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[Scene: Central Perk - Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas. Joey enters]
Joey: Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?
Joey: Alright!
Joey: (abashed) A place to entertain my lady friends.
Joey: (even more abashed) A place to eat spaghetti.
Joey: Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they don't sell tickets here in New York, so...
Joey: (hesitates for a moment)Yeah Connecticut...Not West Virginia.
Joey: Uh!
Joey: Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this?
Joey: I like those odds!
Chandler: Kinda like Joey.
Joey: (who wasn't paying attention)What's that now?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen]
Joey: (sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! (Starts yelling) Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?
Rachel: Joey relax! My mother picked her up two hours ago. You were there!
Joey: (not yelling anymore)I was?
Joey: I did?
Joey: Oh yeah! The casserole lady.
Joey: Ooh! Tough odds!
Joey: (smiling)Look who's coming around!
Joey: (excited)Did you get it?
Joey: (Still excited)By you!?
Joey: I'll do it!! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine.
(Phoebe and Joey both grab one side of the wishbone)
Joey: I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! Else...you know...won't come true!
Joey: Can't really say!
Joey: (slightly irritated)I'm not really comfortable with these questions!
Joey: I won, hey!
Joey: Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "invest it"? I meant "be cool and piss it all away" (Joey and Chandler pleased)
Joey: Ooh, ooh, I know! We should pool all own money and buy the Knicks!
Joey: Oh, you will when I pick you as starting forward.
Joey: You're not gonna let me buy the Knicks?? I can't believe you're taking this away from me!
Joey: Dude, I'm sorry. But hey, there's one spot left, right?
Joey: I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut, when did you even get those?
Joey: (to Ross) I'll show you how.
Joey: Yeah, I want my tickets too (takes the bowl from Rachel)! And I'm buying the Knicks! And Steffi Graff, ah ah!
Ross: Than I want mine, too (takes the bowl from Joey)! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.
Joey: Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea! (takes the bowl from Monica)
Joey: (in pain) Oh!
Joey: No, no! (they all go towards the balcony but they get jammed in the window)
Joey: (sitting on the sofa in front of the tv) Rach, come on! They are announcing the numbers! My God, I can already feel myself changing.
Joey: And what did she say?
Joey: (checking the last ticket) Damnit! anybody got anything?
Joey: (to Chandler) Hey, that is so great about the job.
Joey: And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.
Joey: Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job.
Joey: Oh yeah.
Joey: Me too.
[Scene: Central Perk. They're all sitting there as usual, except Joey. Gunther is serving a nearby table.]
(Joey comes in from the back of the coffee house)
Joey: (sitting in a chair) Hey guys, so I just called the Powerball hotline, can you believe it? Nobody won.
(Joey stares around dumbly looking for the "talking pigeon")
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
The Waiter: (To Joey) And for you sir?
The Waiter: Actually were out of the lobster ravioli. (Putting Joeys menu under his arm.)
Joey: Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
Joey: Whats the rush? What?
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, what is it?
Phoebe: God Joey, this is taking forever!
Joey: Fine!
Joey: Fine!
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Joey: (laughing sarcastically) Ok, Rach!
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
[Scene: The Set, the girl is still dancing with Joey.]
Chandler: Joey got meat sauce on the banister again! (He goes into the bathroom to wash his hands.)
Joey: Just casually slip it in, yknow lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, Im a lonerNo! An outlaw! Tell her she doesnt want to get mixed up with the likes of me.
Joey: Good night! (they give each other a kiss again, but this time it lasts longer)
Joey: All right. Hey, but it better make me look really, really good. (Starts for his room.) Oh, and another thing, the video camera? Nice!!
(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)
Joey: How ya doin?
Joey: There was a seen in Footloose...
Joey: Anything I can do? Whatever you need.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters.]
Terry: Im sorry Joey thats thats the way it is.
Joey: (looking through his binoculars at a nearby building) Yknow what else makes you wonder?
Joey: (standing up) Yknow, theres two women dude.
Joey: Then why are you wearing Monicas jacket?
Rachel: Oh. (They leave, leaving just Joey and Ross.)
Joey: (whispering) Ross!
Ross: Joey!
Joey: Come here, check this out!
Ross: What? Is it the comet? (Runs over to where Joeys standing.)
Joey: (annoyed) I dont know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Ross: (he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.
Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)
Joey: Come on!
JOEY: [sings] It may not be a bed of roses.
Joey: (with his mouth full) Oh yeah, sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever, I dont know (Grabs the note.)
Joey: (mocks him, in a whiney voice) look both ways before you cross the street. (Turns and walks headlong into the closed door.)
Joey: (jumping up and removing the bandages) Im back baby! Ha-ha-ha!
Joey: Yes! I will have the lobster ravioli.
Joey: No.
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like were even!
Rachel: Well yknow, we did other stuff too. (Joey and Chandler start to giggle.)
Joey: I can't believe I won.
CHANDLER: Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down.]
Joey: Yeah? Really? No ones home?
Joey: Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
Ross: Well, Im gonna lie to you Joey, its a possibility.
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: All right! Just hurry up!
Joey: Dont worry about that man, that happens.
Joey: Face to face, yeah!
Joey: I think face to face.
Joey: All right.
Joey: Hi.
Joey: (angrily) Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!
Joey: Yknow, when we talked about face to face, I dont think we thought it all the way through.
(Ross continues south and his now wrapped around Joeys legs.)
Joey: Hey.
Joey: No. No. No.
Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?
Joey: What are you doing?
Joey: No. Rosita does not move.
Joey: Thats true.
Rachel: Joey, Joey I am so sorry.
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is entering.]
Rachel: Ooh, this is soo sweet, Joey our little twinkle-toes.
Joey: (entering, dejectedly) Hey.
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Joey: Okay, but I dont see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons.
Joey: Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair.]
Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco.
Joey: No I wont.
Joey: Because, I know what I like and what I dont like! Its not the same thing!
Joey: Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer pinhead!?"
Joey: Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready.
Joey: I dont know why you say that so soon.
Rachel: Joey, I really dont
Joey: No its not weird, its a miracle!
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Joey: Someone like an angel?
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
Joey: Miracle!
Rachel: Its not a miracle Joey! Im sure theres some explanation.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey and Phoebe are there. There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment. Also, there are boxes all over the apartment. Joey is working on something on the coffee table.]
(Ross pauses and looks at him, Joey motions for him to hurry up.)
Anchorwoman: (on TV) While most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. (Joey is intrigued by the idea) Unfortunately, the sad fact remains that most of these little guys wont live to see the fourth of July. (Joey starts to call a place to buy a little baby chick) Because of as a result of improper care, they will be dead.
Phoebe: (shes strumming something) Yeah? (Joey nods yes.) Okay, I think Ill play it at the wedding.
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Kristen: Joey!
Joey: No. Really?
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing.]
Joey: Fine.