant see him.)
Ginger: Joey I can see you okay? Youre hiding behind the coats.
(Joey puts his finger over his mouth to tell Ross to keep quiet. Ginger looks at Monica who looks away and leave.)
Joey: Phew, close one.
Joey: (entering) Hey.
Joey: Is ah, is Chandler around?
Joey: Oooh.
Joey: Nooo. No, no, ah, are you sure it wasnt something that sounded like Ginger, like ah, Gingeer?
Joey: Aww, man. Thats the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out hes my roommate, shes gonna tell him what I did.
Joey: What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I cant, I cant tell you that, its like the most awful, horrible thing Ive ever done my whole life.
Joey: All right!! Okay, it was like four years ago. Okay, Ginger and I had gone out a few times, and then this one weekend, we went up to her Dads cabin. Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper. Well that night, I cooked this really romantic dinner....
Joey: I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log.
Joey: I wish. See, I guess another thing I probably shouldve told you about Ginger is that she kinda has a ah, artificial leg.
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Joey: I ran!!
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Chandler: Joey told you about the leg, huh?
Joey: (entering from his bedroom) Morning.
Joey: (to Chandler) Heard about the leg burnin huh?
Joey: Listen, I ah, I know its a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV.]
Joey: Yeah. You okay?
Joey: Yeah.
Joey: Where have you been?
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
The Waiter: (To Joey) And for you sir?
The Waiter: Actually were out of the lobster ravioli. (Putting Joeys menu under his arm.)
Joey: Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
Joey: Whats the rush? What?
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, what is it?
Phoebe: God Joey, this is taking forever!
Joey: Fine!
Joey: Fine!
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Joey: (laughing sarcastically) Ok, Rach!
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
[Scene: The Set, the girl is still dancing with Joey.]
Chandler: Joey got meat sauce on the banister again! (He goes into the bathroom to wash his hands.)
Joey: Just casually slip it in, yknow lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, Im a lonerNo! An outlaw! Tell her she doesnt want to get mixed up with the likes of me.
Joey: Good night! (they give each other a kiss again, but this time it lasts longer)
Joey: All right. Hey, but it better make me look really, really good. (Starts for his room.) Oh, and another thing, the video camera? Nice!!
(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)
Joey: How ya doin?
Joey: There was a seen in Footloose...
Joey: Anything I can do? Whatever you need.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters.]
Terry: Im sorry Joey thats thats the way it is.
Joey: (looking through his binoculars at a nearby building) Yknow what else makes you wonder?
Joey: (standing up) Yknow, theres two women dude.
Joey: Then why are you wearing Monicas jacket?
Rachel: Oh. (They leave, leaving just Joey and Ross.)
Joey: (whispering) Ross!
Ross: Joey!
Joey: Come here, check this out!
Ross: What? Is it the comet? (Runs over to where Joeys standing.)
Joey: (annoyed) I dont know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Ross: (he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.
Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)
Joey: Come on!
JOEY: [sings] It may not be a bed of roses.
Joey: (with his mouth full) Oh yeah, sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever, I dont know (Grabs the note.)
Joey: (mocks him, in a whiney voice) look both ways before you cross the street. (Turns and walks headlong into the closed door.)
Joey: (jumping up and removing the bandages) Im back baby! Ha-ha-ha!
Joey: Yes! I will have the lobster ravioli.
Joey: No.
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like were even!
Rachel: Well yknow, we did other stuff too. (Joey and Chandler start to giggle.)
Joey: I can't believe I won.
CHANDLER: Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down.]
Joey: Yeah? Really? No ones home?
Joey: Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
Ross: Well, Im gonna lie to you Joey, its a possibility.
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: All right! Just hurry up!
Joey: Dont worry about that man, that happens.
Joey: Face to face, yeah!
Joey: I think face to face.
Joey: All right.
Joey: Hi.
Joey: (angrily) Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!
Joey: Yknow, when we talked about face to face, I dont think we thought it all the way through.
(Ross continues south and his now wrapped around Joeys legs.)
Joey: Hey.
Joey: No. No. No.
Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?
Joey: What are you doing?
Joey: No. Rosita does not move.
Joey: Thats true.
Rachel: Joey, Joey I am so sorry.
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is entering.]
Rachel: Ooh, this is soo sweet, Joey our little twinkle-toes.
Joey: (entering, dejectedly) Hey.
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Joey: Okay, but I dont see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons.
Joey: Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair.]
Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco.
Joey: No I wont.
Joey: Because, I know what I like and what I dont like! Its not the same thing!
Joey: Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer pinhead!?"
Joey: Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready.
Joey: I dont know why you say that so soon.
Rachel: Joey, I really dont
Joey: No its not weird, its a miracle!
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Joey: Someone like an angel?
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
Joey: Miracle!
Rachel: Its not a miracle Joey! Im sure theres some explanation.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey and Phoebe are there. There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment. Also, there are boxes all over the apartment. Joey is working on something on the coffee table.]
(Ross pauses and looks at him, Joey motions for him to hurry up.)
Anchorwoman: (on TV) While most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. (Joey is intrigued by the idea) Unfortunately, the sad fact remains that most of these little guys wont live to see the fourth of July. (Joey starts to call a place to buy a little baby chick) Because of as a result of improper care, they will be dead.
Phoebe: (shes strumming something) Yeah? (Joey nods yes.) Okay, I think Ill play it at the wedding.
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Kristen: Joey!
Joey: No. Really?
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing.]
Joey: Fine.