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[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachel is still dressing Joshua. He is trying on a pair of pants.]
Joshua: So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
Joshua: (turning around) Oh! You know what I need?
Joshua: Gloves. Brown, leather dress gloves.
Joshua: Also large?
Joshua: Okay.
Rachel: Me, Fledermaus, great. I really(motions to Joshua.)
Joshua: So (Holds out his hands as to say, "Where are my gloves?")
Joshua: Gloves?
Joshua: Uhh, actually yknow what, I kindaI have to take off.
Joshua: But, I was curious; do you have any plans for tonight?
Joshua: I invested in this night-club and its opening tonight, would you like to come?
Joshua: Youre into hardcore S&M right?
Joshua: Kidding! (Rachel is relived) Im gonna get there early, but Im going to put you on the V.I.P list, okay? Look for me.
Rachel: Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?
Rachel: Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this isI have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Yknow the "Wouldnt it be great if she was my wife" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Rachel: Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.
Rachel: No, she was already in, but then this big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella, so I clocked her. Ohhh! I cant believe this, all I wanted was a few hours outside of work to see Joshua, so he can go ahead and start falling in love with me.
Rachel: I dont care! All right, yknow what Im just upset that Im getting nowhere with Joshua thatyknow what still, you do not meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Rachel: Joshua.
Ross: Joshua guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda yknow.
The Cigarette Guy: Hi, Im Joshua, Im here to pick up Rachel.
Rachel: No-no-no, that not Joshua.
Rachel: Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! (Pause) (Comes back inside) Yeah, well, that oughta do it.
Rachel: Would you like to go to a basketball game with me? (Tries again.) You know, its funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets too (Tries again.) Umm, who likes the Knicks(Joshua comes in from the dressing room.)
Joshua: (coming in from a changing room) Okay!
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, continued from earlier.]
Joshua: Yeah! I mean youre-youre beautiful and smart and sophisticateda lot of this isnt based on tonight.
Rachel: Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.
Joshua: Umm, that was really great, but I-I gotta take-off actually.
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
(They all stand up and go over to Phoebe to feel the baby, preventing Rachel from kissing Joshua.)
Joshua: Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I got away with two things. This suit and what turned out to be a skirt.
Mrs. Burgin: Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.
Joshua: My marriage like just ended, and Im really not ready to get into anything yet.
Joshua: Wow! That would be great.
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Joshua: and even though none of the other kids believed me, I swear to God, that duck pushed me!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) Well, I just called Joshua
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Rachel: Okay. So, can I serve you a little ofWhat? What? What? (She sees that Joshua isnt relaxed.)
Originally written by Transcribed by Joshua Hodge
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
Originally written by Adam Chase. Transcribed by Joshua Hodge.
Joshua: Hey, heres an idea. Why dont uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?
(She goes down the hall. Joshua goes to put the food away when his parents walk in.)
Originally written by Betsy Bornes Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
Joshua: Oh, that-that would be great. So you didnt even get to Italy?
Joshua: Hi. (He has just returned.)
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Joshua: Well, I guess this is uh, I guess this is it.
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Joshua: Hi, Im Joshua.
Joshua: Well, I need a whole new wardrobe. My wife, well my ex-wife
Joshua: Ah, thats okay, thanks.
Joshua: What do you think?
Joshua: Hi!
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Joshua: All right, thank you so much for all your help.
Joshua: Yknow, they ruin it for everybody.
Joshua: Oh great! (He tries on the coat.) Wow! Yeah, its comfortable.
Joshua: Why not?!
Joshua: Oh, no thanks.
Joshua: Hi!
Joshua: Nice uh, costume.
Joshua: You okay? (Rachel swallowed it whole and is not hacking like a heavy smoker in the morning.) You all right? (Rachel walks away, coughing.)
Joshua: Hey!
Joshua: Well, what was supposed to happen?
Joshua: Okay uh, however
Joshua: But
Joshua: Because I-I like you.
Joshua: Okay.
Joshua: So, this was uh, really fun.
Joshua: You really dont seem like you do. Thats
Joshua: Need uh, need a little hand there.
Joshua: Im sorry, I, I just need a little time.
Joshua: No, theyre-theyre all true.
Joshua: Yeah.
Joshua: Then uh, whats-whats this? (Shows her the real anti-theft device.)
Joshua: But
Rachel: Oh my gosh, Joshua!
Rachel: So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. Its just so frustrating!
Joshua: So, all right.
Joshua: This is so nice. Thank you for doing this.
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Joshua: Oh yeah, yeah uh, its down the hall and uh, second door to your left.
Joshua: Oh my God!
Joshua: Behind you?
Joshua: Great! Oh, it all looks sooo good!
Joshua: Yeah, theyre out of town.
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
Joshua: Yeah, yeah, let me show you around. This is the uh, downstairs living room.
Rachel: I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Joshua: Oh my God!
Joshua: There you go.
Rachel: Well, Joshuas coming in tomorrow and since I dont have the guts to ask him out, Im going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
Joshua: (coming back in) Im sorry.
Joshua: (sitting) You okay?
Joshua: Great!
Joshua: Do I?
Joshua: (entering) Hey, Rachel.
Joshua: I gotta go.
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Rachel: Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
Joshua: (noticing her) Hey-whoa-hey-hey, what was that?
Joshua: I-I gotta say, I-I-I-Im not too sure I agree with that.
Rachel: ...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldnt come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...
Rachel: Yknow who doesnt even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua.]
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Joshua: Yeah, well, it wouldve been, but uh, my parents just moved here.
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
Joshua: Whats up? Youre voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.
Joshua: Umm, this may be a little weird, but I-I-I got a date here.
Joshua: Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?
Rachel: I mean maybe you didnt hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
(Mr. Waltham admires Joshuas butt as he leaves.)
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, Rachel and Joshua are entering.]
Mr. Waltham: Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. A Joshua Bergen.
(Its a really good-looking man, Joshua, that Rachel has an instant crush on. Well actually its Tate Donovan, so its not like shes really testing her acting skills.)