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Rachel: Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
(They all stand up and go over to Phoebe to feel the baby, preventing Rachel from kissing Joshua.)
Joshua: I invested in this night-club and its opening tonight, would you like to come?
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
Mrs. Burgin: Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.
Joshua: Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I got away with two things. This suit and what turned out to be a skirt.
Joshua: My marriage like just ended, and Im really not ready to get into anything yet.
Joshua: and even though none of the other kids believed me, I swear to God, that duck pushed me!
Joshua: Wow! That would be great.
Rachel: Okay. So, can I serve you a little ofWhat? What? What? (She sees that Joshua isnt relaxed.)
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Originally written by Transcribed by Joshua Hodge
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) Well, I just called Joshua
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
Originally written by Adam Chase. Transcribed by Joshua Hodge.
Joshua: Hey, heres an idea. Why dont uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
(She goes down the hall. Joshua goes to put the food away when his parents walk in.)
Rachel: Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this isI have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Yknow the "Wouldnt it be great if she was my wife" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
Joshua: Oh, that-that would be great. So you didnt even get to Italy?
Joshua: Hi. (He has just returned.)
Originally written by Betsy Bornes Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
Joshua: Well, I guess this is uh, I guess this is it.
Joshua: Well, I need a whole new wardrobe. My wife, well my ex-wife
Joshua: Hi, Im Joshua.
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Joshua: Ah, thats okay, thanks.
Joshua: Hi!
Joshua: What do you think?
Joshua: All right, thank you so much for all your help.
Joshua: (turning around) Oh! You know what I need?
Joshua: Okay.
Joshua: Also large?
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Joshua: So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?
Joshua: Youre into hardcore S&M right?
Joshua: Gloves?
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Rachel: Joshua.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Rachel: No-no-no, that not Joshua.
Joshua: Okay.
Joshua: So (Holds out his hands as to say, "Where are my gloves?")
Joshua: Yknow, they ruin it for everybody.
Joshua: Oh great! (He tries on the coat.) Wow! Yeah, its comfortable.
Joshua: Why not?!
Joshua: Oh, no thanks.
Joshua: Hi!
Joshua: You okay? (Rachel swallowed it whole and is not hacking like a heavy smoker in the morning.) You all right? (Rachel walks away, coughing.)
Joshua: Nice uh, costume.
Joshua: Hey!
Joshua: So, this was uh, really fun.
Joshua: But
Joshua: Because I-I like you.
Joshua: You really dont seem like you do. Thats
Joshua: Okay uh, however
Joshua: Im sorry, I, I just need a little time.
Joshua: No, theyre-theyre all true.
Joshua: Then uh, whats-whats this? (Shows her the real anti-theft device.)
Rachel: So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. Its just so frustrating!
Rachel: Oh my gosh, Joshua!
Joshua: Well, what was supposed to happen?
Joshua: Yeah.
Joshua: But
Joshua: Need uh, need a little hand there.
Rachel: Me, Fledermaus, great. I really(motions to Joshua.)
Joshua: Yeah, theyre out of town.
Joshua: This is so nice. Thank you for doing this.
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Joshua: Oh my God!
Joshua: Behind you?
Joshua: Great! Oh, it all looks sooo good!
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
Joshua: Oh yeah, yeah uh, its down the hall and uh, second door to your left.
Joshua: So, all right.
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Joshua: Yeah, yeah, let me show you around. This is the uh, downstairs living room.
Joshua: Oh my God!
The Cigarette Guy: Hi, Im Joshua, Im here to pick up Rachel.
Joshua: There you go.
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Joshua: (sitting) You okay?
Rachel: I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.
Joshua: (coming back in) Im sorry.
Joshua: Great!
Joshua: Do I?
Joshua: (entering) Hey, Rachel.
Joshua: I-I gotta say, I-I-I-Im not too sure I agree with that.
Joshua: I gotta go.
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Rachel: Well, Joshuas coming in tomorrow and since I dont have the guts to ask him out, Im going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
Ross: Joshua guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda yknow.
Rachel: Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.
Joshua: Gloves. Brown, leather dress gloves.
Joshua: (noticing her) Hey-whoa-hey-hey, what was that?
Rachel: Yknow who doesnt even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua.]
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."