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Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, continued from earlier.]
Joshua: Yeah! I mean youre-youre beautiful and smart and sophisticateda lot of this isnt based on tonight.
Rachel: Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.
Joshua: Umm, that was really great, but I-I gotta take-off actually.
(They all stand up and go over to Phoebe to feel the baby, preventing Rachel from kissing Joshua.)
Joshua: I invested in this night-club and its opening tonight, would you like to come?
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
Mrs. Burgin: Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.
Joshua: My marriage like just ended, and Im really not ready to get into anything yet.
Joshua: Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I got away with two things. This suit and what turned out to be a skirt.
Joshua: Wow! That would be great.
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Joshua: and even though none of the other kids believed me, I swear to God, that duck pushed me!
Rachel: Okay. So, can I serve you a little ofWhat? What? What? (She sees that Joshua isnt relaxed.)
Originally written by Transcribed by Joshua Hodge
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) Well, I just called Joshua
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
Originally written by Adam Chase. Transcribed by Joshua Hodge.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Rachel: Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this isI have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Yknow the "Wouldnt it be great if she was my wife" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?
Joshua: Hey, heres an idea. Why dont uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?
Joshua: Hi. (He has just returned.)
(She goes down the hall. Joshua goes to put the food away when his parents walk in.)
Joshua: Oh, that-that would be great. So you didnt even get to Italy?
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
Joshua: Hi, Im Joshua.
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Originally written by Betsy Bornes Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
Joshua: Well, I guess this is uh, I guess this is it.
Joshua: Well, I need a whole new wardrobe. My wife, well my ex-wife
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Joshua: What do you think?
Joshua: So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?
Joshua: Hi!
Joshua: All right, thank you so much for all your help.
Joshua: Ah, thats okay, thanks.
Joshua: Okay.
Joshua: Also large?
Joshua: Youre into hardcore S&M right?
Joshua: (turning around) Oh! You know what I need?
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Joshua: Gloves?
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Rachel: Joshua.
Rachel: No-no-no, that not Joshua.
Joshua: So (Holds out his hands as to say, "Where are my gloves?")
Joshua: Yknow, they ruin it for everybody.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Joshua: Oh great! (He tries on the coat.) Wow! Yeah, its comfortable.
Joshua: Why not?!
Joshua: You okay? (Rachel swallowed it whole and is not hacking like a heavy smoker in the morning.) You all right? (Rachel walks away, coughing.)
Joshua: Oh, no thanks.
Joshua: Hi!
Joshua: Nice uh, costume.
Joshua: Hey!
Joshua: Okay.
Joshua: Well, what was supposed to happen?
Joshua: Okay uh, however
Joshua: Im sorry, I, I just need a little time.
Joshua: Yeah.
Joshua: But
Rachel: Oh my gosh, Joshua!
Rachel: Me, Fledermaus, great. I really(motions to Joshua.)
Joshua: But
Joshua: Because I-I like you.
Joshua: No, theyre-theyre all true.
Joshua: Then uh, whats-whats this? (Shows her the real anti-theft device.)
Rachel: So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. Its just so frustrating!
Joshua: So, this was uh, really fun.
Joshua: You really dont seem like you do. Thats
Joshua: Need uh, need a little hand there.
Joshua: This is so nice. Thank you for doing this.
Joshua: Oh my God!
Joshua: Behind you?
Joshua: Great! Oh, it all looks sooo good!
Joshua: Yeah, theyre out of town.
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
Joshua: So, all right.
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Joshua: Oh yeah, yeah uh, its down the hall and uh, second door to your left.
Joshua: Yeah, yeah, let me show you around. This is the uh, downstairs living room.
Joshua: Oh my God!
Rachel: I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.
Joshua: There you go.
The Cigarette Guy: Hi, Im Joshua, Im here to pick up Rachel.
Joshua: (coming back in) Im sorry.
Rachel: Well, Joshuas coming in tomorrow and since I dont have the guts to ask him out, Im going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
Ross: Joshua guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda yknow.
Joshua: (sitting) You okay?
Joshua: Great!
Joshua: Do I?
Joshua: (entering) Hey, Rachel.
Joshua: I gotta go.
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Rachel: Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
Joshua: I-I gotta say, I-I-I-Im not too sure I agree with that.
Rachel: Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.